The Terms!
Must Include:
--A Draco/Harry pairing
--Someone spouting lines of poetry to Draco (preferably a lesser used character)
--A perosn in a tub of whipped cream (who is up to you)
--Corny pick-up lines (best if said by Snape or to Snape, but ultimately up to you)
--Some's hair turning bright neon pink
--Someone quoting u Hogwarts: A History /u to Hermione (Fred or George would be nice, just to imagine the look on her face)
--Someone walking in on Snape and Hermione in a rather strange position
--A feather boa
--Someone being call Gilligan (being hit over the head with a hat gets bonus points)
Must Include These Lines:
--"Step on her, see how she feels."
--"Oh, he's in the back spanking a chicken."
--"Injured in the line of duty, my ass."
--"You grabbed his/her what!"
--"I'm here to drown my sorrows, and you?"
--"I'm not going to bite you...that is, unless you want me to."
--Leave him alone, he's my husband." "What?" "You mess with him, you mess with me...do you want to mess with me?" (Totally optional, but extra cookies if you put it in)
--"Will you spank me?"
Extra Points If You Can Get These In There Somewhere:
--"What possessed you to stretch them that big?"
--"You want to pierce what?"
Thanks to StarChild for giving me this challenge. It was fun! And I hope to be putting yours up here soon.