So my story The Band Teacher Evil King. Seemed to go well. I only got three reviews as of now. But they made me so happy I felt like writing more stories. After getting Okage the shadow king, my sister and I went on a "king spree" and made just about everything into an evil king. I decided to use this story to play with some of these evil kings. Each chapter is a new king and there really isn't going to be a whole lot connecting each battle. This stories king was inspired by MY LITTLE PONIES. The neighbor girl was over today and I played them with her. I had a white horse with pink hair and I put a rubber band around its head and did it's hair to make it look like Rosalyn.(it even had a rose as it's marking.) Hope you enjoy. I love reviews.

Rated T only because game is rated so.

I do not own Okage. But I'm sure you knew that.

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THE PONY EVIL KING

Ari knew they were in trouble this time. Through some sort of extremely random accident Stanly had opened a portal to a part of the world he didn't know existed. And now they were stuck in the body of horses. Rosalyn was a beautiful white mare with pretty pink hair. Her belt like headband was still on her head but somehow worked with the horse body. Marlene was a magnificent golden colored horse. Her coat was so shiny and her black main was nicely brushed. Kisling was brown and white while Epros was a grey with purple main. Linda was similar to Marlene but not as vibrant in color. Big bull was a cow. Ari, being the youngest, was a brown colt with a short blond main and light brown coat. Stanly was a pure black horse with glowing yellow eyes and was currently stomping and yelling something about how it was such a horrid thing to happen to a king such as himself.

"Oh come on Stanly, its not that bad." said Marlene who seemed to be enjoying herself.

"Yeah I could almost enjoy this." agreed Rosalyn playing with her ears. Entertained that they could move in almost a complete circle.

"I don't." stated Kisling without emotion. "I can't write thing with hooves. And there are so many learning experiences in this equine body. If only…." and as Kisling went on and on about something no one could understand because of his dictionary abuse, Ari decided to see how fast he could run.

"Hey Stan! I'll race ya." he said getting ready to run. He thought he had a good chance of winning because Stan had spent the last five minutes wearing himself out. But Ari had over looked the fact that he was an evil king and did not tire out easily. As such, Ari lost. Not by much, but he lost.

The party continued onward, not knowing where they were going. Stan was happy from winning his race with Ari and as long as he was happy he wasn't fighting with Rosalyn. And if they weren't fighting, traveling was much more enjoyable.

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It wasn't long before Brendan realized what was going on.

"Oh Snap." he muttered to himself, "That fool Stan has actually tracked me down. Luckily for me, he has turned his army into horses. This may work to my advantage."

Brendan laughed evilly before leaving to plot his world conquest.

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"Stan. It's the strangest thing. I have this craving to eat the grass." said Ari, his stomach growling in agreement.

"It's because we are all now horses and horses eat grass. Come on slave. Didn't you learn anything in school?"

"I knew that Stan. I was referring to the fact that I have never before craved grass."

"You really underestimate Ari you stupid Evil King. He is by far smarter than you. Just look at how many of those World Crypto Organization things he's figured out on his own." defended Rosalyn.

"That's only because I don't get to look at them you moronic cow faced…."

"Now don't go insultin' my own kind." interrupted big bull less than happy.

"Don't fight in my presence!" demanded princess Marlene rearing up in frustration.

Linda and Epros, who had been ignoring their argument, were happily talking together.

"So, where do you think we're going?" asked Linda.

"Know I do not. But thou hope it is a king we've long sought."

"I hope we can turn back to humans. I can't sing as a horse."

It was then there was a surprising flash of darkness. Everything blacked out and there was no light except that from Stan's Eyes. And then it was light again. (I was getting tired of the blinding flashes of light.) Ari was the first to notice the Silhouette of a horse in the distance. It appeared to be getting closer with each passing second. The entire group lined up expecting it to be an evil King. And it was. It came with eight Wild Cows, two Airy Bunnys, and three Perky Frogs as evil minions. The Pony Evil King was, as his name suggested, a miniature pony. He looked pretty harmless in comparison to the other 13 monsters.

"I am Brendan the PONY EVIL KING. You are kill number one in my Quest for the title of Great Evil King." boasted the small pony.

"Ahh but you are mistaking." boasted Stan. "It is I who will crush you."

"Don't forget Stan, Servant Ari and hero Rosalyn, and my other subordinates are Helping you." Stated Marlene. If Ari hadn't known better he'd say Marlene only said these things before battles to fire Stan up. But he knew that it was just in Marlene's nature to be that way.

"Attack Slave!"

And the battle Begins.

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And it was over in Minutes. Having no weapons, the group was forced to use magic. Stan actually made a couple of fierce physical attacks on the evil king, but the minions were weak and were easy to K.O. Ari and Rosalyn Finished off the evil King with two critical hits.

"I lost." said Brendan. His little horsy head held low. "I guess this means I have to go back to the carnival and work as a kiddie ride." he trembled at the horrifying thought. Marlene pitied the poor creature.

"Well. There is one other option." she offered. And that's how Annie got the pony she always wanted.

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It took a day or so, but Stan finally undid the spell he had accidentally cast. Now they were all human again and the Pony Evil King was living happily in Tenel. The Group then set off to subjugate the other evil kings we never knew about.

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So that's chapter one. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review. I'm not really good with the Epros rhyming thing. I'll work on it. If you have an evil king put it in a review and I will consider it for a chapter.