"Hey, you know how we have to go solve mysteries, right?" Falco pointed out.
"We could, but we shouldn't. We have too much shit to work on." Luigi yawned as he was munching on stale barbeque chips he brought a week ago.
"Come on, it would be fun! We haven't done that since smashing!" Jigglypuff pointed out as she was drawing on the wall.
Suddenly the doorbell rung, and Falco went to answer it. Standing before him was Waluigi, who was twisting his mustache as he stood over the blue bird.
"Oh, what's up Dick Dastardly?" Falco responded as he placed his feathery wing on his hip.
"I need you three morons. Got a mystery for you to solve." Waluigi said as he pulled out a piece of paper.
"If it's who I think it is, tell that lanky fuck that he's not allowed here." Luigi belched while still eating the chips.
Jigglypuff waddled to the door as she waved at Waluigi. "That sounds like a challenge! I'm excited!"
"Well then, follow me." Waluigi snapped as he took out a taco and placed garlic on it, causing a warp to appear as he went into it.
Luigi decided to stay in his chair... until Falco chain grabbed him and dragged the pallet swap with him and Jigglypuff into the warp.