Naruto Online Chat #1
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Summary: We're going to see what happens when Naruto characters log online and start chatting with each other. Episode 1 - The Art Of Mangekyou Sharingan
Shall we begin?
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KyuubiKid has just signed in
EmoUchiha has just signed in
UselessGirl has just signed in
KyuubiKid: How's everyone today?
UselessGirl: I feel sad... as sad as a snail without its shell...
EmoUchiha: Me too, the torment inside me is ripping up my distessed soul.
KyuubiKid: Why are you two so gloomy?
EmoUchiha: You wouldn't understand, my anguish goes far beyond any normal person's imagination. It tears at my soul and haunts me whenever I...
KyuubiKid: OMG SHUT UP ALREADY!
EmoUchiha: Fine, I guess I'll go cry in a corner as usual :(
EmoUchiha has signed out
KyuubiKid: YAY! HE'S GONE! Now Sakura, we can have some "alone" time...
UselessGirl: But I still feel sad...
KyuubiKid: What's the matter Sakura-chan?
UselessGirl: Well this morning I... Woke up with a mushtache.
KyuubiKid: LMFAO ROFL!!
UselessGirl: NARUTO YOU JERK-BOX, F YOU!!
UselessGirl: has signed out
KyuubiKid: Ksah, now everyone's gone...
FanOfDoom666 has signed in
KyuubiKid: Yay, someone logged on
FanOfDoom666: Hey, 'sup Naruto?
KyuubiKid: Well my so-called "friends" just signed out and left me here talking to you...
FanOfDoom666: What, you got a problem with me?
KyuubiKid: Well, you're sorta boring and blonde...
FanOfDoom666: WTF? You're blonde too!
KyuubiKid: At least I'M not in love with Shikamaru...
FanOfDoom666: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!? GIANT FAN JUTSU!!SH MY COMPUTER!!
FanOfDoom666 has been disconnected
KyuubiKid: Ksah, not again... Ok, I have to promise myself to be nice to the next person that logs on.
LordOfTsukoyomi has signed in
KyuubiKid: SH...
LordOfTsukoyomi: Hey you, you have the Kyuubi Akatsuki needs! Oh well... I'm on my break anyway, so I guess I won't kill you at the moment.
KyuubiKid: YAY! I get to live! I hope no more creepy people sign on...
LordOfTsukoyomi: Well, lets see... There's always Orochimaru, Garaa, Kimimaro,Zabuza...
KyuubiKid: Hey, isn't Zabuza dead though?
LordOfTsukoyomi: Oh yeah, I guess you're right...
MistDemon15 has signed in
KyuubiKid: WTF? Why aren't you dead?
MistDemon15: Uh, because I'm not... Oo
KyuubiKid: Uh ok... sure...
UselessGirl has signed in
UselessGirl: Guess what everyone? I shaved off my mushtache!
LordOfTsukoyomi: ...
MistDemon15: Oo
UselessGirl: And I learned how to cook eggplant in my bathroom sink! I'm special!
LordOfTsukoyomi: Mangekyou Sharingan!
MistDemon15: Uh, Itachi, I don't think that's going to work over the computer...
LordOfTsukoyomi: That's what you think...
UselessGirl: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
LordOfTsukoyomi: Mwahahahaha!
UselessGirl has been disconnected
LordOfTsukoyomi: Hehehe, I have figured out how to use mangekyou sharingan online!
MistDemon15: CRAP!!
KyuubiKid: CRAP!!
KyuubiKid has signed out
MistDemon15 has signed out
THE END
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Appearing in order:
KyuubiKid - Naruto
EmoUchiha - Sasuke
UselessGirl - Sakura
FanOfDoom666 - Temari
LordOfTsukoyomi - Itachi
MistDemon15 - Zabuza