Title: Let's Go Swimming

Words: 528 (I know it's short but idk I'm new to this whole fanfiction thingy, kay?)

Pairing: Ishimaru/Mondo

A/N: So yeah nondespair completely unserious dorky AU where Ishimaru is a lifeguard at a pool and Mondo goes there [and drags along Chihiro] to flirt with him and sometimes he's a dick and pretends to drown but he's bad at acting. Based off of: post/57623837803.

There was a loud knock on Chihiro's door. There are only two people he knows that can knock that loudly, and Sakura didn't call around very often. "The door's open!" Chihiro called out. Mondo opened the door and held up a gym bag. Chihiro turned away from his laptop for one second only to slam his face into the gym bag. He turned back to the laptop, he knew Mondo well enough to know where this is going.

"Chihiro, can we go to the pool today?" He saw that coming. Mondo has been asking to go to the pool everyday for weeks. Ever since Mondo saw the new lifeguard when he was walking past the pool on his way home from the gym. So he'd go and pretend that he's drowning to get Ishimaru to dive in and save him, sadly he flunked acting class. Ishimaru gets really annoyed when he does this because he get's distracted and shouts at Mondo. Yet Mondo goes back everyday and uses different things to get Ishimaru's attention.

Chihiro turned to face him, "You just want to go so you can flirt with the lifeguard, don't you?" Mondo looked shocked, as if his "master plan" was found out.

"No I don't!" Mondo became flushed, "Ok, maybe I do. Please let's go come on!" With that he grabbed Chihiro's wrist and pulled him up out of his seat. By now Chihiro had a gym bag with his swimming necessities in it prepared. He grabbed it and darted after Mondo, who was already strolling happily towards the pool.

When they arrived, they got changed and proceeded to go to the main pool, and as if on queue, Mondo hopped into the pool and swam out into deeper water. Then he began his act, but for some reason today was a lot more believable than all his other attempts. Did he get acting lessons secretly? Or was he…

Ishimaru leapt into the pool and quickly swam over to the chocking and splashing mess that was Mondo. Ishimaru pulled him over to the closest edge of the pool and draped a nearby towel over his shoulders. Mondo looked down, almost as if he was ashamed, like he seemed like some sort of weakling now.

Suddenly a large grin appeared on his face. "Say, Ishimaru…"

"Hm? What is it?"

"Well, you saved my life," Mondo looked up with a beaming grin across his face, "So I owe you one. How about dinner sometime?" Mondo had a slight blush growing across his face as he scratched behind his head.

"Well…" Ishimaru looked down at the water by his feet. He looked back up with a large smile, almost matching Mondo's, "I'm working tomorrow, so how does Friday sound?"

Mondo had a large blush growing across his face. Meanwhile, Chihiro just sat on the side of the pool perpendicular ((A/N: Using my math nerd fancy words again~)) to the one Mondo and Ishimaru were on. He was completely shell-shocked; I didn't think Ishimaru was going to agree, He thought, who would've known?

After that Chihiro didn't hear anything from Mondo. She could only suspect that their date went

Swimmingly.