Back from the dead, here to reek its not really improved being into re-existence, it's this story! I thought I might as well as bring the story back in celebration of my fanauthorversairy! This April 1st, I had become a Fanfiction author one year ago! Yay me! Now I know that this story will end up as a disaster, so we might as well as get this train wreck started! Here we go!

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or Mario.

Time set: after season four, before season five.


Teen Titans and the Thousand Year Door

Chapter 1
What goes on?

So many things can happen in one day. Few people realize this, but it happens all the time. In just one day, September 11 to be exact, events occurred that caused the war on terror. In just one day, a certain J.K. Rowling created one of the world's best book series all just because she forgot her pen. And just one day soon in this summer there could be the creation of Pirates of the Caribbean 4, 5, and 6 if things turn out well enough.

But in this story, things will happen that will set off a chain reaction. The events that will be caused include the reawakening of the king of all darkness, the multiple near ends of the worlds, the destruction of the fourth wall, and of course, Super Toilet. (So much clogging!)


Today, I'm going to tell you the story of the Thousand-Year Door. A long time ago, in a land completely separate from our world, a big bustling town lived. In the town, all lived happy lives and the land was prosperous. But as with all gains, a loss was endured. A catechism stuck. The earth shook, lightning crashed as often as the rain; it was as if hell was raging on the world. And in just a night, it vanished and the town sank into the depths of the earth.

Many years passed, and tales of the town were sent to the section of folklore. And once the land was barren, newcomers arrived and built a new town on the site. But rumor began to spread that the ruins of a city lay beneath them with a treasure resting inside.

Indeed… This is the tale of the fabled treasure of the Thousand-Year Door of Rougeport. However our tale does not begin here. No, it begins in another world with a certain green child who lived in a 'T'. The tale of the quest for the ledgendary treasure and the Thousand-Year Door starts here.


Beast Boy's knuckles whitened. His teeth clenched, his mind racing a mile a minute. Reflexes and timing were needed for this. Left, right, leftrightleft, down, pivot, parry, defend, cower, thrust, SMACK! BB moaned as the sound went off. The words 'Winner, Cyborg!' came on the screen as the game ended.

"Oh yeah baby!" Cyborg gloated in his victory, "Who's the champion now? I kicked your green butt!"

BB just moaned again. "I'm going for some tofu."

They both were by their lonesome in the common room on a slow day. Crime hasn't been acting up lately since Trigon's defeat, and there was still no sign of Slade yet. So things were just moving pokey slow. BB went over to the fridge and screamed.

"Ahhhh! Where's the tofu?!?"

"Oh, that?" Cyborg asked casually, "I threw it all out."

"You threw my tofu away?!?!?"

"Well sure. No surprise."

In the moment after that, BB was making various humorous poses, seeming about to speak yet remaining silent. He then went to the elevator.

"Hey are you going?" Cyborg called.

"I'm going to the store to get more tofu!" and with the door closed.

Cyborg was in peril. "But who am I gonna beat in the meantime?"


Meanwhile in another world, the first of many life-changing events start to take place. All beginning with a girl coming to the town square of a port town. She was in a bright pink dress with white gloves, a golden crown and just as golden hair cascading down her back Mario fans would recognize her as Princess Peach.

"Finally! I get a moment without Toadsworth watching over me! He' so paranoid. I come all the way here on vacation, just to be stuck with him. He's so stifling! Sometimes I like go on my own and see what I want."

Peach looked around the town, which was covered in graffiti, unseemly fellows, and someone hanging their heart covered boxers out to dry. "But now that I'm seeing it, I see that this town has a… distinct flavor."

"Oh missy! Missy!" a creaky female voice sounded.

Peach turned in surprise to see just a hunched figure cloaking herself in a robe so that even her face couldn't be seen. "Oh, you mean me?"

"Yes, you missy! Please won't to purchase something? I have a wide assortment of knickknacks and doodads!"

Peach looked over the mat, which had all kinds of things on it. Let's see… a couple of crystals, a shrunken head, a pokeball, a tablet depicting Armageddon being brought by Chuck Norris, ooh! Surround sound and plasma screen! Oh, and there was a chest.

"Ooh!" Peach spoke once noticing the chest. "That's a pretty chest!"

"Ah, yes. The chest," the merchant spoke picking said chest up. "This box is said to have a map inside leading to where a legendary treasure rests. However the box has a lock that will open to only one of a pure heart, so one such as myself can't even budge it."

She then rapidly a savagely tried to open it, but box wouldn't. And Peach could tell that she was not faking it. "Ooh!"

"Yes," the merchant said with an unseen smile. "Listen, if you were to open the box, then you may have what's inside. I'm certain it would be of no use to me. Now take the box missy, and see what happens."

"Oh, why not?" Peach agreed. "It won't do any harm."

Oh if she only knew. She then took the box in her hands and started with a gentle nudge. But to all's surprise, it opened.


BB sighed as he came out of the store. He now had a full stock of tofu in his hands and was about to head home. He was just about to transform when his communicator went off. He flipped it open as Robin's face appeared.

"Beast Boy, where are you?" Robin shouted.

"I'm at the store getting tofu. Didn't Cy tell you?"

"Well put it in hold," he commanded. "We just got an alert that the HIVE is attacking at the docks. Get there now, we'll meet you there."

The transmission ended as BB put it back into his pocket. He ran into the store to have them hold his order before taking off. As he did so, an unnatural storm began to pick up. It was about to happen.

When he arrived there, he was surprised to say the least as his breath cached. On the cement of the pier were the others, and even the HIVE. Jinx, Mammoth, and Gizmo seemed to have taken the worse of the hit. On the ground between the two groups were the scorching marks of an explosion. Supposedly a bomb.

He ran over to the other Titans in a frantic attempt to check if they were okay. He didn't have any medical knowledge, but he did know how to find a heart beat. Checking the Titans, he found that their pulses were normal and Cyborg's built in computer said that he was fine as well. BB then checked the HIVE, also getting the same results.

But he was confused. As far as he knew, explosions were way too big for them to come out so unscathed. He wondered just what happened here when his ears perked up. There was a voice.

"Crystal Star, hear my command. Bring the hero here, so that world conquest shall begin anew. Bring the one who shall serve as the key, to bring everlasting darkness upon this and all realms!"

As the voice died out, the wind around them picked up. The storm grew worse, until a vortex opened up in the clouds above. BB could only scream as it sucked him and his companions up. Once they disappeared, the vortex closed and the storm vanished without a trace.

In the vortex, BB and the unconscious crew throttled down the passage until they ended in a blue dome. Once the room stopped spinning, he looked at where they were. All around them was a big sphere of brick with a bright white 4 painted across it. Then small holes were made in it, one for the each of them. Suddenly BB's eyes went wide. To his side, Starfire was sucked through a hole like water into a straw. The rest then started as well.

BB shook his head rapidly at the sight, hoping that something would be made clear to him. But then he was sucked into his hole and they disappeared. BB was rocketed down the tunnel, then his vision turned white and all became blank.


Back in the other world, other events were opening up. At a yellow house with a red roof, a turtle with wings (parakoopa) flew down to a nearby blue mailbox and slipped a letter in. And with a shout of 'Mail call!' he flew away. Then out of the house came a pudgy man with a thick stache, blue overalls, a red shirt and a red cap with an 'M' on it. He pulled out the letter to read.

Hello there Mario!

I am now on holiday, traveling in the Mushroom Kingdom. In my travels, I came into possession of a map… a treasure map actually. It was inside a box I got from an old merchant in a town called Rougeport. But since it would be too difficult for me to try to go find treasure all by myself, I thought you could help me hunt for it! You will of course, won't you? I've included the map with this letter, so please bring it with you when you come. I'll meet you at Rougeport. (That means you MUST come!)

Princess Peach.


Meanwhile, in a place yet to be known, a single eye opens. The figure rises and walks forward. He walks past the growing shelves and piles of scrolls, books and tablets. He arrives at a door in the form of a book and opens it. He passes through and arrives at a circular room with more shelves, but only with bits of stone and scraps of paper in it. But in the middle of the room was a crystal ball.

He waves his hands over it and the mist inside clears to show our little Beast Boy, resting between boxes of cargo. But the place was where the figure was concerned. The time had arrived.

"Ravage! Oblivion! Yaman!" the figure shouted.

Three books then appeared and opened. Three figures approached through. "Yes master Parsnep?" the one known as Ravage spoke.

"The time has arrived," Parsnep spoke. "Go off to the lands of Rougeport and fetch the prophecy scrolls. We must begin to prepare for the rise of the shadows. The first shall be within the Shwonk Fortress. Now go!"

And with that, the figures disappeared in flashes of light.


The Legend of Rougeport
Part 1. The Fearsome Demon

Ages ago, a city flourished here in peace in splendor, but it was destroyed in a single day by a demon from the dark beyond. Historians claim a great calamity befell the city, but nay... 'twas a demon. The city sank below ground, and one-quarter of the old city became the demon's den. This demon put fear into the hearts of all men and sent out minions to take the land. And its den, its palace, grew rich with the treasures stolen from all over the world.


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the beginning. I know it's short, but I couldn't do much without getting too far. And fear not, the chapters shall get longer! I will have no beta tester, and only four maximum OC's shall appear, and they were the above mentioned. Starting the next chapter, they will get long to at least 6 pages each instead of this 4 page one. Finally, Kingdom Titans will not be updated as much since this is back on my plate. So sorry.

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