Title: How Romantic
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairings/Characters: Janto
Summary: A little take on what happened in the novel 'Almost Perfect' when Ianto showed up to work, looking like he did. Contains spoilers. Janto.
Disclaimer: Ya'll know Torchwood ain't mine.
A/N: I had to write this! It's my favorite TW novel, and I thought how cute it was how Ianto just kissed him and Jack knew it was him-AWWE! THE CUTENESS! Reviews would be de-lovely~

Ianto sighed before pushing the button and walking down the hallway into the Torchwood hub. He shook his head, new auburn falling neatly around his new face. How he was going to explain this to Jack, he had no idea. Maybe he wouldn't notice. Yeah, right, Ianto thought. An extremely attractive woman walks in front of him, and he won't notice. He still couldn't believe it-he was a bloody woman! Maybe Jack wouldn't care; that'd be nice.

He stepped into the hub as best he could in his heels (which he was fairly certain were slowly killing him) and threw his bag on his desk. Jack looked up from his paperwork (doodling) and noticed an extremely attractive woman with auburn hair walking up the stairs to his desk with some difficulty. At first, he was completely taken away by her appearance, but then he realized that this (very very pretty) stranger was walking up the stairs to his desk. In the Torchwood hub. Which was pretty much secret. He had his gun out and ready before she pushed the glass door open.

"Jack," she said, sounding tired. "I can explain completely. Ok, not really. At all. But-"

"Who are you?" Jack ordered.

"Jack, it's me. Ianto."

Jack felt the corners of his mouth going up into a smile, but stopped himself. "I don't believe you."

The woman sighed. "Jack, you work for Torchwood; this can NOT be the most unbelievable thing you've seen."

Jack considered this for a moment. "True. But how can I be absolutely sure that you're-"

Jack was cut off as the woman took his face and kissed him square on the mouth. After a moment, he brought his hand up to her hair and kissed back. He noticed the way she tensed, only for a moment, when he did so. Jack pulled back, still holding on.

He smiled warmly. "It is you, Ianto."

She smirked at him. "No, really?"

"How...?"

"Trust me, I have no idea. I went to bed a man and I woke up a woman."

"Gwen is going to be so jealous," he giggled.

Ianto rolled his (her?) eyes. "Don't remind me," he sighed. "Alright, well, I'm going to start working now, so-"

"Awe, no more kissing?"

Ianto raised his eyebrows. "Jack, you sound like a child."

"Is that a no, then?"

"Yes."

"Yes?" Jack said hopefully.

" No, I meant no to your yes."

Jack pouted and circled his arms around Ianto's waist. "But we've got at least an hour before Gwen shows up."

"Your point?"

Jack shrugged. "Don't know, just thought maybe we could…have a little fun."

This caused Ianto to pout his pretty new face. "Jack, as appealing as that offer sounds, I'm going to have to decline."

"Why?"

"Because I'm a woman!" He declared, stomping a heel. "I've never been a woman before! I can't even walk in these bloody awful shoes, and you want to have sex?"

"…Yes."

Ianto heaved a sigh. "I'll give you one more kiss, then I'm going to work."

"I love you."

"You're only saying that because I have breasts."

~THE END
A/N: What did you think? Please let me know!