OMFG! IT'S HHHHEEEEERRRRREEEEEE!!1111123452 MAGICAL PRETTY PINK PRINCESS ROY MUSTANG SERIES IS FINALLY HERE!!111
Yes, I just referred to Roy Mustang as a princess. Crack story that's short with an even shorter background story- I was a seventh grader that basically had lost her brain cells with writing and thought of this as good quality writing. LEave your brain at the door for your safety plz. That's all.
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Magical Pretty Pink Princess Roy
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Once upon a time, there lived a princess named Roy Mustang. He lived all alone in a pretty pink castle overlooking his kingdom of happiness and fuzzy stuff. Whenever he went out he would wear pretty sparkly makeup with a matching pink and purple dress. With his magical pink crown decorated with pearls and diamonds, he could harness the power of love and friendship to rule over his kingdom peacefully happily joyfully with sugar and rainbow magic stuff.
Okayz, that was dandy and junk, but little princess Roy wasn't happy at all! He lived all by himself to rule alone in his castle. He wanted a wife but, whenever he found a possible candidate, his subjects would scare her away. They were usually scared by his jester with blonde hair… (guess who that might be.)
His very small jester Ed.
So, one night when he was looking out of his icing lined window, he saw a star glowing brightly in the sky. He made a wish.
"I wish my life was run better."
Nothing happened at first, that star only twinkled. Until he found himself looking down the barrel of a .45 shotgun. "I am your fairy godmother, Miss Pretty Pink Creampuff Fairy Queen Hawkeye. I believe it is time bed, Princess Roy Happy Valley and all things Cute and Fuzzy." So, with a gun to his back, he went to bed with his collection of fuzzy and happy unicorns by his side.
Well, things went from bad to worse for out poor little princess Roy. First off: Miss Pretty Pink Creampuff Fairy Queen Hawkeye, was, despite her cute name, very evil (in his opinion.) She forced him to do his work and be a proper pretty pink princess. He did his work that involves running a kingdom.
One day, Mr. Meany Licorice King Bradley of teh ebil bunny kingdom who ruled just next door sent a letter addressed to Princess Roy. It read:
Dear Pink Princess Roy,
I eat j00! I shall steal all your money and stuff to make you sad, uh… I'm going to take over your kingdom with evil bunnies that eat sugar… So yeah.
-Mr. King Bradley
P. S. Rawrz :B
Oh noez! What was Princess Roy to do?! He actually started to prepare for war, but his deadly fairy had a better idea to stop the dangerous force. So, for the next two hours his kingdom built a 9,482,624,912,024,929,210 mile long sugar wall twenty four around the kingdoms 24,000 mile long border. Then they… what did they do? –looks through notes- Here it is! –reads then burns- On to the battle!
It wasn't really a battle though, more like teh ebil bunnies attacked and ate the pure sugar wall that was 50 beavers thick. They attacked and became mortally obese and fell "asleep." Uh, anyways princess Roy watched from his balcony, then jester Ed pushed him off of the edge…
Falling
Falling
Falling
Falling
Falling...
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Drenched in a cold sweat, Roy's eyes shot open as he sat up in his desk. Looking around his office, he grumbled angrily.
"My favorite dream, ruined by Sir-Sort-A-Lot pushing me."
He then checked his lap to make sure his stuffed unicorn was still with him before going back to sleep.
The End.
Whoo. Just to let you know, this is going to hopefully be a series that I can update regularly. I know you probably don't know how to read the really long number for the wall, but my friend that now lives in Florida has my story, so I'm going to have to e-mail her about it. Read and review please!