Hello everyone! My name is keanu, an anime lover just like you guys! I just started reading fanfiction a week ago and then a brilliant idea came to my head. Why not make my own? All the ones I have read so far have been so good that I don't think that I will be able to write as good as them but that isn't going to stop me from writing this story. None of this has been planned out so if it seems kinda.. well "not well planned", that is because it isn't. I most likely going to be writing each chapter in one sitting when I feel like it. I really don't know but we will see. Now lets get on to the story!

"Hello" -Speaking

'Fucking pleb who do you think you're talking to' - thinking

"I can hear your thoughts you piece of shit author" - bijuu speaking

'Idgaf!' - bijuu thinking

[Just start it already...] - jutsu

Fine... - Time Skips

Chapter 1:

First Meeting

"Ughhhh my head..." Naruto said sitting up as he held the back of his head. Looking around the place was a mess, moss growing all over the walls not to mentions the floor was at least an inch thick high with water.

"It's About time you woke up Kit" said the fox menacingly staring at his jailor.

Turning his head towards the voice Naruto just stood up and yawned before locking eyes with the fox. "Oh... yo" he said lazily pulling his hand up like a certain someone he was going to meet later on.

'Huh? Thats its? He is standing face to face with the most powerful force in the world and all I get is a yo?' the fox thought super pissed at the fact that the boy acted so calmly. "Yo...? YO!? What do you mean yo you disgusting human? Your facing the strongest bijuu in the world and all I get is a yo!? I could evaporate you in less than a second and make your existence disappear forever!"

Naruto now was picking his ear for ear wax when he said "Sorry what was that?".

That pissed the fox off to no extent. "Listen here you little brat when I get out of here I'M GONNA RIP YOU TO SHREDS!" the bijuu screamed trying to grab Naruto through his cell.

"Ya ta da ta da" making his hand look like a duck mouth lowering and closing his thumb at every vowel. "I really don't care, I know who you are and where we are. First we're in my mind right now which definitely needs a makeover, this place looks like shit..." he stared at the fox in which the fox was certain he was blaming it for the way it looked. "Also I know you're here because I am a jinchuuriki. Now that we got that cleared up let's start over again; Hi my name is Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki, wanna be friends?" Naruto said throwing one of his signature smiles towards the fox.

"Hell no" the fox said mentally smirking thinking he won whatever struggle for power he thought had started. 'Stupid humans thinking he can fool I? The Magnificent Kyuubi?. I'm not falling for it you insignificant life forms!'.

"Well suit yourself" Naruto said as a door appeared out of thin air behind him shrugging then started walking towards it.

Just as he was about to open the door the fox said "Huh? W-Wait!..." a few seconds passed and the fox made up his mind. "Human how about I make you the strongest man alive?" the fox mentally smirking. 'I won! No one could resist an offer to be trained by the strongest being alive! I will slowly gain his trust then backstab him and be free."

Out of nowhere the fox heard a girl yell 'SHANNARO!' the fox was sweating beads.

'What the hell is going on?' the fox thought he was going crazy

"No thanks, I don't want your help unless you're being sincere" Naruto said stepping halfway through the door.

'Where did that voice come from?' The fox still confused making him go into deep thought. At the last second he snapped out and quickly yelled "OK OK WAIT i'm sorry" this made Naruto back a little bit out of the doorway 1/4 of his body still inside the light. "Come and talk to me" It had been so long since he had talked to someone. It has been 5 years since his last interaction with anything. Whether it be human or a magic 8 ball he didn't care, he needed this.

Smiling Naruto said "finally come around huh?" now fully stepped out of the door walking closer to the cage and sat just out of reach of the foxes reach. "So, um?" the boy said not knowing what to call the fox. "Uh fox-san, how are you doing?" It was more of a rhetorical question since he knew the answer. Being stuck in confined solitary for days was bad, he could only imagine how it feel to be stuck in it for years.

"oh thanks you for asking..." the fox said with an indifferent look on his face then suddenly the fox snapped "HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I FEEL RIGHT NOW BAKA?".

Naruto couldn't hold it in, what started from simple laughter transformed into the point where Naruto's face looked like the crying emoji. Visual tick marks were forming on the fox's face at that point and Naruto had stopped laughing. " *long gasp for air* Ahhhhh gomen that was just hilarious though" he said still holding his gut, stretching every few seconds due to cramps. With a serious face Naruto asked " so is that offer of training still available?".

The fox was pissed but looking at Naruto's face reminded him of all the horrible things the kid had to suffer due to his actions. From what he seen through the boy's eyes he couldn't tell who the real demons were. Naruto noticed the sadness in his eyes but chose to ignored it. "Yes kit my offer to train you will stand forever no matter what you do..." the fox said not able to make eye contact with Naruto.

Naruto noticing that he didn't want to talk about it just said "Alright! When do we start fox-sensei?"

"Kit I have a name" the fox said

"What is it?" naruto asked paying full attention to the fox

"The names Kurama kit, but from now on you will call me Kurama-sama" the fox said puffing his chest out as he finally was going to get back at this brat.

"Ok kura-chan!" Naruto said running towards the exit

"You better show me some respect me or I ain't teaching you squat kit!" kurama yelled feeling a little giddy from the new adventure he was about to partake in.

"In your dreams Kura-chan!" Naruto said pulling the backside of his pants down flashing his butt cheeks at Kurama. Before he could respond Naruto was already through the door and waking up in the real world.

'This is going to be very interesting...' Kurama thought smirking thinking about all the pain he was going to inflict on the kid. 'Don't worry kushina, bigger brat(he was thinking about minato) i'll take care of him...' kurama reminisced sporting a smile before he turned to see what naruto was doing. "OI IDIOT THAT MILK IS A MONTH PAST ITS EXPIRATION DATE".

"Relax Kura-chan when you freeze the milk it increases the expiration date" Naruto said taking a swig from the milk carton.

"BAKA NOW YOUR GONNA BE SICK! HOW AM I GOING TO TRAIN YOU WHEN YOU NEED TO TAKE A SHIT EVERY 5 MINUTES" kurama ambushed the 5 year old Naruto into submission. 'Oh boy' the fox said feeling like he had a migraine.

This is just the beginning

A/N: Hey guys if you're still here thank you for taking you time to read this my garbage. I didn't use a wider variety of words/transitions because i'm lazy. Also this was written in about 30 minutes so please tear me a new one with all the grammatical errors or badly phrased sentences. I really need it as I have my english midterm coming up soon.

I see a lot of authors do this so i'm going to ask you guys what would you want to see in this stories future? Romance? Naruto leave the leaf and become some badass missing-nin? Sasuke isn't an ass? Let me know and if it does go with my initial thought I might maybe nah probably not put it in the story. Peace out, I need to play some league of legends #OneTrickYasMain #ImTotallyNotBronze #maybe...

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