Disclaimer: I'm to retarded to own Twilight.
It was Bella's Birthday.
Edward and Bella decided to get freaky.
BOW CHIKA WOW WOW CHIKA WOW WOW.
11 years later.
"Wow, that was the best sex I ever had." Bella said.
"Hella yes." Edward said.
"Totally." Said Mike.
Luv ya Nancy.
-Night.