The Wraith Handbook of Jokes
Proverbs and Other Useless Human Truisms
by Fandomatic
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A Wraith Christmas Dinner:
Sheppard's Pie.
Why Wraith have runners:
Because we frown on hand to hand combat.
Wraith Truisms:
Life sucking can be cathartic.
Wash your hand before you feed.
You never know where that hand's been.
Hoffans make underhanded gifts.
Wraith Humor:
Don't worry. I'll hand you over.
Let me give you a hand.
Bulimic Wraith:
This is my good hand.
Anorexic Wraith:
Handicapped.
Why are Wraith skinny?
We never take a second helping.
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The Pegasus Fortune Cookies
Congratulations! You've been awarded a sacrificial red shirt.
Hoffan Fortune: You will inherit a large sum from an unexpected source.
Genii Fortune: You were born under the sign of Cancer.
Satedan Fortune: Him with long hair must suffer pulling.
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Ancient Practical Joke:
He who leaves technology lying around deserves to trip over it.
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Author's Note:
Help. Unhand me!