I don't remember if this is my 32nd or my 33rd… I gotta check… oh… it's my 34th!… 34 is my lucky number… maybe this'll be a good story… maybe not…
Kai is mine… Ghost is (umm… hmm…) ghost's… Max is Max Taylor's…
IMPORTANT!-Anyone who is under 17 may need parental consent… because… this is some weird shit going on in here… it's serious and funny at the same time… not in this chapter… not yet… in the next ones…
And… don't think that I made this up… this is all Max Taylor's fault! (evil laugh) Okay, fine… SOME were her ideas… like what Kai will say… to Shadow…
"C'mon, Ghost! Hurry up!" Kai yelled down the street.
"I… I don't think that this is a good idea…" Ghost mumbled."Well, why not? It's just a trip to her house…" Kai asked him.
"Well…"
Flashback…"Can we go over to your house?"
"HELL NO!"
End flashback…
"Don't you get it, Ghost? No means yes!" she explained.
"Umm… not exactly sure about what you just said… but… I… guess… just as long as you take all the blame if she gets angry…" he muttered.
"Well, c'mon! How angry was she on the phone? Not that much, right?"
Flashback…"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME? WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU BASTARD?"
"Umm…"
End flashback…
Kai ran up the steps of a familiar house. Ghost slowly followed.
Kai knocked on the white doors of the huge mansion doors.
"Kai… we should leave… now…" Ghost said.
"Come on! She won't be that mad…" Kai said.
Ghost hid behind Kai, preparing for the beating of a lifetime. After a few minutes, Kai knocked again.
"Well, she's not here… let's go!"
Kai stopped him, then she grabbed the doorknob… to her surprise, it was unlocked.
"C'mon, Ghost!" she whispered.
"No! This is trespassing and way more-"
They found Rouge, crying on the floor. She looked desperately sad.
"Rouge? What's wrong?" Kai asked her.
"I-I-I can't tell you!" she stammered.
"Well, then, tell me!" Ghost laughed out.
Rouge turned to him with her bloodshot eyes. She had been crying too much.
"Well, what happened?" Ghost asked, a bit more serious than last time.
"I-I-I'm…"
"Pregnant?" Ghost guessed. Kai then elbowed his ribs and he stifled a laugh.
The two knew that they were wrong.
"YES!"
Ghost and Kai jumped from horror.
"What? Rouge, you… oh… my… god…" Ghost muttered.
"Who's the lucky father?" Kai asked in a sing-song voice.
She started sobbing again. "That's just it! I… don't know!" she said.
"Any ideas?" Ghost asked.
"Umm… Shadow or Knuckles…"
"WHAT? Shadow?" Kai asked, furiously.
"You were cheating on them?"
"Well… I just need you guys to help me!"
She stood up.
"You… don't look any different…" Kai said.
"Do bats lay eggs?" Ghost asked.
"That's just like asking if hedgehogs lay eggs…" Kai told him.
"But we're not bats… we're hedgehogs…"
"Oh… yeah… well, why don't you ask her? She's a bat…"
"Well… that's just rude!" Ghost said.
"Wait… do echidnas lay eggs?" Kai got curious.
"Why are you talking about that? There are no echidnas here whatsoever!"
"Well, I'm curious…"
Ghost sighed.
"Do cats lay eggs?"
"Just shut up, both of you!" Rouge yelled at them.
"Don't worry, we'll help you…" Kai said.
Two goofballs plus a nervous wreck equals? Well? That's your homework… find the answer! Don't worry… there are no wrong answers… (well…)