Yeah, I think we all know by now that I have no life… which is why I decided to come up with this series!!!!!! So, I was bored one day in class and just started writing and that's how this "story" came to be. So, I hope you guys like it. Here's DANCE RIBBON, DANCE!!!!! Enjoy.

Warning: There are hints at yaoi, but otherwise it's just cussing and so on. Oh, and kinda OOC behavior… like what Cloud does to DiZ… but hey, everybody loves OOCness once in a while… right?

Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue. That's pretty fair… right?

Part One: Party Invites and Such

By: Asura Mori

Riku: So, I'm throwing a party at my house and I was wondering if you and Kairi wanted to come?

Sora: Sure. I'll go. It's been a while since you're thrown a party.

Riku: Yeah… that would be because of… what happened LAST time…

Sora: Oh yeah… when your parents walked in to find the two of us… pales

Riku: finishes from him reluctantly Drunk on our asses and having sex on my bed… Yeah, that was embarrassing…

Sora: And your parents are letting you throw another party? Are they crazy, or just blind?

Riku: shrugs Hey, a party's a party. Plus, there won't be any alcoholic beverages this time around.

Sora: Ah, good ol' vodka, how I will miss you so…

Riku: Deal with it. Vodka was what got us in trouble LAST time. I am not getting drunk… and waking up to find my best friend lying next to me again. One time was enough to scar me for life.

Sora: grimaces Thanks for reminding me about the one thing about vodka that I don't like.

Riku: Getting away from that subject… could you please pass the news on to Kairi and the others? I have to finish setting stuff up for the party.

Sora: All right. Cya.

Riku: Yeah, cya.

A few hours later, Sora, Kairi, Cloud, Leon, Tidus, Namine, Wakka, Selphie, Aerith, Yuffie, Cid, Goofy, Donald, King Mickey, and DiZ stand outside Riku's house.

Kairi: Is this… a good idea?

Sora: What do you mean?

Kairi: Well, the last time Riku threw a party… doesn't finish, thinking about what SHE did at the last party

Sora: … Yeah… that's old history now. Nothing is gonna happen this time.

Everyone: shudder as a chill goes down their spines

Wakka: You just had to go and say something like that, didn't you.

Sora: What?

Wakka: "Nothing is gonna happen."

Cid: We are so fucked now.

DiZ: Maybe Sora's right. Everybody turns to look at him incredulously If we believe that nothing will happen, then nothing will happen. We just have to remain optimistic. (Asura: This coming from the biggest pessimist in the game, lol.)

Cloud: ……… pushes DiZ, who flails his arms and falls on his butt, then starts rolling down a hill and hits every tree going down

Leon: So much for THAT idea. High-fives Cloud, who just grins

Sora: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight… anyway, let's party!!!!!!!!

Everybody: YAY!!!! All rush into Riku's house, ready to have fun

To be continued…

A.M.- Yeah, I know it was short, but it was a great stopping place for me. Plus, I'm typing this up in my Career Connections class, so I have to be kinda sneaky. Lol. Anyway, what do you guys think so far? My friend Glitch thinks that the funniest part of this whole thing was when Cloud pushed DiZ down the hill. Sadly, I must agree. It was so out of character for Cloud, but it was just great. (laugh)

So, read and review please and tell me what you think. Give me some ideas. Party games, things you'd like to see, etc. Thanks for reading. Hope you have a good day.