Disclaimer: Sadly, I will never own any of POTC (cry cry), Alton Towers or anything else I have used in this chapter.
Chapter 1 - DREAM SEQUENCE OF WILLS RESCUE
Young Elizabeth: (on the bow of the ship) Yo ho, Yo ho, a princesses life for me!
Mr Gibbs: I thought you were meant to be singing about pirates?
Young Elizabeth: I don't like pirates; they're all dirty and horrible! Princesses are much prettier.
Mr Gibbs: Well, Jesse Metcalfe likes pirates…
Young Elizabeth: (open mouth) Really? Well, I like pirates now. Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirates life for me!
Mr Gibbs: Quiet, missy! Cursed pirates sail these waters. You don't want to bring them down on us, now, do ya?
Young Elizabeth: But you told me to!
Norrington: Mr Gibbs, that will do!
Mr Gibbs: She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog, which must have cost nothing to hire a bad fog guy!
Fog guy from back stage: Hey! Fine then, no fog for you!
(fog stops)
Young Elizabeth: It'd be sooooo cool to meet a pirate!
Norrington: Think again miss Swann, for every pirate deserves what he gets; a short stop and a sudden drop.
Young Elizabeth: like that rollercoaster at Alton Towers? That is sooooo cool! I thought I would fall, but I didn't! Daddy, can you take me again???
Governor Swann: Can we stop talking about this please, that rollercoaster made me throw up! Oh yeah, and stop the pirate talk too.
(Young Elizabeth spots something on the water)
Young Elizabeth: A girl! There's a girl in the water!
Norrington: Are you sure that's a girl?
Young Elizabeth: yes! See, it is wearing a tutu! It must be a girl.
Mr Gibbs: Man, I mean girl, overboard! Haul him up! I mean her!
(crew haul person up onto deck.
Young Elizabeth: (looking down at the boy in a pink tutu and makeup) Ok…
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, I would like you to look after the… the boy for me.
Young Elizabeth: (pouts) great! I'm stuck with the tranny in a wig!
(boy wakes up, gasping for air)
Young Elizabeth: Hey, I'm Elizabeth Swann.
Boy: Will. Will Turner.
Young Elizabeth: (sarcastically) I'll be watching over you Will.
(will faints)
Young Elizabeth: (under her breath) I've got nothing better to do than watch a kid sleep. (sees the medallion around Will's neck.) Wow! You're a pirate! Can you introduce me to Jesse? Will? (shakes Will) I'm sorry for being horrid! Please?
Norrington: Has he said anything?
Young Elizabeth: (under her breath) I suppose he wouldn't like rollercoasters, being a woman and all. Best not tell anyone. (speaks to Norrington) His name is William Turner. That's all I found out.
Norrington: Take him below deck, and for god sakes take that tutu off him, he looks like a right idiot!
(Elizabeth looks at the medallion, then closes her eyes)
END OF DREAM)