'Sup bros! Or should I say bronies! You too, pegasistas! This is grimrangerlock3001 introducing this OC-based fanfic on the world of Equestria. Yes, I plan to get at least most of the canon characters involved, but there will be my only OC in the story. This will be a stereotypical rom-com fanfic that there's a new pony in Equestria and getting a mare or stallion that pony likes, BUT my OC is a bit unique as you will see later in the story. There will be lots of pairings (a marem, fine, but my OC changes things up a bit, so that technically it's not). Also, I'll have a lot of references (It's gonna make up a lot of what I think is humor). Now, on to the story!
Chapter 1: Lovely Morning! Isn't It?
(At the library)
The purple baby dragon woke up from its sleep last night and rubbed its eyes to shrug off the grogginess. It walked down the stairs and began to make breakfast. He mixed up some greens and decorated the top with sliced carrots, apples, and grapes into a decent-looking salad. (FYI, this is the breakfast I made for my guinea pigs. *sigh* I miss them.) Then, he picked off some gems in a jar and popped them into his mouth, just before he heard clops upstairs. (No, not that that you perverted bastards. It is coming later though, hehehe.)
"Spiiike," a female voice called out, "Spike!"
"Down here, Twilight. I have breakfast," Spike replied, beginning to brew two cups of coffee.
Twilight came down the stairs with a levitating brush trying to control the bedmane she got from the hours of reading last night. Her navy mane with dark pink highlights was mostly straightened out, but some strands still resisted. Her purple coat was slightly rough, but otherwise she was decent for the morning to a normal pony. But then, Twilight has different standards than a "normal" pony. (I'm pretty sure there is such a thing, but by the time that pony's found I'll be 6 feet underground smoking weed every day.) With a glow of her horn, her fur and mane were fixed and looked a lot more like her normal self.
Spike was sitting on a seat sipping coffee with a newspaper in hand. As he was reading, the unicorn found her breakfast and quietly had her food and drink. As she was eating, she brought her infamous checklist out and began her look on the tasks for the day.
"Grooming for the morning, check. Breakfast, check. Begin routine inspection of library, will be done. Check on neighbor's broken fence, is for later. Find Flame Empire's cat (sigh) again, by Celestia I have to get a restraining spell on that little …" (See dat reference? Eh, eh, eeeeeh? You better find out, dattebayo! Or else Kami will take away all of the ramen you have because you are unworthy of his sacred food!)
Then, a familiar burp with a rush of green fire was heard beside her. She turned to see Spike's now burned newspaper on the ground and a new roll of parchment in his claws. Spike frowned a little with a bit of annoyance at the destruction of the articles, but, hey, timing can be a bitch.
He opened the scroll and read the letter inside.
"Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I have sensed a disturbance (in the Force. Hahaha. That will never get old.)near your home of Ponyville. Not only a magical disturbance (in the … Sorry, it loses the effect after the first time), but also I have seen a great amount of movement lately in the Everfree Forest. I want you and your friends to go investigate and resolve the mystery, if necessary. Here is a map that will show where you should be looking. I trust you will not fail me, and may the (Force… Bwahahahaha! *wipes a tear* I love this letter.) Elements be with you. Your mentor,
Princess Celestia"
Twilight quickly came up with her reply, "Spike, get this down."
Spike brought a blank sheet of parchment and a quill just as fast and prepared to write.
Twilight began, "Dear Princess Celestia, As your student, I am honored to do so and will not fail you. I will take necessary precautions for the investigation that will require …"
Spike still a little saddened from the lost of his newspaper wrote the better version.
"Dear Princess Celestia,
I'm gonna do it. Got friends. Ready to go.
Your student,
Twilight Sparkle"
After a little blaze, the scroll was on its way. Twilight looked suspiciously at Spike for the sudden action that interrupted her message. She dismissed it and went to round up her friends. Packing some stuff (like textbooks, paper, quills, ink, test tubes, cattle prod with whip, you know, the "necessities") in her saddle bags, she went outside of her home into Ponyville.
"Good luck!" Spike yelled.
(In Ponyville, 5 minutes later)
First, she found two of her friends sitting in the colorful bakery of Sugarcube Corner. (Ohmahgawd. All hail LordVividcolors. *grunts and faps later* Colorgasm!) One was a beautiful, marshmallow-white unicorn with a fashioned purple mane and tail that gave the air of a very much refined pony and the other was a childishly cute, cotton candy-pink earth pony with a poofy, darker pink mane and tail that had the hyperactive bounce to her movement and seemingly ever present smile.
"Hello, Rarity. Hey, Pinkie. How are you guys doing?" Twilight asked with pure delight to see her friends.
"Why, hello to you too, Twilight. Everything seems to be just fine here," Rarity responded evenly.
"HeyTwilight!It'sgreattoseeyoutoo!AndnowIhavesomenewcupcakesthatyouwilljustlovebecausetheyhaveSUGARANDSPICEANDEVERYTHINGNICE!Didyouknowthatchocolateactuallyreleasesahormonetostimulatehappinessinyourmind,soeatingchocolatemakesyouhappy!BecauseI'mhappy,socomealongifyoufeellikearoomwithoutaroof!Yeayeayeayea!Yay!" Pinkie rambled on until white and purple hooves covered the exit of the infinite amount of randomness from Pinkie Pie.
"Well then, I have a mission from Princess Celestia to investigate the Everfree Forest for any disturbance there. Apparently, somepony is stirring something up over there and that's causing the princess to worry," Twilight explained, still sweatdropping from the rambling of Pinkie Pie.
"Okay, darling. I'll come along to deal with this problem. The ruffian who's causing so much trouble will be dealt with by us. Besides, he'll pay to have caused such a ruckus for the princess who will certainly need her beauty rest," Rarity said, fussing with her mane a little.
"Yeah! And it will be FUN, FUN, FUN! I'll give the pony a gigantic hug to squeeze the meanieness out of him, so he'll be a nice pony. And then we can PARTAY!" Pinkie said, bouncing in her higher (Heehee I said 'higher'.) level of excitement.
"Come along then, girls!" Twilight exclaimed, already setting off to find her remaining friends.
(At the edge of the Everfree, an hour later)
"Hmmm. Applejack's not at her farm and Rainbow Dash already cleared the clouds, apparently. Well, at least Fluttershy's probably here, so we'll definitely find her," Twilight thought to herself, as the trio came to a quaint, little cottage.
After she knocked on the door, a slightly crouching pegasus mare opened the door hiding her eyes with her long bangs on the left side of her face. She was a light yellow with a lustrous, pink mane and tale that were straightened and arranged to be slightly to the left as mentioned before. Her shrinking posture and lack of eye contact explained the shy nature of this pony.
"Oh, it's you three," Flutteryshy whispered.
Twilight, Rarity, and Pinkie looked beyond the doors and saw two other ponies enjoying a snack. First, a hovering cyan pegasus with a messy rainbow-colored mane and tail devouring a platter of small sandwiches. Her relaxed, lazy demeanor now betrayed the explosive, passionate energy that made her a more competitive pony. The other, a sitting, orange earth pony with a ponytailed blonde mane and tail, (Damn, the irony.) was chomping on an apple, but her honest, well-meaning nature still showed on her face.
"'Sup Twi', you here for something?" Rainbow Dash asked, tossing the plate back on the kitchen counter and set down to the ground.
"Howdy, sugarcube. What brings you 'round here?" Applejack questioned as well.
Once again, Twilight explained the assignment from Princess Celestia to the three uninformed ponies, and they spoke out their own responses.
"If this sucka's trying to mess with other ponies, then Ponyville don't need to fear, Rainbow Dash is here!"(Yet another reference. I liked that movie.)
"Well I reckon we can deal with the perpetrator. Then, somepony's gotta give that pony a kick to the head to knock some sense into 'er fo' distubin' the peace!"
"Well okay, but maybe we should try to be a little nice to whoever's doing this. For all we know she could be really nice …"
"Great!" Twilight exclaimed happily, "Now are all of you ready for this? I don't want lose anyone, okay?"
Everypony nodded their heads. Twilight brought out the map attached to Celestia's letter and pointed to a red-shaded shape in a certain part up north of the Everfree Forest on it.
"Okay, now here's what we're going to do. Princess Celestia told us to look in this area circled here just within Timberwolf territory and possibly some manticores might be crawling around there." She then pointed to a little mountain symbol down south on the map, "But, there's a little observation point down here that Rarity and I could use for magically scanning the area with Applejack and Pinkie Pie who would just look out for anything unusual. Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, you two will circle around the area slowly going to the center, but avoid trouble. Now, I think that's settled, right?"
"Hay yeah!"
"Let's be goin', then!"
"As soon as you're ready, dear."
"Yippee!"
"Yay."
(In the Everfree Forest, at noon)
Since describing the six ponies' journey through the perilous, dangerous, shadowy, ominous, bad-juju, creepyass forest doing the whole plan thingamajigga that I just made up is going to be a complete waste of my shit time, they got to an especially light area in the perilous, dangerous, oh fuck it, you know where the hell they are.
"Wow, this area has a lot less vegetation than the normal scenery. Looks like somepony made a trail or a meadow here."
Twilight looked around the area with the sunlight bathing the dark green grass and the trees spaced out that both gave out a much more relaxing atmosphere than the usual shadow of the Everfree. In the center of it all a pretty big cabin (about the size of Sugarcube Corner) with some strange looking metal accessories on the roof was standing tall in this peaceful sanctuary. Well, peaceful appearance-wise, the mares all heard the upbeat, jiggy music playing from the building.
Tsuki no taiyou no haitacchi
Looking at each other and shrugging (Now that I think about it, how DO they shrug?), they walked up to the door.
Wasuremono wanai desuka?
Once they're on the doorstep, Twilight turned the group and spoke.
"Well, okay girls, we'll be taking the Fluttershy route with this encounter. Be nice to her and try to be courteous. There is the possibility that this pony is not the culprit, but if she tries anything, be ready. Now, who's gonna knock?"
The other five raised a brow (yes, Fluttershy too). And then four of them all said at once (you figure it out).
"What the hay do you mean 'who gonna knock'?"
"Yeah! Aren't you gonna do it!"
"I CAN'T DO THIS! I NEED TO GIVE THE PONY HIS SURPRISE!"
"I don't think we should be a bother to her. Maybe we should go back …"
Rarity sighed, "Well, this does look like the home of a civilized pony, unfashionable roof accessories aside. So, here we go."
(Knock! Knock!)
"Hello, anypony there?"
"Aye?" a low, incredibly deep voice rumbled from the other side.
"Oh? I'll get it!" a joyful, Trottingham-accented voice replied. (If you want to get an accurate description, just listen to the Youtuber LewisBlogsGaming, especially his Halo 4 multiplayer. His British accent is just amazing, and I love it!)
A nice, smiling stallion opened the door. He was around 2 inches taller than the rest of the mares with a brownish-dark gray coat. His pure black unicorn horn stood on his fore head with black goggles with green lens just below. His mane and tail were also black with dark, forest green highlights, and his damp mane was a little long for a stallion brushed a little to his left side in a little, shaggy bunch. A strange-looking hat was on his head; it was white with a black curved check mark on the front and a visor-like brim with a hole for his horn to go through. (Yes, it's one of those Nike Golf caps. I hope I'm not getting sued for this)
"Well hello, guys! Lovely morning, isn't it!"
An awkward silence stood between the stallion and the six mares.
Hoshii mono sae mitsukaranai
Snowing Sugao ni Egao ni nareta no wa
Futari yorisoi kasane atta "jikan" ga aru kara
Fairy where are you going?
Hikari zenbu atsumete
Kimi no ashita terasu yooooooooooooooooooo!
(Unknown Pony's P.O.V., a couple minutes before the girls came)
Ugh, I need to get some sleep today. Last night's work is such a pain in the ass, man.
I looked at the clock.
11:45 a.m.
Yep, gonna have my 18 hour sleep schedule today.
I got my lazyass off the bed and headed straight for the bathroom. Splashing my face a couple times, brushed my teeth, get a little rinse, taking out the morning piss. (Is there ever a part in the show that shows the ponies using the restroom? I really want to know. I just think sitting down on a toilet seat for everypony works, so yeah this is how it's gonna work. No urinal, no pissing standing up, just this.) I dried myself off, picked up a bowl of cucumbers (No, there is no clop this early, assholes. Fuck off … in the later chapters, heheheh.), and began to eat one.
Hey guys. You up?
HE UP!
Yesh, vready to die for the fatherland!
Yeah, it looks lovely outside too!
YAY! Best friends forever agent is up!
Aye. When you're up and runnin', we are too.
Okay then. Cole, it's your morning as usual, but work's starting late and ending early, so don't push us, man.
Okay.
I left myself to rest for the rest of the day.
(Cole's P.O.V.)
Ah. It feels nice to be back in the world. Especially in such a wonderful morning like Lewis said.
I saw a couple breezies fly by, the clouds moving like a motion picture, the grass blowing, and just the light of it all. Remembering something, I turned to look at a sentence:
Play Something?
"Play 'Snow Fairy' by Funkist," I said and laid back on the couch, stirring some honey into my coffee then sipping it.
Fairy where are you going?
Hikari zenbu atsumete
Kimi no ashita terasu yooooooo!
Sigh. Yep, a perfect song for this. I listened to the flute playing its jiggy tune (I can't really describe it. It's just awesome.). The song was really something to relax and nod to the tune.
But, I heard some knocks and a voice, feminine too. Haven't heard one since … ever. (Yeah, I know he needs a girlfriend. That's why we have this fanfic!)
"Hello, anypony there?"
"Oh? I'll get it!" a voice escaped my mouth and dashed to open the door.
Eh, might as well let Lewis do it. It's his kind of thing after all. Or D -I mean- Gear maybe, but nah.
I saw six mares waiting outside the door. Wow, DP was right it's a horribly amazing mix of cosplay, harems, ecchi, and horsedicks, my motherfucking God.
And that ends the first chapter! Hope you've all enjoyed it! Yes, this stallion is my OC. You're wondering, Wait! What about these Cole and Lewis guys? This will all be explained in the next chapter, but as of now that there is only one pony that is my idea and mine alone. It's this guy. Hope you got the references. Even the ones I didn't comment on.
Yeah! And go listen to the song above "Snow Fairy"! If you know where that came from, have a ramen burger!
So, thanks for reading. I had a great time writing this. And, uh, go enjoy your day (or night). Ba-bye. Babababababa! (Watch a Lewis video. You'll get it.)