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"Are the cameras all set?"
"Yep! we're ready when you are, director!" The cameraman informs the director as he takes a seat next to him. Everyone was getting into their positions, moving stuff around as they get ready for the show to begin recording.
"Everyone ready...for the 3rd take?!" The director yells out. Satisfied with the response of a loud "YES", he begins the countdown.
"Okay, 3...2...1...begin the recording!"
The camera focuses on a brunet sitting on a stool with a light blue wall as the background.
"Hello everyone, my name is Tsunayoshi Sawada but you can just call me Tsuna. As you all may know by now, our author is being a very naughty girl and decides to not update ANY of her stories or even write and upload new ones. You all know who she is!"
The camera the zooms out and reveals another character. She has long black hair with a few blue highlights and has eyes that are the color of the ocean. She is wearing a shirt that basically screams 'YOUTUBE'. She looks to be...slightly embarrassed.
"...ehehe..." She laughs sheepishly as she scratches her head. "..sorry?" Tsuna sighs and facepalms.
"This is our author, Satahi Tsukino. I call her Sa-chan." Satashi glares at Tsuna as if to say 'I SAID DON'T CALL ME DAT'. Ignoring her, he continues to speak.
"Gokudera-kun is now going to show you how long it has been since she has last updated a story." The camera is turned to the door and out comes out a guy with grey octopus-like hair. He puts on glasses and points to a board.
"As you can see here, Satashi hasn't updated since December 22, 2013. Not only has that been almost a year, the last time she ever posted a new story was in March 8, 2014. Concluding- What the..?! YOU STUPID COW!" A purple grenade appears underneath the board and as it explores, the director and cameraman sighs as their recording was ruined...again. The director gets up and grabs onto Gokudera to prevent him from hurting the poor cow child as Tsuna grabs Lambo away from them.
"Lambo...I thought you said if I gave you candy you wouldn't get on the stage!" Tsuna softly scolds him.
"But I ran out of candy! And I got bored just sitting on the floor!" Gokudera was about to blow up the director if he doesn't let go soon. Tsuna sighs.
"I-pin?" He calls out. She jumps up from below the stage and lands next to Tsuna. "Yes?" The little Chinese girl asked. "Can you keep an eye on Lambo?" She nods. "Lambo, want to play tag?" The cow child nods and he jumps down from Tsuns's arms and begins to chase I-pin.
"Good job Juudaime! You got rid of the stupid cow!" Tsuna looks around for the director and finds him covered in ashes in the corner. He sweatdrops.
"..lets...take...a break.."
Lol, anyway guys I just felt like this would be a fun way to tell you guys that I'm sorry I haven't been uploading for SO LONG and it also gives you guys a story! Hope you enjoyed it and tell me if I made any mistakes.
The reason I haven't been uploading is because of school, I get distracted by youtubers and anime, and I never really feel like writing anything.
:(
But don't worry, I will eventually finish my stories and I might just write one-shots for awhile.
:D