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This continues where the last crack fic left off...whatever it was called...

"So, now that we've found out the mother," Lelouch said after regaining his sanity, "I think we should come up with a name for the little brat here..."

"I'm rather surprised you got over such a thing so easily..." C.C. pointed out.

"Hold on! Aren't you going to have Nina brought here to tell her the news about the kid?" Milly asked.

Lelouch scoffed. "OH PLEASE! LIKE I'M GONNA LEAVE MY OWN CHILD IN THE HANDS OF THAT DESK-HUMPING, BOMB-BUILDING, FUDGIN' PSYCHOPATHIC LESBOT?! Thanks...but no thanks! From now on, I'll consider Suzaku as the mommy!"

Suzaku sat up in the puddle of his own blood. "...SAY WHAT NOW?!"

A perverted smirk formed on Milly's lips. '...That's hot,'

"In any case, we must figure out a good name that'll fit my future heir!!!" Lelouch announced.

"Well...can it do anything else besides the whole tentacle monster/dickgirl thing?" C.C. asked.

Lelouch scratched his chin. "I'm not sure...let's see..."

Suddenly, the baby's Geass activated, and several long spider-like limbs burst out of the baby's eyes and started to tear into C.C.'s face.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! AUGH!!! WAAAAGH!!! OH MY FUCKIN' GOD!! AAAAAHHHHH-"

Suzaku glanced down. "...Lelouch, you're getting a boner from watching C.C. be killed maliciously,"

Lelouch nodded. "I know, Suzaku...I know..."

When it was finally over, C.C.'s entire head was gone. And it wasn't reforming. Milly said nothing. 'It's only me left...only me...only me...OH FUCK, I'M GUNNA BE KEEEEEEELLED...'

"Now that that distraction is out of the way, let's think of a name while we stil have fic space!" Lelouch proclaimed.

Milly was freaking out from trying to come up with a good name. "Uh...uh...uh...HOW ABOUT 'CHARLES ZI BRITANNIA'?!"

Lelouch scowled. "THAT'S A MALE NAME...AND IT'S MY FATHER'S NAME!! SICK HER, SHIRLEE!!"

The baby nodded, and it attacked Milly with its evil eye-claws.

"So...you named it 'Shirlee'...after Shirley, I presume?" Suzaku asked.

Lelouch blinked a few times in confusion. "...Who's Shirley?"

Suzaku sighed.