Pokemon and Digimon-Together?!
*Author's note: I'll be writing this in "script form" which is pretty much dialogue the whole way through. And, I'm not sure about it yet, but I think I might be making references to other fics written by my friends or myself. If I have any names, attacks, or anything else wrong, please e-mail me: the_only_sailor_mars@sailormars.com or mimi_tachikawa_loves_yamato@yahoo.com
P.S.- I'm also writing this with almost everything dubbie-like…*evil grin* so it sounds like I'm a 10yr old writing this…(I'm 16 and junior in high school -.-;;)
P.P.S.- I got bored in my World History class ('00-'01) and wrote out a "theme song" to this fan fic…don't hurt me, and enjoy!
~Sarah "Rei Hino (Barton)" Lombrano (Morrow)~*
***and in this case Mimi Tachikawa (Ishida)***
*Scene- Ash, Misty, & Brock are all in a library at the brand new computer*
Ash: Wow! I can't wait to call Professor Oak on this computer!
Computer: "You've got mail."
Brock: did the computer just talk?!
Misty: I think it did…
Ash: *to the computer* uh…hello? Hello!
Misty: It's not answering… *sits on the mouse and it clicks on something* ahh!
Computer: "You've got mail."
Ash: it did it again!
Misty: are you sure it's not a new pokemon?
Brock: we don't wanna make a mistake like we did with that "chibi chibi"…but it doesn't look like a pokemon…
Ash: the poke-dex isn't responding…
Misty: how strange…
*suddenly a group of kids run in, a bit panicked.*
Yolei: Is there a computer with access to the internet anywhere in this city?!
Ash: The…in…ter…net?
Ken: *sweatdrop* Look! AOL!
Kari: it's better than nothing!
Davis: *shoves Ash, Misty, and Brock out of the way* Here's the e-mail from Izzy!
Kari: Davis! Show some manners! Sorry, you guys, *talking to the pokemon people* but this is important.
Davis: sorry Kari, but we really need to do this…all right! I e-mailed him back!
Yolei: ok…but one problem.
Ken: what is it Yolei?
Yolei: how are we gonna get back home?!
Davis: good question.
Kari: why did we agree to go to this weird place anyway?
Davis: it was extra credit and we could bring friends…(thinks-although I really would've liked it if Kari didn't invite Yolei and didn't make me invite another guy…Cody's too young and TK would just flirt with Kari)
Ash: uh…who are you guys and what is that? *points to the computer*
Davis: *uses pointless had gestures* it's a COM-PEU-TOR!
Kari: um Davis, I don't think there's a need for that…
Misty: *kind of ignoring Davis* but we thought it was a computer at first…
Brock: then it talked to us.
Ken: oh, so you mean the Internet.
Ash: that Internet thing, what is it?
Yolei: that's it!
Everyone: huh?
Yolei: we'll go through the digital world!
Misty: the digital world?
Yolei: *sweatdrop* uhhh…
Ash: that sounds like a fun place to go! I wanna go!
Pikachu: pika pika?
Davis: hey what's that?
Ash: it's a pokemon. His name's Pikachu.
Kari: hi Pikachu! I'm Kari!
Yolei: I'm Yolei, and that's Ken! And that's Davis…
Pikachu: pika-chu?
Kari: it's okay, you talk in front of us!
Pikachu: pika?
Ash: he is talking… *gives them a weird look*
Davis: oh wow! It speaks a different language!
Kari: *sweatdrop* um Davis… I think it's like a real animal…
Davis: but it doesn't look like a dog or a cat…
Misty: what's a dog or cat? Pokemon are the only creatures we have here…
*suddenly, something moves in Yolei's backpack*
Yolei: oh no! I almost forgot! *opens her backpack*
Poromon: you did forget!
Yolei: I'm so sorry Poromon! *hugs him really tight*
Poromon: I accept your apology, but…*sweatdrop*
Yolei: oh sorry! *smiles*
Kari: Yolei, you brought Poromon?
Yolei: well, I wanted to take him just in case I might need him…
Davis: see Kari? I could've brought Chibiveemon.
*during all of that, the pokemon people were talking amongst themselves*
Ash: the pokedex doesn't say anything…
Brock: and it talks…
Misty: those people are really getting weird on me…
*somewhere behind some fake bushes where bushes aren't supposed to be*
Jessie: did you hear that?
James: yeah it has to be a rare pokemon…
Meowth: so what if it can talk!
Jessie: shut up Meowth! Let's go…
James: right!
*back to everyone else*
Yolei: all right guys, do we want to go back home or not?
Ken: I'm with you Yolei…
Kari: me too!
Davis: all right then, let's go! DIGIPORT OPEN!
Ash: hey wait!
Misty: how cool!
Brock: how did that happen?!
Jessie: "wait" is right…
Ash, Misty, and Brock: oh no, not them again… *sighs*
Yolei: huh? *the digiport closes* grrr!
Jessie: prepare for trouble!
James: and make it double!
Jessie: to protect the world from devastation!
James: to unite all peoples within our nation!
Jessie: to denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: to extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: team rocket's blasting off at the speed of light!
James: surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth! That's right!
Jessie: now! Hand over your rare pokemon, and you won't get hurt!
Kari: *to Misty* I think they're talking to you…
Ash: actually, she's talking to your friend Yolei…
Yolei: huh?
Poromon: but I'm a digimon, not a pokemon…
James: a digi…mon?
Poromon: a digital monster…
Jessie: well, who cares! I'm sure the boss would like you! Arbok! Go!
Poison Sting Attack!
Yolei: *jumps in front of Poromon and gets hit with the attack* ahhh!
Poromon: Yolei!! Poromon Digivolve to: Hawkmon!
Yolei: Hawkmon…r…ready? Digi-armor ener-gize!
Hawkmon: Hawkmon Digivolve to: Halsemon, the wings of love!
Halsemon: *aims at Arbok* tempest wing!
Ash: did you see that?
Misty: it evolved!
Brock: twice!
Kari: it "digi"-volved…
Jessie: ahhh!
James: that was powerful!
Meowth: that can't be no pokemon…
Davis: hey! Wait a minute! *everyone looks* this story isn't supposed to be about Yolei!
*the author pops in*
Sarah: uh…Davis…
Davis: yeah?
Sarah: you are lucky you are even IN this story…
Davis: hey what do ya mean?
Sarah: I mean, I could've just had Yolei, Ken, Kari and TK at the beginning!
Davis: TK?!
Sarah: yes, TK!
Davis: but…Kari…and…TK?!
Sarah: that's right, Davis…I could've had TK…
Davis: but you can't have TK!
Sarah: oh I can have TK…have you forgotten who's story this was?
Davis: I'm sorry Sarah! Just don't replace me with TK!
TK: will you guys stop talking about me and get to the part where I come in?
Sarah: sorry, hun! Almost done!
TK: thanks Sarah! You're the best!
Sarah: *winks at TK then turns back to Davis* But, I was nice to you Davis…so as we continue…
Yolei: why don't we just skip the battle part…it's boring…
Sarah: good idea! Yolei, you kick so much butt it's not even funny!
Mimi: what about me?
Sarah: oh! Mimi you kick just as much butt as Yolei! I just know about Yolei more!
*Yolei and Mimi whisper to each other*
Mimi: we want to know one more thing before you continue with the story…
Sarah: and what's that?
Mimi: am I gonna end up with you know who in the end?
Yolei: yeah, and what about me? Am I?
Sarah: you two are my favorites! Of course!
Mimi: yay!
Yolei: Perfecto!
Sarah: all right…anyone else?
Pikachu: Pika pika…pika pikachu…pikachu, chu, pika?
Sarah: no Pikachu! You do not get a pay raise for just being Pikachu…I hardly even like you, you yellow…thing… NOW! Are we ready?
Everyone: no! we're fine!
Wufei: how the hell did I get here?!
Sarah: dammit Wuffy! Your story is in the NOTEBOOK, not the computer…
Wufei: Onna! Don't call me Wuffy…
Sarah: alright, ignoring the gundam guys…ON WITH THE STORY!
Davis: wait! You never said who the story was supposed to be about…
Sarah: do I have to say it?
Davis: it's about me isn't it? You don't need to embarrass everyone else…
Yolei to Mimi: the only person she's gonna embarrass is him…
Sarah: *evil laughter (normal for me)* good one yolei! Okay, let's shake the dew off this lily, shall we?
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Sarah: uh…let's just get back to the story…
*author pops back out*
Davis: hurry, let's get back home to see what Izzy wanted!
Ken: okay guys…DIGIPORT OPEN! *disappears into the computer as "here we go" plays then the music stops suddenly*
Ash: we're going with you!
Jessie: and so are we!
Kari: oh no! they've gone in!
Yolei: let's go before something bad happens!
Davis: it already did! Let's go fix it!
Yolei: right! *they get to the digital world*
James: look at all of the rare pokemon!
Hawkmon: I've told you before, we're not pokemon…we're digimon.
Jessie: oh whatever!
Ash: why won't my pokedex respond to any of these?!
Izzy: because it's not a digimon analyzer…
Yolei: Izzy!
Izzy: hey guys.
Ken: *glares at Ash* how much more dense can you people get?!
Misty and Jessie: *at the same time* I am not dense thank you very much!
Ken: ahh! *runs from the two girls and back with the other digidestined* that was an experience.
James: where are we anyway?
Meowth: yeah, last I remember, we were sucked into this computer thing…
Izzy: you all are in the digital world. Welcome.
Veemon: *runs to Davis* Davish!!!
*author pops in again*
Sarah: sorry, um…I just wanted to say that it is sooooo adorable the way Veemon, in his smaller forms (rookie and under), talks with a lisp and says "Davish" instead of Davis! ^.^; now everyone with me, aww! Okay, back to the story!
*author pops back out*
Davis: hey Veemon!
Hawkmon: look! It's Gatomon! Hello Gatomon!
*pop in*
Sarah: when I think of Hawkmon saying "Hello Gatomon!" I think of Monty Python, with that skit about the dead bird… "Hellooo Polly!" I love Hawkmon to death, but with that dubbed accent, I can't help but think that! hehehe!
*pop out*
Gatomon: hi guys!
*everyone looks at the confused pokemon people*
Wormmon: um…Ken-chan…who are they?
Ken: just some people we met in that strange town…
Tentomon: are they digidestined too?
Izzy: actually they're not…they were allowed to come here because they have a different type of strange partners…what are they called again? *points to Pikachu*
Ash: what? Pikachu? He's a Pokemon! and I'm a pokemon trainer!
Izzy: "pokemon?" I've read about that somewhere…well, these are digimon, and we're the digidestind!
*Suddenly Tai and Sora run up to the others, hand in hand*
Tai: woah…who are they?
Misty: why don't you people just come up to us and ask us who we are?! We can talk ya know!
Brock: *drools at Sora* she can come up to me anytime!
Sora: uh…heh heh…um…Tai?
Tai: *pulls Sora close to him* what's the matter?
Sora: *holds onto him* let's just say I know what Matt felt like with Jun…
Tai: *gives Brock the "Heero Death Glare"tm* you'll be fine…
Brock: *looks shocked because that has never happened to him…usually Misty is the one who stops him from drooling* um…I'm very sorry! *bows his head*
Tai: that's better…
Izzy: so anyway, we should get some things straight…
Ken: first of all, no one touches Yolei, or I'll go Digimon Emperor on your ass…
Yolei: KEN! There are KIDS reading this fic!
Ken: *bows his head* sorry…
Yolei: *smiles* you've never been so protective before…
Ken: *blush* I…uh…I'll be going over here…
Tai: and nobody touches Sora or I will personally ground you like meat!
Sora: *looks to Yolei* well, I guess that was a little more g-rated…
Yolei: *shrugs* yeah I guess…I think Matt's gonna give them an even harder time with Mimi…
Izzy: .;; I don't mean getting that stuff straight!!!!
Tai and Ken: sorry Izzy…
Izzy: okay then...first of all, this is the digital world and some of these digimon are stronger than any pokemon you may have seen in your lifetime.
Jessie: did you hear that James? We can bring back these powerful digimon!
James: the boss would really love us for that!
Meowth: I still don't see what's so great about them bein' able to talk…
Jessie: you're still on that case?!
Izzy: seeing as you all don't quite act like we do, we can't take you all back home, so, I guess we can give you a tour of the digital world…
Misty: *to team rocket* I suggest you 3 be quiet and stick with us so we don't get lost…
Jessie: whatever, we won't get lost with Meowth here with us…
Misty: suit yourselves…
James: let's just follow them for a little while…
Jessie: fine.
Kari: are we ready?
Mimi: wait! Don't go visit everyone without us!
Matt: yeah, I kinda wanna look for Gabumon…
Mimi: and Palmon! *walks up to the 5 pokemon people* Hi I'm Mimi! Nice to meet you guys! ^.^
Misty: who's that cute guy with you?
Mimi: *gives her the "Heero Death Glare"tm* he's mine, so back off missy! *goes back to the innocent smile* okay we can go now! ^.^
Yolei: *turns to Sora* I guess I was wrong about Matt being the protective one…
Sora: you got that right! *they laugh to themselves as everyone starts on their journey*