Well I guess you could call this a sequel to Uchiha Meeting awesome style, but you can still read this if you haven't read that. It's kind of disconnected. Anyways, this is going to be multi-chaptered also. I guess writing Useless wasn't completely useless if it got me back into a writing mood XD! Haha get it! I made a joke!...Ok not funny...

Summary: Itachi decides that he wants to spend some family time with Sasuke during Christmas. But when they realize they must go after him, craziness ensues. Probably crack...

Warning: Cussing words, sexual themes, and whatever...

Disclaimer: The only thing I own is that Shonen Jump magazine I bought at our book fair...

Kisame POV

He was acting strange again.... The only other time he acted like this was before-

Oh, shit. It's coming again. I can feel it. He obviously didn't learn his lesson from before.

I was sitting in our hideout watching some very calming Food Network when Itachi came into the room and sat abruptly next to me. It was the morning of December 1st and I was well aware of the upcoming holiday. He asked for the remote and I hastily tossed it to him. He turned the channel to some boring ass History Channel marathon. Great I thought unhappily.

"I have another proposition for you." he said indifferently.

"Oh no!" I said surprising him slightly, "I'm not doing this again! You remember how much trouble we got in last time we went to visit your little brother. A LOT! So I say no before you even ask! Humph..." I said as I plopped myself back on the couch. I had unknowingly stood up during my rant.

Itachi's look of absolute hatred and malice scared me to death. I always forget about his silent temper! And I seemed to have struck a nerve. Damn, I was finished for sure now!

"You have no choice." he said regaining control of his emotions.

"But Itachiiiiii..." I whined trying to take the childish way out of it. But the only thing I got was a look from Itachi that screamed 'You're a fucking retard.'

"It'll be fun like last time." He said his stoic tone not corresponding with the words. I just stared out the window into the snowy landscape. I guess it won't be that bad. If his little brother's friends are there, it's sure to be fun. I'd never spent Christmas with a real family before, unless you consider the Akatsuki a family.

"Ok..." I muttered not wanting to acknowledge the fact that I had given into Itachi again. His mouth formed itself into an uncharacteristic smile. Itachi, smiling?! I was in some deep shit now!

"We should be leaving soon." Leaving! Didn't we just decide this trip, like, 5 seconds ago?! This guy had to be out of his mind!

"What?!" I said, inwardly scolding myself at my pitiful tone.

"Let's pack." He said ignoring my outburst. He walked back to our shared quarters and I could hear him shuffling around. I let out a heavy sigh and changed the Channel to the best channel in the universe, Funimation, which the author prays every night one day she'll be able to get.

I hoped Itachi wouldn't noticed I hadn't followed him. But, all my hopes and dreams were shattered when Itachi poked his head out the door.

"Come pack." He said a bit more forcefully and I soon scrambled into the room.

Damn Uchiha.

"Itachi-senpai and Kisame-senpai aren't staying for Christmas?" Tobi whined as we stood at the door with our luggage surrounding us getting ready to leave the hideout.

"Yes." Pain said simply. This time we'd made sure the guy wouldn't come after us with promises of death.

"Just until the New Year." I said trying to comfort the sensitive missing-nin.

"That's too loooooooooong!" He whined some more. Hidan growled.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! Damn, Tobi, you're so fuckin' weak!" The exotic-eyed man said looking angry. Tobi cowered in fear behind Deidara.

"Deidara-senpai, help me!" He sobbed, clinging desperately to Deidara. He just rolled his eyes.

"Shut up, Tobi..." He muttered, highly annoyed by the little- well, actually pretty normal sized immature blob of a man.

"Hey lay off on Tobi..." Light Zetsu said earning death glares from everyone excluding Konan who could seriously care less.

"I'll handle this," Dark Zetsu said making the light side's expression look even sadder.

"Sorry" He stuttered shyly. I rolled my eyes. Such a baby...

"Ok, well we're leaving" I said, eager to get going. They walked out and the door was slammed obnoxiously behind them.

"Happy now, Itachi?" I asked angrily as we walked in the freezing cold.

"No, we still haven't had Christmas with my little brother now have we?" He said coldly. I scowled.

Merry Christmas, I thought dejectedly as I quickened my steps to keep up with him.

The following chapters are sure to be longer.I have to thank Akane-hime for even asking about a sequel. If it wasn't for her this idea this idea would've never even sprouted. THANKS A LOT :D! Kind of boring but it'll get more interesting. Read & Review Please!! Bai Bai!