A/N: WOO! My second installment in the Fueled By Family Guy series! Oh, the madness of my demented mind! Just remember I don't own Bleach or Family Guy.
The Urahara Shoten was closing up for the night. Tessai was busy taking inventory, Jinta and Ururu were sweeping up front, and that freeloading Lieutenant Renji was organizing the shelves (against his will, might I add).
As for the boss himself, Urahara was watching some game show, killing time until his pizza got here.
"Hey, boss! Pizza guy's here!" Jinta hollered. Well, speak of the devil. Urahara got up, money in hand, and went to claim his dinner.
At the front of the store, Urahara opened the door to reveal none other than Ichigo Kurosaki, working part-time as a pizza delivery boy. And he did not look too pleased to be standing there.
"Why, hello, Mr. Pizza Man!" Urahara exclaimed. "Have you come to deliver a pizza just for me?"
Ichigo twitched, but held his cool. The last thing he needed was Hat-And-Clogs reporting him or, God forbid, refusing him a tip.
"Yeah, whatever," he grumbled. "One extra-large with bacon and red peppers. That's $13.97."
Urahara handed Ichigo a 20, and he took the box and opened it to inspect his prize. "NO!" he exclaimed. "You gave me Canadian bacon instead of bacon?!"
"It's the same thing!" Ichigo groaned.
"It is NOT the same thing!" Urahara declared. "This injustice shall not stand! Pizza delivery man, prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my Cat Launcher!" All at once, Urahara pulled out a crossbow, loaded a nearby Yoruichi in cat form, and fired her at Ichigo, who ran away screaming "This guy's a psycho!"
"Damn, he got away!" Urahara cursed. He went back inside, pizza, crossbow, and all, oblivious to Yoruichi following him.
That is, until she transformed back into her human form. She had a menacing look on her face that screamed only one thing: She wanted blood.
Kisuke Urahara's blood. How DARE he launch her from a crossbow!
"Kisuke…" she snarled. Urahara only had time to turn his head before Yoruichi's fist came down on it, knocking him out. She then took a slice of pizza and bit into it.
"Ahahahahaha! Oh, no she di-ent!" Renji laughed.