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Hope this satisfies you er... kinda typed it quickly. Still not very good, but this is what might happen to Galinda if she went to a book club meeting. Let me know about any mistakes and if you don't like it along with a few other people, Ill take it off. Just trying something new.
Literary Ludicrous
"Come on Galinda, this will be fun," Elphaba assured Galinda.
"No, it won't," she replied.
"Yes, it will,"
"Elphie if you think-" she started.
"Don't call me Elphie,"Elphaba said a little bit more than annoyed
Glinda continued as though she never heard the green girl, "...a book club is fun something is really really wrong with you."
"Yes, but we agreed if we went to that party the other night at the Swankified Study Hall., which you fooled me into thinking was an actual study hall, you said you would do me a favor," Elphaba reasoned.
"But this is torture! Besides we'll be the only ones there," Galinda complained.
"GREAT, the less the merrier."
"I really don't think that's the saying,"the blond pointed out.
"Wow, Galinda," the green girl said, her voice soaked with sarcasm.
"WHAT, WAS IT THAT WINKY PRINCE AGAIN WHERE, WHERE, WHERE!?" Galinda squealed while bouncing around looking for Fiyero.
"You really don't know what sarcasm is do you Galinda?" Elphaba asked.
"Er......................seaweed?" she guessed without clue.
"No, but your brain is."Elphaba said dryly.
"My brain is sarcasm?"Galinda asked with curiosity.
" OOOOH look we're here already," the green girl acted in haste to end the conversation. Galinda wined as her roommate opened the library door. Inside there were several pink and green beanbag chairs.
"Pink goes good with-"
"Shut up." Elphaba said quite rudely, and interrupting Galinda. They had a seat on the chairs and listened to the instructor, who introduced everyone. He began reading aloud for everyone to follow in their own copy of the book.
A while later Elphaba, almost done with the book while everyone else was only on chapter four, looked up to find Galinda chatting with the boy next to her. Elphaba quickly unlaced her boot and...KA-BLAM hit Galinda squarely in the back of her head.
"OW, HEY WHAT WAS THAT-" the instructor shot Galinda a nasty look, "that was not nice I was just starting to enjoy myself when-"
Elphaba interrupted her, "We-are-not-here-to-socialize, we are here to read. Oh yes Galinda I did say the r word r-e-a-d read. She laced her boot back up, and continued reading ahead. For the rest of the club you could hear Elphaba saying things like:
"Don't pick your nails with the edge of the book."
"You don't need to know what the instructor meant by #$*&%!"
"No that does not mean fashionable."
"Yes, I am getting agitated."
"No, you'll never have to come to another book club meeting."
"If you don't stop talking to that boy..."
"Better yet, don't talk at all."
"No, you cant ask Fiyero what #$*&% means."
and
"Fantastic, keep it to yourself."
Once the meeting was over Elphaba pulled Galinda up to their dorm faster than lightning. "Remind me never to let you do me a favor ever again."
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