Hi there! This is my first official fanfic. I just randomly thought of it one day and I said to my brother, "What if Near met a girl that he really likes?" It was origionally going to be a small comic, but I decided to make it a fanfic instead.
Death Note: Near Meets a Girl
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of the other random characters used in here. I do, however, own Natasha.
1
"Mission control. Come in. This is Red 5. Come in mission control." Said Luke Skywalker in a spacesuit observing what looked like giant craters on a moon. Mission control, which was a giant ship nearby, answered the call.
"Red 5, this is Optimus Prime of Mission Control. What's the situation?"
"Nothin' out of the ordinary. Just empty space. I think I'll return to home—OH MY GOD!!!!
"Red 5, what's going on?"
"It's…its HORRIBLE!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!"
"What's out there? What's happening Red 5?"
"ZOMBIE RABBITS!!! THEY'RE VERY FURRY!!!" Larry Boy, who was standing next to Optimus Prime, looked very confused.
"Optimus Prime, did he say 'furry?'" asked Larry Boy.
"I believe so, Larry Boy. Hang on Red 5, help is on the way!"
"THEY'RE EATING MEEEE!!! THEY'RE EATING MEEEEEEEE!!! THE CANISTER! THEY GOT THE—gak!
"RED 5!!!!!" Action Man approached Optimus Prime.
"I'm sorry, sir. He's gone. And so is the fusion canister."
"I don't believe it, Action Man. Red 5 could escape anything." Suddenly, everyone heard a loud banging noise on the other end of the ship.
"Huh? What's that noise, Superman?" asked Barbie on the computers.
"I dunno, Barbie, but I have a bad feeling about this. GI Joe, send squad 7 to check out the noise."
"Aye, sir." He replied. Meanwhile, Mr. Fantastic noticed something on the monitor. He turned to face a large-headed boy.
"Dib, I think there's something on the monitor that you should see." Dib, who was working on some sort of device, hurried over.
"What is it, Mr. Fantastic?" Mr. Fantastic pointed to something on the monitor.
"It looks like a green alien with a Nintendo DS." Dib looked at the monitor, and then started shouting again.
"IT'S ZIM!!! I BET HE'S CONTROLLING THE BUNNIES!!!!!!" suddenly, the whole ship shook and an alarm started going off. Barbie started to panic as the whole ship lurched and she read the readings on her computer.
"OH NO!!!" She screamed, "THE BUNNIES HAVE BROKEN THROUGH THE WALL!!! THEY'RE HEADED THIS WAY!!!"
"Calm down, Barbie! Get the nuclear missiles from the armory." GI Joe commanded.
"They're in the armory, GI Joe!"
"We've still got the escape pods!" suggested Batman, "Let's go!" Batman headed for the escape pods when Robin aimed a blaster at his head. Everyone, including the dark knight, was shocked
"I'm sorry, but I'll be the only one getting off of this thing, Batman!" Robin said.
"Robin! How could you?"
"Sorry, everyone, but I was promised wealth and fame back on earth by the green alien."
"BUT IT'S ZIM!!! YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM!!!" Dib screamed. Robin smirked.
"Ah, Dib. You were always a good comrade, now I won't be able to see that giant head of yours again! Adios!" Dib's brow twitched with irritation.
"MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!!! Gimme that blaster, Joe." Dib grabbed Joe's blaster and shot Robin in the back.
"AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! YOU HIT ME!!!!" Robin screamed.
"YES!!! A DIRECT HIT!!!" Now you can't go anywhere, Dick!!!"
"Do you have to use my name as an insult!?!?!?!"
"Yes."
"Action man! What are we gonna do?" asked Batwoman.
"I'm afraid there's only one thing we can do: Self-destruct the ship!" Suddenly, Zim appeared on the monitor again.
"Hello, Dib!"
"ZIM!!! He's on the monitor!!!"
"It's kind of sad that it has to end this way, sniveling worm monkey, but now I'll finally be rid of that gargantuan head of yours! MUAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!"
"Pressing the self-destruct…NOW!!!" Jimmy Neutron pressed the self-destruct button.
"Self Destruct in 60 seconds." Knowing he wouldn't have another chance, Larry Boy threw himself at Barbie.
"Barbie! I always loved you!" Barbie just gave him a weird look.
"Larry boy, what are you talking about?"
"Uh…you know…as a friend." Nearby, other friends were saying goodbye as well.
"Well, Walter, I guess this is goodbye." Said Integra nearby.
"It's been an honor serving you, Sir Integra."
"Raven! I'm sorry I cut up your spell books for paper snowflakes." Pleaded Beast boy. Raven glared at him with her evil stare.
"You did what to my books!?!"
"Uh, nothing!"
"Kaoru! I always hated your cooking!" screamed little Yahiko.
"Yahiko, why would you tell me that now?" Kaoru screamed back.
"Because we're all gonna be dead soon."
"Wanda," said Cosmo, "Where did you hide Mr. Socky? I WANT MR. SOCKY!!!!!"
"Well, that was comforting." Said Wanda sarcastically.
"Self Destruct in 5…4…3…2…1…"
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"Near! Are you still playing with those toys?" Near looks up to see Giovanni looking at him. "It's a nice day out, you really should go outside every once in a while!"
"Giovanni, it's getting to the best part! The zombie bunnies are about to be blown to smithereens!" Giovanni looked a bit confused.
"Zombie…bunnies? Anyways, you should at least spend a few minutes outside." Defeated, Near grabbed his Optimus Prime and walks outside. It was a beautiful spring day, birds were singing, flowers were blooming, and the ground was covered in dew that immediately soaked through Near's socks. It took him a moment to get used to the sunlight, and then he settled himself under a nearby apple tree with his toy. The morning fog felt kind of nice as it clung to his hair, but he would much rather be inside playing with the rest of his toys. Then, IT happened.
A young girl about Near's age approached him. She had thin, brown hair that went down to mid-back level. Some small strands of hair fell in front of her face. Her big, blue eyes showed only joy and playfulness as she smiled, and she was cute!
"Hi! I'm Natasha. What's your name?" All Near could do was stare. Even though he was the smartest kid in the world, he had never been approached by a girl before—not even at the Whammy House. His mind was racing, trying to think of what to say, what to do. Near could feel his face grow hot in her presence and his palms started growing sweaty. He grew more and more nervous by the second. Finally, on an impulse, he bit the head off of his Optimus Prime! Natasha looked stunned as Near chewed the plastic. Giovanni and Lidner, who were watching from a distance, were also flabbergasted.
"Did he just bite the head off his Optimus Prime?" Giovanni asked.
"I guess that kind of explains why they keep getting damaged so fast." Lidner replied. Natasha still looked stunned.
"Um, what are you doing?" Natasha asked as he started on the left arm. Near could've sworn he felt his head grow hot. His mind was racing again, and without thinking, he took the toy (or what's left of it) out of his mouth and handed it to Natasha.
"Want one?" was all that Near could say. Natasha looked at him weirdly; this had to be the strangest sight she had ever seen.
Okay then! That's chapter one for you! I'll update again soon. Please review.