A/N: I'm sorry I haven't been updating When We Dream, but I've been busy and keep getting these great ideas. Also, my friend and I have done so much shipping and I have another grand idea I'm working on.

This comes from said grand idea, but you need zero background info to understand it. I have a lot these but also need to write a lot more and also some filler. I actually ship this. Legimately. Yeah.

Aradia and Davesprite's first meeting. Enjoy!


Rehabilitation; The First Encounter

- apocalypseArisen [AA] began trolling featheryAsshole [FA] -

AA: im curious

FA: whoa stop the fucking presses

FA: i actually got a message that wasnt jade breathing down my neck to interact with others

FA: halle-fucking-lujah

AA: why are you using that as your handle?

FA: what featheryasshole?

AA: yes

FA: because i needed a new handle since im actively around alpha dave and we needed a better way to differentiate between us than just orange and red text

FA: see how well that worked out for ar and dirk

FA: it was a fucking trainwreck of miscommunication

FA: it still is

AA: but why featheryasshole?

FA: i dont know

FA: it was the first thing that came to mind

FA: after all half of this body is a crow

FA: and crows as we all know are feathery assholes

FA: so why not

AA: doesnt it strike you as self-deprecating?

FA: look at it this way

FA: doesnt turntechgodhead strike you as rather egotistical?

FA: just flipping it to be the opposite

FA: works for me

AA: ok

AA: see

AA: thats whats strange

AA: you dont sound happy about it at all

FA: you talk as if i am supposed to be happy about it

FA: of course i hate it

AA: then why dont you change it?

FA: because i have no reason to

FA: i have a perfectly good handle right here

AA: ...

FA: what

AA: youre lying

FA: no

FA: no im not

FA: what are you talking about

- apocalypseArisen [AA] ceased trolling featheryAsshole [FA] -

FA: i dont even know who you are!