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POKÉMON: THE EPISODE
Episode 1: Ash Meets Girl
Ash does something stupid and loses/pisses off his Pokémon, so it gets stolen/wanders off. Ash feels bad and starts to follow it. He marvels at the new surroundings and has a stupid flashback involving one of few enjoyable moments with said Pokémon. This is shortly followed by his Pikachu pissing off Girl. Girl gets mad and yells at Ash, and he feels obligated to pay her back for the ruined bike/electric attack. Girl agrees and decides to help him find his Pokémon.
They camp out for the night, and continue searching the next morning. Ash and Girl begin to argue, realizing they have very little in common, and continues throughout the remainder of the episode. They meet a new Pokémon that Ash wants to catch. He stupidly throws himself at the Pokémon, and gets attacked. Girl shows sympathy for three seconds, and they begin to argue again, giving the Pokémon a chance to escape. This Pokémon appears two more times in the series, which ends with its capture/imminent defeat in which Ash decides not to capture it.
Ash and Girl continue arguing all the way to First City, where Nurse Joy explains the whereabouts of his missing Pokémon. They then backtrack to the previous route, where they discover a dormant Team Rocket, who still has/now has his Pokémon! Ash yells at them, deciding not to attack them while they weren't aware of his presence. Team Rocket springs up and proclaims their original/new stupid motto that barely/doesn't rhyme. Ash gets angrier and tells Pikachu to attack. Team Rocket laughs and deflects the attack easily. They rub their dick all over their new device and make fun of Ash and Girl. Girl calls Team Rocket stupid and they attack her, but somehow miss her and knock her aside. Ash gets pissed and jumps on the mechanism. Team Rocket knocks him off/tries to kill him, somehow freeing the encased Pokémon. Ash reunites with his stupid Pokémon shortly, and uses it to attack Team Rocket's defenses. He then uses Pikachu to shoot them away. Ash and Girl make up, and Girl decides to follow Ash for seemingly no reason.
To be continued…