Disclaimer: I wish I own KHR, but sadly I do not. If I did, Enzio and Hibird would be together forever… also their respective owners. haha.
Happens after varia arc. I think?
Pairings: D18
Warning: Shounen-ai…ish?. No likey? Back off. Now. First Fanfic ever, apologies for a crappy author and a crappier story. Hibari's kinda OOC
"Uhm.. Chairman?" Kusakabe Tetsuya's head peeked from the small crack of the door.
Hibari looked at him.
"Err. Chairman? Someone's here for you."
Hibari cast him a questioning glance.
He seemed bothered. He sighed and said "Uhm." He sighs again." Ah. Eherm. Din-"
The Bucking Bronco entered the room happily, humming even.
"Good morning, my ever-lovable Kyouya. You look cute—" CRACK!
A tonfa was sent flying to his direction, hitting him in the stomach.
"Still as accurate as ever, Kyouya. Hahaha" Dino said while he was rubbing his bruised stomach.
"I missed, tsktsk." The Cloud Guardian said.
Dino's eyes widened when he realized what his beloved, unbelievably
Hibari crossed their distance in lighting speed and tonfas ready (Yes, I know. He has spares)
"Get out now, Cavallone before I bite you to death." Hibari hissed, a tonfa nearly choking the handsome blonde.
Dino backed off, his hands over his head, still grinning. "I just got here, dear student. Is that how you treat your tutor?" He was moving now moving closer.
Hibari jumped back, tilting his chin "You. Why are here?"
Dino, with his ever present smile, made himself comfortable, sat on the sofa and said "Visiting my favorite and cutest student?"
"Don't joke with me Cavallone. Spit it out. My time is far more precious than your life"
"Haha. So serious, aren't you Kyouya? Hmm."
"I don't like it."
"You don't like what, Kyouya?" asked Dino.
"You being in my school almost everyday." Hibari said in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Haha." Dino said, scratching his head, smiling nervously "You noticed, huh?"
"What are you after?" The Guardian's eyes glinted danger.
Dino's smile changed from a nervous smile to a meaningful smirk. "What am I after? Haha. Its somethingcute and cuddly and adorable.
You're the only person who has it, Kyouya, I really wanna glomp it whenever I see it"
Hibari knitted his brows.
Dino continued "Its really rare Kyouya." And smiled again.
I going to break that annoying smile of yours, Cavallone. Hibari thought.
He glanced at his watch and said, "Will you look at the time, Its almost noon. I should get going you know, Romario's gonna get mad at me
again. See you later then. Bye love" he said and blew Kyouya a Flying kiss.
Hibari got hold of a book who just happen to innocently lie there and threw it to the Bronco.
"I'll miss you too, I'll wait for your call." Dino said, laughing and closed the door.
"How many times do I have to tell you, don't let that moron of a herbivore in here?" Hibari said to Kusakabe Tetsuya when he went into the Discipline Committee Room to submit his report.
"Sumimasen, Inchou. But he was practically begging me." The vice-chairman reasoned out with his head down.
"Do that again and I will bite you to death." Hibari answered and just walked away.
It really bothered him.
That moron, Dino Cavallone was up to no good. Hibari knows it.
His gut tells him that something was about to be taken away.
He wants to monopolize something I only have. Hibari thought, that fu*ker.
I don't know what he's after.
I don't have anything he can get his idiotic hands into. Do I?
Namimori? No. He's too simple-minded for that.
Discipline Committee? No. He's too much of a klutz to join my elite force in fending off his fellow herbivores. Hmm. What else?
I know he has always been dropping hints unintentionally since he's a moron. But I didn't think he'd actually tell me that he is after something.
Something I have.. Something I own.
Cuddly? Adorable? I don't own those kinds of thing, much less a person like that.
Stupid Cavallone, actually making me waste my time over something this trivial.
Hmm. I remember him using the word cute many times, though I don't remember what it was exactly.
Cute.
Cute.
I don't have anything that's…
!!!!!!!!
Dino Cavallone was thinking about how cute his Kyouya is when he's angry when his phone rang loudly, violently, almost sensing the
impending doom.
(^o^)Kyouya333
Calling
"What a surprise Kyouya! You---"
"Dino Cavallone, I am going to fu**ing bite you to death and rip your herbivore body into a million herbivore pieces if you dare to kidnap HIBIRD. Kamikorosu."
End.
KYAAAAAAAAA! I did it! HAHA.
Please R&R. Im sorry, I wasted your time.:) Thank you for reading.:)
This is my first fanfic, so please have mercy on me. I apologize for the misspelled words and bad grammar.
If you could spare me some of your time for a constructive criticism or two, please do so. Thank you very much,