A.N: Okay, I know I have many fics going on, but I just HAD TO start write this now. Don´t be mad, okay? So about the fic: this is an One Piece version of Big Brother (those who doesn't know what it is, ask from the nearest person. Most people know.), with One Piece characters of course! Who falls away from "The Thousand Sunny" (aka BB-house (not Black Beard house, Big Brother house!)), who wins? That all depends from you, readers! (Well not all, but most.) The winner will be the next Pirate King and gets One Piece!

Disclaimer: I don´t own anything, except this crazy plot (plot? What plot?).

Episode 1

Announcer´s POV

"Aaand action! Welcome to watch OPBB, my dear fans!" I, Mikila94 aka Miksu yell to the audience.

"Booring!" yells somebody from the audience.

"What fans!" yells another.

"Shut up!" I yell to everyone.

"And now who wants to hear the names of the competitors!" I yell again.

"You´ve decided them already!" yelled Nami, shocked.

"Yes I have! And Nami?"

"Yes?"

"You´re one of them!" there were loud cheers from everyone except from Nami.

"What!"

"You heard me! Now go to the Sunny!" I yelled happily to Nami.

"No way!" Nami yelled back. I sighed. If she wanted to do this in a hard way…

"Fine. Paulie", I called and snapped my fingers. Soon Paulie came, picked Nami up and headed for the Sunny.

"What! Put me down, Paulie!" Nami yelled angrily and started to hit his back. Everyone laughed.

"You heard what Nami-swan said! Put her down!" yelled Sanji, who was sitting between Brook and Robin.

"Don´t be boring, Sanji. Besides, you´re going too!" I yelled to the cook, already guessing his reaction. Sanji run up to Nami and Paulie and took Nami from him, just like I had thought he would.

"I will continue from this", he said and ran to the hallway that led to the house before Nami could protest.

"And the first two people are off! Who wants to hear the next name?" I asked with a yell.

"Just tell those stupid names that we can get this over with!" Eustas, or Kidd, yelled. I frowned.

"Fine! Eustas `captain´ Kidd, go to the Sunny!" Killer shook his head, thinking that this wouldn´t end well. Everyone laughed.

"What!" Kidd yelled.

"Just go before I get someone to throw you in!" I yelled to the creepy captain. Kidd cursed, stood up and went to the Sunny.

"That was pretty easy… he´s up to something", I thought and so did Killer.

"Okay, here comes the rest of the names: Killer", he immediately stood up and went after his captain.

"Monkey D. Luffy"

"Yosh!" Luffy yelled and ran to the door of the hallway.

"Boa Hancock"

Hancock stood up and dashed after Luffy without a word.

"Great loser Usopp"

"It´s great CAPTAIN Usopp!" Usopp yelled and left. I rolled my eyes and continued: "Nojiko, Yosaku and Johnny!"

"Who are those?" Franky asked from Robin in front of him, who shrugged.

"I don´t know", she said. Yosaku, Johnny and Nojiko walked to the Sunny.

"Kaya and Mr. Law", I continued the list, saying `Mr. Law´ because I didn´t remember his first name. Soon the two doctors were already on their way to the Sunny.

"Franky and Camie, and this means that Franky has to carry her!" I yelled, not even bothering to look at everyone´s faces. Looks like they didn´t get the joke since they didn´t laugh. Franky stood up, went to Camie, picked her up and then they headed for the door.

"Good. And now Jewerly Bonney"

Bonney got up, waived to her crew and left too.

"Helmeppo, one of the ugliest guys in the show."

"Just `Helmeppo´ is enough!" Helmeppo yelled and left while listening to others laugh.

"Sabo"

Then came silence.

"There´s no that kind of guy in the show!" almost everyone yelled.

"Yes there is; it´s me." Sabo yelled and stood up from next to Dadan. He waived to the surprised people and left, too.

"Vivi Nefertari and Nico Robin"

"Ouch!" Zoro yelled, smirking. When they were standing in front of the door, Vivi glared at Robin, who just gave her a small smile. Then they went in.

"And the next one is Portgaz D. Ace"

Silence.

"Ace!" I yelled and tried to look for the said pirate.

"Where the hell is that freckles faced jerk!" I yelled, completely annoyed by now.

"Over there!" Chopper yelled and pointed under my table. What? I stormed there and saw a sleeping pirate, with my EMPTY lunchbox in his hands.

"Bastard", I mumbled and yelled: "Marco, get over here, now!" it didn´t take long from the funny looking man to arrive.

"Yes?" he asked, bored.

"Take Ace with you and get the hell out of here!" I yelled and kicked Ace, who still didn´t wake up.

"To the Sunny?" Marco asked.

"No, to the bar. Of course to the Sunny!" I yelled angrily and tried to kick Marco, but he tackled me before I could do it. Everyone laughed.

"Haha, very funny." I said and got up.

"Actually it is pretty funny", Marco said. He grabbed a hold of Ace´s leg and started to drag him to the Sunny.

"And of the idiots go…" I mumbled.

"And the next ones: Tashigi and Roronoa Zoro!"

"WHAT!" they both yelled in unison.

"Shut up and leave, or else I handcuff you and then make you to go!" I yelled, smirking. When they didn´t move, I added: "I meant I´m gonna handcuff you two to each other."

This made them get up fast and leave.

"Pleh, too easy!" I thought.

"And the last but not the least: Coby!"

"Wha-what? I think I´ll pass!" he said immediately.

"Sure, of course NOT!" I yelled, snapped my fingers again and said: "Marguerite, it´s your turn!" Marguerite grinned and stood up from between Aphelandra and Sweet Pea. She shot an arrow at Coby, who jumped out of the way just in time. Marguerite shot more and more arrows at him until he ran to the hallway, since he couldn´t escape anywhere else.

"Idiot", Smoker mumbled when Coby was out of sight.

XXXXX

Third person´s POV

"…this isn´t Sunny…" Zoro said after he had looked around for a while.

"True, it isn´t. Maybe we got lost?" said Franky, who was carrying Camie on his shoulder.

"All of us? Can´t be", said Sanji. They were all in a big room, which was probably a livingroom.

"Hello everyone!" yelled Miksu happily from the speaker.

"Don´t `hello everyone´ us! This isn´t Sunny, where the heck are we!" Franky yelled.

"Oh yes it is. It´s not your ship Sunny, but the ship´s name is still Sunny." Miksu told, obviously happy that she had fooled them.

"WHAT!" Franky and couple of the other Straw Hats yelled.

"Chance the name!" Franky yelled.

"Whyyyy?" Miksu whined.

"Just do it!" he yelled. They heard Miksu sigh from the other side of the speaker.

"Fine, fine." she said and thought for a moment.

"From now on, it will be The Thousand Bunny!" she yelled happily. There was a silence again.

"She´s an idiot", Johnny commented after a while.

"Oh, you just noticed?" asked Zoro, hiding his smirk.

"Shut up, Zoro." Miksu said and added: "You guys ready to see who´s gonna get kicked out?"

And as you might guess, a silence fell again.

"WHAT!" most of them yelled, shocked.

"Didn´t I mention? Someone´s going to get kicked out right away, and that someone is-"

A.N: Who is this someone? Vote now, it might be the person you want to be thrown out! If some people get same amount of votes, I will decide which one will fall. Now remember to vote (with a review, people, not a pm).