Spongebob sat shaking. He promised his secret boyfriend, Squidward, that the worst was over. You see, Sponebob had been in and out of rehab his inner life. He had sworn to Squidward that he had been there the last time once and for all.

But this was all he knew. He sat there, alone. In the cold freezer of the Krusty Krab, holding a trembling needle. He cried out for help before giving into the bitter lust. But then Squidward burst into the freezer and whacked the needle out of spongebobs yellow fingers. But it was too late. Spongebob was spiraling back into his hole. His body convulsed on the ground. Squidward cried out. Clutching his lovers body close, entwining his tentacles throughout Spongebobs holes. Spongebobs eyes fluttered open, he look almost magical. As if Jesus came down and butt fucked him him self.

"Squiddy... Its hard for me... im sorry please Squiddy I love you." Spongebob whispered.

Squidward leaned in and kissed the Sponge's cracked lips. A buzz of pleasure flew though him.

"I know baby." He cooed giving Spongebob butterfly kisses down his neck, he stopped at his little red tie. His signature. Squidward tugged at it with his teeth.

"I will make it all better." Squidward slipped his long fat tentacle down Spongebobs pants, feeling his hard little yellow dick.

Spongebob moaned, this was the ultimate escape. He sat back with his huge blue eyes blazing for more. Squidward unzipped the square pants, revealing the main event.

Squidward look up at Spongebob hungrily. The fire in his eyes was un unmistakable.

Squidward licked him and caressed, they both moaned in pleasure. They were both naked. Squidward stood up already hot, a sweat beaded down his shiny, bald head. His nine flailing penis' searched spongebob, every hole was penetrated. Squidward took a seat on top of the yellow machine. Crying out, they both came. The sticky liquid oozed around them as they lay pleased on the floor, cuddling in eachothers arms. Spongebob belonged.

Spongebob actually didn't give a second fuck about squidward, he was just another hole to him. Nothing more than a fuck buddy. Squidward had a hot, tight, blue ass. Yummy.

Spongebob cackled later on in his pineapple. Spongebob was actually married. To , his driving school teacher. He and squidward just fucked behind her fat ass back. Spongebob was only married to her because she held magnificent orgy's she held twice a week. He smiled remembering the time Pearl and had joined in.

"can you feel it ?"

That night the crab had practically scrumped his Jewish ass out of his shell the sponge had fucked him so hard.

Spongebob snickered, and did two bumps of coke. Then his fat wife came in yelling at him, Spongebob don't take shit from a fat hoe. He punched her in her fat face and she rebounded off the couch and fell unconscious at his loafers. Just another bruise to add to the bitches collection. But after an hour the fat whore still hadn't woken up. So spongebob burnt her body. But in the process his curtains caught fire! The house was burning down! How in good fuck was it fucking burning he lives under the god damn sea!? Spongebob shrieked and threw his snail on the fire but he just shriveled into a raisin. So spongebob grabbed his stash and ran. He drifted out on the road- he was a wanted sponge now.