A/N: hello I am back. I only gave myself a 2 week break from writing and this is my 2nd attempt to write a full story. If you haven't read any of my stories, then please do check out my profile- I have written I am married to who and please do read that story and this one. I know my grammar, punctuation are not good but please bear with me. My updates are going to be weekly and if you do review I do reply to them.

Well this is going to be totally different to my first story because I wanted to make this story have comedy but also some romance, but this chapter is going to be mainly comedy. And this is going to be mainly based of the bachelor.

Disclaimer (for the whole story): I do not own any of the characters ( except for a few which you will see in the story), they are owned by Mrs Stephanie Meyer. But I do however own the plot of this story.

Well I have already bored you to death so here's your first chapter.

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Chapter 1

"Your schedule is busy next week, starting with; the meeting with the CEO of Newton and co, and is there anything you want me do to Mr. Cullen?" said my assistant Benita.

"No thank you "I said to her. She went back to her office.

3 minutes later...

"Mr. Cullen I have Mr McCarty and Mr Hale waiting for you, should I let them in "Benita said over the phone. Those two guys seem to always have time to come to my office and annoy me.

"Let them in"

"Sup mate" said Emmett in his booming voice.

"Okay guys, I am busy so cut to the chase"

"Look at you Mr. I work way too hard and don't have a life. "Said jasper.

"I am bus. So if you don't have anything important to say or give me, please leave. Just like what I said in the last 3 mins I am busy"

"Hold you calm mate, we wanted to play truth and dare" Emmett said proudly really do wonder how I became friends with Emmett.

"Emmett I know you are still a child in a 28 year old man's body but I am an adult so we won't play truth and dare and like what I said 4 minutes ago I am..." I didn't get to finish.

"Yeah, yeah we get it you are too busy. But we are not living until you agree to play truth and dare with us, right Jazz" he said looking over at Jasper.

"I don't remember agreeing to that Em," Emmett looked at jasper with a suggestive look and jasper quickly regained himself, "but yes we will stay here until you agree"

"No" I said in my best boss voice.

"Please Eddie"

"How many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that Emmett?"

"Please Eddiekins" said Jasper.

"No"

"Please Eddy"

"No"

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeese Eddylicious"

"No"

5 agonizing minutes later

"Fine we will play truth and dare for five minutes and you leave"

"But Edward 5 minutes is so little"

"Take it or leave"

"Fine, truth or dare Edward"

"Dare "I said.

"Okay I dare you to sign up for the bachelor" really, I can't just do that.

"No way, Emmett"

"Okay quack chicken quack chicken, I see a chicken in front of me"

"Fine"

"Oh goody can I take the pictures"

"Smile, okay now look to the left to the right, down" said Emmett.

10 minutes later...

We finished taking the pictures and we entered the application and they accepted me to be the bachelor. And in two days I would be living every man's dream except me.

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BPOV

Age: 24

Favourite colour: green

Favourite food: strawberries

Well you are all wondering why I am feeling out such a weird application right. Well where to start, of course we should start with introductions, well my name is Isabella swan but please call me Bella swan and this application I am feeling out is for the bachelor. Well you might all be wondering why I would want to be part of the bachelor; well it all goes with my dating history. I don't know if it is me personally or the clothes I wear but I always attract the wrong guys. When I say that I have clear evidence because I have had my share in the dating field; I have dated all kinds of guys; skinny, average, bulk and little oversized guys; tall, short, medium guys. All kinds you can name them and I even went on some dating sites. It's not that I am ugly or a goddess, I am just average with my long brunette hair that goes past my shoulders; I am 5'8 inches tall. I guess I will see if I can meet Mr. Right in two days time.

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A/N: like it/ hate it. Please review and give me thoughts on this story. And I do hope next chapter will be longer.

Thank you for reading and please review.

*Reobessed*

Peace V.