Damnit Dobe

Damnit dobe, can't you see

Just how much you mean to me?

My act is good, I must admit

But I thought that you could see past it

I would eat ramen every day

Cut my hair in any way

Tell Sakura that she's cute

And let the fangirls do a photo shoot

If only, at the end

You'd be there—more than a friend

Your eyes are the clearest sea

Your smile is the sun to me

Your hair has the most amazing sheen

And your clones have so much possibility

Damnit dobe, why can't you see?

I want you to come get me

Beat me up and drag me back

But please, please, just kiss me back