Hi, all

Hi, all you young whippersnappers (technically, you guys should be calling me a whippersnapper seeing as most of you are probably older than little 3 year old me, but eh!) This is Tirzah, diligent student (pshaw) and art dude by day, and beloved author by most of the afternoon and night speaking...rather, typing!

This uber-tastic fan fic is...drum roll, please? –Drum roll- Yes, thank you...

NOT REALLY A FAN FIC! Isn't that exciting?

It's an update...thingy! This is where I shall post all of my updates from now on. Julia will post here too if she wishes, for after all –waves hand dismissively- we do share VampGrlz271.

So, whenever we want to post an update about our stories or one-shots, an update about new stories or (gee) new one-shots, birthdays, and other super-tastic crap, this is the place to look! Come 'ere if you really love our stuff, or just feel pity for us and read our stuff because well, you pity us and our horrible writing (have you seen the first 16 chapters of "Forever Mine"? On second thought, don't look if you haven't already.)

So, this-ee here is the place to come for updates. Any updates. Cool updates, sad updates, stupid updates (stupid updates will be the majority, seeing as I do adore penguins and kumquats and both seem to find a way to star in nearly every single one of my updates, therefore making them stupid...)

Originally, updates were posted on our profile, and until Julia learns of this update thingy, I think she still will post 'em there. Unfortunately, no one really reads the updates seeing as we're not very popular on this website so I suspect no one really visits our profile. However, if you'd like to visit the profile (and please do), you'll find some really wacky (I LOVE THAT WORD) quotes from good times with our friends. You are more than welcome to use some of the phrases from the quotes, but give credit to us and our friends! Thanksies.

Oh and before I wrap this up, this is in the Twilight section because putting aside the fact that lots of these updates will be stupid, they'll be doing with Twilight to.

...Uh, well. You don't really have to review seeing as there's nothing to review about, but if you'd like to receive these updates, you might want to alert this story, or save this story on your story alerts...I don't know the correct verb. Just do it (that's what she said.)

Thank you, dearies! –Tips awesome new purple glasses politely-