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It was a beautiful summer afternoon. A few clouds in the sky that would occasionally pass over blocking out the sun. Sure being outdoors in the ninety plus degree weather made it a little uncomfortable, but, Mileena knew all she had to do was hop into the inground pool that was apart of her boyfriend's grandparent's country home made it worth wild. Especially when she would catch him taking subtle peaks up to check her out in her two piece bathing suit while he was busy manning one of the three barbeque grills. A small twinge of excitement passed through her at looking forward to the dinner that was coming around. As she glanced around from her reclined position in the deck chair sunning herself she could see Kung Lao, Jax, Liu Kang and Sub-Zero playing a game of Frisbee with Sonya, Frost, Sindel, and Kitana. Both Jade and Sareena were busy indoors making potato salad or chopping up onion, lettuce, and tomato's to go with the hamburgers that were on the grill. She laughed internally as she saw Michael chase Shao Kahn away from one after catching him trying to steal a hot dog.
The demi-tarkatan smiled when the Outworld Emperor made his way towards her and took a seat.
"Having fun, Mileena?"
"Yes, dad, I am. Are you enjoying yourself?"
"Except for not getting any food I am." He muttered darkly glaring at Michael as the sai warrior just shook her head in response. "So?"
"Dad, there is no reason for you to beat around the bush. I know you know." This caused the otherworldly conquer to raise an eyebrow.
"What am I suppose to know?"
"Come on you can't honestly tell me Michael didn't ask you. I know him and I know you. He still has the bruise on his rips that looks remarkably similar to your favorite hammer." Shao smirked at his daughter.
"I had to make sure he'll take care of you."
"Dad, I'm a grown woman and I can take care of myself."
"Sorry, but, no matter what I'm still a father and a father does what he can to protect his daughter."
"I know, and thanks."
"As long he makes you happy I won't stand in the way." About that time the girls that were playing Frisbee decided to take a break and relax at the pool.
"Don't tell me you two are plotting a way to kill us." Kitana joked.
"Damn. Who told you about that? Looks like I have to execute a traitor." Shao shot back causing his ex and the two earth realm warriors to laugh. "So what are you four doing?"
"Well I don't know about them, but I'm planning on taking a dip." Said Sonya. "Anyone care to join me?"
"Sure I wouldn't mind cooling down some." Frost stated.
"I'll join you. Just don't freeze the pool ice queen." Kitana stated.
"Very funny, princess."
"I guess it wouldn't hurt me to swim some too. Besides it might be funny to see Michael get distracted and burn himself again." Mileena said getting up. "Coming Sindel?"
"No, I'll keep moron here company."
"Gee thanks, Sindel." Shao sarcastically responded. The girls took their leave while the Edenian queen sat down in the chair her daughter's clone recently vacated. She stretched trying to absorb as much of the sun's rays as she could from her position.
"It's hard to believe this is the first time in a long while I've been able to relax since I had Kitana."
"Well being a monarch and a parent is never easy."
"In your case you might want to change it to dictator."
"Which one?" Shao quipped causing Sindel to chuckle.
"Either. But you have to admit seeing the kids happy does pull at the heart strings doesn't it?" she asked noticing a certain pair had dunked Sonya and Frost simultaneously.
"Yes. This is probably the first time I've seen Mileena actually enjoy herself with something that doesn't involve fighting."
"I've noticed something has been up when I arrived yesterday with her."
"Really?"
"Of course, when I saw her six months ago at that the slumber party Sheeva threw she had a little extra bounce in her step, and today it's like she's practically walking on air."
"Hmm. I guess I haven't been paying attention." Shao said thoughtfully causing Sindel to give him a suspicious stare.
"You know something don't you, Shao?"
"I might."
"What is it?"
"That will have to remain privileged information until certain parties decide to disclose it freely for the masses, but, I can assure you that almost everyone will be happy to hear it."
"Shao!" Sindel exclaimed in a threatening tone.
"Nothing like that, Sindel. I'm just saying that a couple of monks might try to strangle somebody after their girlfriends give them an earful." The emperor stated with a smile on his face as the ex-wife visibly relaxed.
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"Jade, do you remember where we put the pickles?" asked Sareena
"Whole or the hamburger?"
"Whole."
"Top shelf, third cabinet, next to cream of mushroom that the boys brought last night."
"Thanks." said Sareena as she got the ingredient she need. "I still can't believe Michael inherited this place from his grandmother."
"Yeah it's a nice home and it's definitely big considering we still have a couple spare bedrooms if anybody decides to show up."
"That reminds me. We need to talk Michael into moving Sonya and Frost to a different bedroom. I swear Subby would never had found out last night if those two hadn't been loud enough to wake up all the adjacent bed rooms."
"You have to admit though. Both his and Jax's reactions were hilarious."
"Especially after the talking to they gave Sonya and Frost when Michael and Mileena 'made' them share a room."
Flashback: (Afternoon of the day before) "Why do I have to share a room with her?" Sonya shouted at Michael pointing at Frost. "Please I would rather share a bed with a Yeti before I share a room with you." Frost coolly shot back. Both of them had decided a long time ago that in order to fool people, namely Jax and Sub Zero, they'll continue on the act like they would kill each other at a moments notice. Mileena had informed Michael before hand that this would happen. According to the story that was told on how Mileena found out about them Frost had stayed with her one weekend and during that visit Sonya was sent to drag her back to the Lin Kuei base. Mileena had left for groceries and when she returned she noticed both girls clothing were torn and scattered about her apartment. Wishing she hadn't left those two alone she decided to break up the fight and heard moans coming from the room Frost was staying in that sound like Sonya. Thinking she was keeping Jax from throwing her in jail just for being guilty by association went in and got a lot more then she bargained for. After that day she promised that she wouldn't tell anyone unless she couldn't explain any strange acts on their parts or she was under duress. On a side not that was the excuse she gave them for blabbing to the girls at the slumber party where those girls were sworn to secrecy as well. So basically the only male to know about them was Michael. "I thought you wouldn't mind sharing a bedroom together." he stated with a wink knowing that with the Major and the Grandmaster standing in front of him wouldn't see because they thought one of the two would make an attempt on his life. "Of course I would mind having to share a room with the ice whore." "ICE WHORE! Listen here you blond bimbo at least I got where am because of my skills in a fight instead of my abilities in the bedroom." "Are you saying insinuating that I slept my way to the top?" "Well it certainly isn't because you're superiors liked the way you carried a gun that wasn't attached to their body." After that comment Sonya lunged at her but was caught mid air by Jax as Frost tried the same being stopped by Sub Zero. "Don't you think they are going a little over the top?" Michael whispered to Mileena. "No. We haven't announced the best part." she whispered before raising her voice just enough for everyone to hear. "Geez if they are acting like this just from sharing a room just wait until you tell them that it doesn't have separate beds." Silenced filled the room for exactly 2.5 seconds before… "WHAT!!" The quarreling women yelled. "I'm sorry but all the rooms with mutable beds are taken and I have to save as many bedrooms as I can that have one bed just incase other couples like Sheeva and Kintaro or Johnny Cage and his wife show up." "Johnny got married?" Asked a confused Liu "Yeah to his ego." the firefighter cracked causing a few chuckles that loosen some tension. "But why can't you share that room with Mileena?" Frost questioned. That was when Shao piped in with his hand outstretched towards the female Lin Kuei. "Hello maybe we haven't meet I'm Shao Kahn. Technically I'm his girlfriend's father just incase you didn't know. I'm also going to be staying the night over here as well." "Ok so you're afraid Shao will pound you into the dirt for sharing the same bed as Mileena, but, why not let Liu and Kitana or Jade and Kung have that room?" Sonya asked. "Hey if I don't get to share a bed with my boyfriend those two sure as hell aren't either." stated the veiled warrior. "Besides Kitana is my daughter and I see Jade as one of my own. I'll be damn if those two are going to share a bed with a man and aren't married while have a say in it." "Mother!" "Don't take that tone with me young lady. While we are under his roof you are following my rules." "Times like these makes me glad my mom's dead." Kung whispered to his best friend who nodded emphatically. "What about letting Sareena and Sub Zero share a room together? Then you can at least arrange it for us to have serrated beds." Sonya argued as if struck my inspiration. "Because Mileena told me what happened six months ago after I left. I might risk my life running into burning buildings but not even Raiden is going to force me on taking a chance of a repeat." Michael firmly stated leaving the men confused while the girls shuddered at the thought. "Sonya you are a U.S. Special Forces officer. You shouldn't be acting like a two year old." "Frost, you are a proud Lin Kuei warrior and my student. Your behavior is a disgrace to myself and the Lin Kuei." "So you to are going to share a room and share a bed either by choice or me and Sub Zero will do it by force." "Have we made ourselves clear?" "Yes, Jax/ Sifu." Answered the two women trying to keep from showing the excitement of actually sharing a bed together without having to sneak out before morning. -- (That night) Jade, Kitana, and Mileena were woken up by a loud tussling and several moans coming from the room next door. "What the heck is going on in there?" Jade groggily asked. "Sounds like Sonya and Frost are going at it. At least both Michael and Dad are in the room across from them and Sindel and Sareena are on the other side of that bedroom." Mileena stated before trying to go back to sleep. "No they aren't. I heard Sub Zero talking Mom and Sareena into trading rooms just incase those two tried to kill each other while we were asleep they'll be close enough to stop it." Kitana drowsily replied before four loud screams were heard coming from next door causing everyone in the house to wake up and scramble to the source. "I'm blind, I'm blind!" An effeminate yell coursed through the house as the three women entered the room shortly before Michael and Shao Kahn did. Jax was grasping wildly in the air for something to support his massive frame. When Jade made a move to help him she nearly tripped over a passed out Sub Zero who was lying on the floor. Shao looked at the scene extremely confused while Sonya and Frost were hunched together trying to cover their presumably naked bodies with the bed sheets. Both women where extremely red in the face and it got exceptionally worse when the monks as well as Sareena and Sindel entered the room. Kung's eyes nearly came out of his sockets while Liu began taking deep meditative breathes as he came to terms with what he saw. "Can someone please tell me what in Raiden's name is going on?" asked the champion of Mortal Kombat. "If I was to venture a guess I would say Mr. Robo-arms and the human ice maker caught the blond Laura Croft and Frosty the Snowgirl in compromising position." cracked Michael receiving simultaneous head slaps from Mileena, Sindel, and Sareena. "OW!! What was that for?" "Besides turning this situation into a joke, no reason." Mileena responded with a roll of her eyes. "At least I put it mildly. I could have said those two walked in on them while they were doing it." "Michael, do us a favor and shut up before I ask Frost to freeze your mouth shut." A mortified Sonya gritted out. "Sareena, help Sub-Zero." ordered Kung finally recovering from his shock. The neitherealm demon bend down and lightly slapped the Lin Kuei Grandmaster successfully bringing him around. "Sareena?! Sareena thank the gods. I had a horrible nightmare. We were staying over at Michael's grandparents' old home and he forced Sonya and Frost to share a bed. Then when we went to bed and both Jax and I had switched rooms with you and Sindel to keep them from killing each other when the fight broke out between them. We heard both of them moaning and investigated. But instead of seeing them at each others throats they were at… at… at… they were engaging in sexual intercourse." Sub Zero finally spat out with a shudder. "Say one word and I'll scream in your ear." the queen of Edenia furiously threatened the owner of the house in a whisper. "Its not a nightmare." Came the sing song voice of the Outworld Overlord pointing towards the bed. The Kori master turned in that direction seeing the two bed sheet clad women that were blushing resembled the color of blood right before his eyes rolled back in his head and promptly fainted once more. As Sindel glared at him all he could say was, "What? You weren't threatening me so I figured I was safe." "Can someone please help me I can't see!" The major yelled. "Jax, open your eyes." Jade said noticing the reason he was blind because his eyes were shut tighter then Fort Knox. "No because I don't want to see Sonya naked again. It was horrible!" The men had to bite the inside of there cheek to keep from laughing at the black man's melodramatic statement. "Jax, you haven't seen horrible yet." Sonya threaten very agitated while Frost tried to soothe her by whispering sweet words to her. "Why don't we go to the living room so these two can explain themselves with some clothes on?" Michael suggested which everyone agreed to. "Ok then. Kung, will you help me carry him?" "Sure." With that everyone had left the lesbian couple to at least put some nightwear before the inevitable confrontation. Ok there is this chapter for Mileena's BBQ Cookout. I have some other stuff in mind but I felt it was better to start off with some comedy. I'm considering bringing in Cheif Morris, his wife, and maybe Montablo for some zannies. So please give me some reviews and try to guess what the big reveal would be.