Hey guys! I saw something on Kowalski's twitter about him eating Skipper's skittles. So, I came up with this, which is absolutely the most random thing I have ever written. It may not be all that funny but it is random. And I drank a ton of Pespi (though I perfer Coke) while writting this. So enjoy. Or not. But please enjoy! So without further ado, I present:
Skittles
Kowalski stared at the bag of skittles sitting on the concrete table, unopened. Skipper brought them in a minute ago, declaring that they were his and only his. Then, he left to check on Marlene, leaving the bag in plain sight. Private was watching the Lunacorns and Rico went to grab a snow cone in the park. It had been FOREVER since Kowalski had a skittle. Maybe, just one? No... he didn't want just one. He wanted the entire thing. They seemed to be calling to him, almost. He knew Skipper would kill him (the leader loves his skittles), but he had to taste the rainbow. No, Kowalski thought. They're Skipper's skittles. Not mine. I'll just have to get a bag of my own. But Kowalski knew that would be awhile, since Skipper got the last bag in the vending machine.
"I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Kowalski screamed. He grabbed the skittles and ran into his lab, slamming the door.
"Kowalski?" Private asked, knocking on the door.
"Not now, Private! I NEED MAH SKITTLES!" he ripped open the bag, laughing mainaclly. "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomn om The skittles were delicious as Kowalski hoped. And better. This was so worth it! he thought. But then, the door was kicked open by a furious Skipper. The door slammed so hard, it knocked a few things off of Kowalski's shelf.
"GIMME MAH SKITTTLES!" Skipper screamed at the top of his lungs. Kowalski immediatly stopped chewing, but clung to the bag. They were his skittles now. This just made Skipper more furious and he chased the scientist, who screamed like a little girl and waved his flippers franically, around the entire HQ, puzzling the Private. Eventually, the bag flew out of Kowalski's flipper and hit Rico, who had just got back from the park, in the face. This made him drop the snow cone and skittles flew everywhere.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Skipper screamed as the bag split open. "THAT was the last bag!"
" HEY! Tat wuz the 'ast 'no cone!" Rico screamed at Kowalski as well, his feet soaked in flavored syrup.
The two angry penguins chased Kowalski again, but around the entire zoo (and possibly the entire world O_o). Private was very confused, but eventually decided that this was all entertaining and pulled up a chair, grabbed some popcorn, and watched the forever lasting show.