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YC: Yet another talkshow thing. But they're fun to write, everyone's doing it!! I could not resist. ^^ Ooooh I love writting!!
PeopleInsideYC'sHead: You love it too much. We're moving.
YC: NOOOOOO!! I...love you guys MORE!! THAN WRITTING!! ^^;
PIYCH: Suuuure you do. All this insanity is making us sick.
YC: But...but...if you stay...I promise to be sane for a long, long while!!
PIYCH: O_O; No way! That's not possible!!
A Random Guy: YC SANE? AHHHHHHHHH!! ITS THE SIGN OF THE APOLCALYPSE!! EVERYONE TO THE BUNKERS!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
MassCrowdOfPeople: *run around in circles screaming. Mass pandemonium reeks chaos in the "room".*
PIYCH: SEE? You couldn't be sane if you TRIED. Or if you DIDN'T try!! :/
YC: Fine. But if you stay, I'll let you...um.....umm....I'll....send you that picture I snapped of Legato in a dress hugging Vash and getting drunk and singing the "I Love Spiders" song!! I'll even send the video on DVD!! o_O (Video on DVD?! WHAT THE-)
PIYCH: REALLY? Its a DEAL! *laugh moniacly* Mwahahahaha!! Blackmail time....*evil faces and drag Legato off the stage*
Legato: O_\\ NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *Legato's nails dig into the wood floor and make deep gashed marks as he's dragged off* DON'T LEAVE ME!! AHHHHHHH!!
YC: O.O;;; Ahem...well....talkshow time!! 8D
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Chapter One: Its a PUDDING-INTERVIEWDAY-TORTURECHEESECUBETHING World Out There!!
*its pitch black, and a deep voice is heard*
Voice: Welcome....to "The Trigun Talkshow of Torture and No Purpose"!! Your host....Yuneek Chikinz!! Our special guest today is: MILLY THOMPSON on INTERVIEW DAY!! Heeeeeeeeeere we goooooooo--*a light flickers on showing a really nerdy tiny guy at the mike.*
NerdyGuy(who's really the Voice): Ummm...O.O;; YC!! YOU PROMISED!!*has a squeaky voice now*
YC: whoops. ^^;;
NerdyGuy:*starts flaming at the eyes* Grrr......
YC: o.o; SECURITY!!
*Middy & E.G. drag the NerdyGuy off the stage*
NerdyGuy: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!! I HAVE FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENDS!! *disappears off stage*
YC: Don't we all? ^^ Well, except maybe Knives, who just tortures the people who serve him, buuuuut.....
Knives: I resent that you filthy human ~CENSORED~!!
YC: GASP! Shame Knives, you started swearing and threatening already and we haven't even started!!*snaps her fingers and the darkness is all lit up and junk and the set looks like a pastel-colored room with white trimming, fake green plants, a cushy couch, a wooden ominus chair, and a glass table with a bunch of papers on it.*
YC: HELLO everybody, and welcome to the show!! ^_^
Audience: *start shooting, stabbing, or strangling each other*
YC: O.O Err.....*pushes a red button from nowhere and the sign above the audience changes from "Brutally Murder" to "Applause"*
Audience: *applauds*
YC: YAY! Ok, welcome to The Trigun Talkshow of Torture and No Purpose. I am your loving--
Director: INSANE, get it right!!
YC: -_-; I am your INSANE host, Yuneek Chikinz!! Today's show we'll be meeting a few people, and possibly torturing them. My mood will decide that ^^
Audience: o_o;;..........
YC: Our first guest is none other than the wonderful, sickeningly optimistic pudding-lover....Milly Thompson!!
Audience: *cheers*
Milly: *walks in* Hello everyone!! Hello Ms. Yuneek Chikinz!!
YC: ....Hello...Milly.....
Milly: ^^ Bokushi-san is tagging along today, is that alright with you, Ms. YC?
YC:....fine...but you call me "Ms. YC" again and I'll...I'll....I'LL GO INSANE!!
Milly: O_O;;
Director: You're already insane!
YC: And...? 8D~
Director: -_-;
YC: TODAY'S INTERVIEW DAY!! Milly would you be so kind as to sit in that chair? The one with the chains draped on it and the iron wrist clasps?
Milly: O.O Sure!.....
Wolfwood:*walks in and sits down on the couch next to YC*
YC: *starts drooling* Umm umm..yeah....
Milly: Hello Bokushi-san! ^-^ *sits, and the iron wrist clasps bind Milly's wrists to the armrest thing* O_O; gasp!! *more iron things come from nowhere and chain her to the chair along with her legs and neck* AHHHHHH!!
Wolfwood: 0_o
YC: Told ya! This room was used by Knives last and I was low on money so I paid him what I had and five years of slavery....*shudders* BIG mistake.
Wolfwood: I was under Knives since childhood! You got off easy, Author Person Lady!
YC: Well...o_o; Thingy. *duct tapes Wolfwood's mouth shut and also tapes him to the couch* Did anyone tell you that you look CUTE in duct tape?? ^_^
Wolfwood: MFFFF ~CENSORED~ MWAAAA!
YC: Really? COOL! Ok Milly, let me ask you a few questions.
Milly: PUDDING!! :D *totally oblivious to Wolfwood's tortured look*
YC: I'll take THAT as a yes!! 8D!!! Now, when did you first start to like pudding so much? *has a laptop so she can type everything down*
Milly: Huh? OH! Well um....let's see....I was about six when Big Sister was talking with Little Big Sister and Little Big Brother and Big Brother, and they all said I needed something to obsess over as a kid, so they stuck me inside the Little Big Bathroom and locked me in there with nothing but enough pudding and water for three weeks, so all I ate was pudding and water and I was stuck on it after that. Then they let me out, I was craving pudding so much it scared Little Sister, Little Little Sister, Big Little Brother, and Little Little Brother, and they told Big Sister and Little Big Sister and Little Big Brother and Big Brother how I was acting and Mom and Dad got mad at them and grounded them each for two minutes. They never did something to get punished that bad AGAIN!! *takes a deep breath*
YC: O.O;......ummm onto the next question....Are you in looooooove with Nicholas over here?
Audience: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Wolfwood: ....0_0 *starts to struggle*
YC: Can't have that! Sorreh, but Knives will kill me if his room-for-a-year's-rent is messed up! Only HE can really torture people in here. I just scrape the surface. And yes, he WILL kill me. *pulls out a blowgun and shoots a dart into Wolfwood's neck*
Wolfwood: *keels over asleep on YC's shoulder*
YC: *looks around quickly* ^-^ Heh-heh-heh....
Milly:*still oblivious that Wolfwood was still there* Well...can you guys keep a seeeeeecret??
YC: Sure! *coughs*
Director: NO YOU CAN'T! LIKE THAT TIME I TOLD YOU I WAS AFRAID OF CLOWNS SO YOU GOT E.G. AND LEGATO TO DRESS UP AS CLOWNS AND SCARE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME IN MY OWN HOME!! THEN YOU VIDEO TAPED IT, AND SENT IT AS CHAIN MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNEW!!
YC:*just remembering* OOOOOOH! I remember THAT! *starts laughing hysterically* THAT WAS GREAT! And I think I forgot to mention that little wetspot under your bed afterwards. *evil grin*
Audience: *laughs*
Director: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *spontaneously combusts*
*the camera falls over, knocking the plants over, knocking the tv over, knocking the trashcan over, which leads to a domino chain-reaction of the whole set collapsing*
YC: AHHHHHHHH!! EVERY MAN AND INSANE WOMAN FOR THEMSELVES!! *grabs Milly's chair and Wolfwood and drags them out.*
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YC: So much destruction. So much chaos. I LOVE IT!!
Director'sPileOfAshes: I love WATER, which you had PLENTY OF!!
Milly: I love my Bokushi-san!!
Wolfwood: Mffffwaaa.....x_x
Vash: I love Rem!!
Knives: Humanity sucks. And I hate my brother.
Legato: I hate you all.*wearing a pink frilly dress that's three feet to small for him and his hair in pigtails* p--X_\\--q
PIYCH: Be nice Leggie! *evil smiles & grins*
YC: That's all for now. Very rusty but that's how first chapters are...I SWEAR it will be even better next time!! REVIEW MAAAAAAN, REVIEW!! You gotta vote for who's coming up next!! PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?? :D The candidates are:
Knives
Legato
Vash and
Rem
Have fun picking!! O.O NOT YOUR NOSE!! -_-; Bye-bye til next...week! Day! Hour! Month! YEAR! 8D~~ SUGAR RULES!!
YC: Yet another talkshow thing. But they're fun to write, everyone's doing it!! I could not resist. ^^ Ooooh I love writting!!
PeopleInsideYC'sHead: You love it too much. We're moving.
YC: NOOOOOO!! I...love you guys MORE!! THAN WRITTING!! ^^;
PIYCH: Suuuure you do. All this insanity is making us sick.
YC: But...but...if you stay...I promise to be sane for a long, long while!!
PIYCH: O_O; No way! That's not possible!!
A Random Guy: YC SANE? AHHHHHHHHH!! ITS THE SIGN OF THE APOLCALYPSE!! EVERYONE TO THE BUNKERS!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
MassCrowdOfPeople: *run around in circles screaming. Mass pandemonium reeks chaos in the "room".*
PIYCH: SEE? You couldn't be sane if you TRIED. Or if you DIDN'T try!! :/
YC: Fine. But if you stay, I'll let you...um.....umm....I'll....send you that picture I snapped of Legato in a dress hugging Vash and getting drunk and singing the "I Love Spiders" song!! I'll even send the video on DVD!! o_O (Video on DVD?! WHAT THE-)
PIYCH: REALLY? Its a DEAL! *laugh moniacly* Mwahahahaha!! Blackmail time....*evil faces and drag Legato off the stage*
Legato: O_\\ NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *Legato's nails dig into the wood floor and make deep gashed marks as he's dragged off* DON'T LEAVE ME!! AHHHHHHH!!
YC: O.O;;; Ahem...well....talkshow time!! 8D
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Chapter One: Its a PUDDING-INTERVIEWDAY-TORTURECHEESECUBETHING World Out There!!
*its pitch black, and a deep voice is heard*
Voice: Welcome....to "The Trigun Talkshow of Torture and No Purpose"!! Your host....Yuneek Chikinz!! Our special guest today is: MILLY THOMPSON on INTERVIEW DAY!! Heeeeeeeeeere we goooooooo--*a light flickers on showing a really nerdy tiny guy at the mike.*
NerdyGuy(who's really the Voice): Ummm...O.O;; YC!! YOU PROMISED!!*has a squeaky voice now*
YC: whoops. ^^;;
NerdyGuy:*starts flaming at the eyes* Grrr......
YC: o.o; SECURITY!!
*Middy & E.G. drag the NerdyGuy off the stage*
NerdyGuy: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!! I HAVE FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENDS!! *disappears off stage*
YC: Don't we all? ^^ Well, except maybe Knives, who just tortures the people who serve him, buuuuut.....
Knives: I resent that you filthy human ~CENSORED~!!
YC: GASP! Shame Knives, you started swearing and threatening already and we haven't even started!!*snaps her fingers and the darkness is all lit up and junk and the set looks like a pastel-colored room with white trimming, fake green plants, a cushy couch, a wooden ominus chair, and a glass table with a bunch of papers on it.*
YC: HELLO everybody, and welcome to the show!! ^_^
Audience: *start shooting, stabbing, or strangling each other*
YC: O.O Err.....*pushes a red button from nowhere and the sign above the audience changes from "Brutally Murder" to "Applause"*
Audience: *applauds*
YC: YAY! Ok, welcome to The Trigun Talkshow of Torture and No Purpose. I am your loving--
Director: INSANE, get it right!!
YC: -_-; I am your INSANE host, Yuneek Chikinz!! Today's show we'll be meeting a few people, and possibly torturing them. My mood will decide that ^^
Audience: o_o;;..........
YC: Our first guest is none other than the wonderful, sickeningly optimistic pudding-lover....Milly Thompson!!
Audience: *cheers*
Milly: *walks in* Hello everyone!! Hello Ms. Yuneek Chikinz!!
YC: ....Hello...Milly.....
Milly: ^^ Bokushi-san is tagging along today, is that alright with you, Ms. YC?
YC:....fine...but you call me "Ms. YC" again and I'll...I'll....I'LL GO INSANE!!
Milly: O_O;;
Director: You're already insane!
YC: And...? 8D~
Director: -_-;
YC: TODAY'S INTERVIEW DAY!! Milly would you be so kind as to sit in that chair? The one with the chains draped on it and the iron wrist clasps?
Milly: O.O Sure!.....
Wolfwood:*walks in and sits down on the couch next to YC*
YC: *starts drooling* Umm umm..yeah....
Milly: Hello Bokushi-san! ^-^ *sits, and the iron wrist clasps bind Milly's wrists to the armrest thing* O_O; gasp!! *more iron things come from nowhere and chain her to the chair along with her legs and neck* AHHHHHH!!
Wolfwood: 0_o
YC: Told ya! This room was used by Knives last and I was low on money so I paid him what I had and five years of slavery....*shudders* BIG mistake.
Wolfwood: I was under Knives since childhood! You got off easy, Author Person Lady!
YC: Well...o_o; Thingy. *duct tapes Wolfwood's mouth shut and also tapes him to the couch* Did anyone tell you that you look CUTE in duct tape?? ^_^
Wolfwood: MFFFF ~CENSORED~ MWAAAA!
YC: Really? COOL! Ok Milly, let me ask you a few questions.
Milly: PUDDING!! :D *totally oblivious to Wolfwood's tortured look*
YC: I'll take THAT as a yes!! 8D!!! Now, when did you first start to like pudding so much? *has a laptop so she can type everything down*
Milly: Huh? OH! Well um....let's see....I was about six when Big Sister was talking with Little Big Sister and Little Big Brother and Big Brother, and they all said I needed something to obsess over as a kid, so they stuck me inside the Little Big Bathroom and locked me in there with nothing but enough pudding and water for three weeks, so all I ate was pudding and water and I was stuck on it after that. Then they let me out, I was craving pudding so much it scared Little Sister, Little Little Sister, Big Little Brother, and Little Little Brother, and they told Big Sister and Little Big Sister and Little Big Brother and Big Brother how I was acting and Mom and Dad got mad at them and grounded them each for two minutes. They never did something to get punished that bad AGAIN!! *takes a deep breath*
YC: O.O;......ummm onto the next question....Are you in looooooove with Nicholas over here?
Audience: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Wolfwood: ....0_0 *starts to struggle*
YC: Can't have that! Sorreh, but Knives will kill me if his room-for-a-year's-rent is messed up! Only HE can really torture people in here. I just scrape the surface. And yes, he WILL kill me. *pulls out a blowgun and shoots a dart into Wolfwood's neck*
Wolfwood: *keels over asleep on YC's shoulder*
YC: *looks around quickly* ^-^ Heh-heh-heh....
Milly:*still oblivious that Wolfwood was still there* Well...can you guys keep a seeeeeecret??
YC: Sure! *coughs*
Director: NO YOU CAN'T! LIKE THAT TIME I TOLD YOU I WAS AFRAID OF CLOWNS SO YOU GOT E.G. AND LEGATO TO DRESS UP AS CLOWNS AND SCARE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME IN MY OWN HOME!! THEN YOU VIDEO TAPED IT, AND SENT IT AS CHAIN MAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNEW!!
YC:*just remembering* OOOOOOH! I remember THAT! *starts laughing hysterically* THAT WAS GREAT! And I think I forgot to mention that little wetspot under your bed afterwards. *evil grin*
Audience: *laughs*
Director: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *spontaneously combusts*
*the camera falls over, knocking the plants over, knocking the tv over, knocking the trashcan over, which leads to a domino chain-reaction of the whole set collapsing*
YC: AHHHHHHHH!! EVERY MAN AND INSANE WOMAN FOR THEMSELVES!! *grabs Milly's chair and Wolfwood and drags them out.*
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YC: So much destruction. So much chaos. I LOVE IT!!
Director'sPileOfAshes: I love WATER, which you had PLENTY OF!!
Milly: I love my Bokushi-san!!
Wolfwood: Mffffwaaa.....x_x
Vash: I love Rem!!
Knives: Humanity sucks. And I hate my brother.
Legato: I hate you all.*wearing a pink frilly dress that's three feet to small for him and his hair in pigtails* p--X_\\--q
PIYCH: Be nice Leggie! *evil smiles & grins*
YC: That's all for now. Very rusty but that's how first chapters are...I SWEAR it will be even better next time!! REVIEW MAAAAAAN, REVIEW!! You gotta vote for who's coming up next!! PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?? :D The candidates are:
Knives
Legato
Vash and
Rem
Have fun picking!! O.O NOT YOUR NOSE!! -_-; Bye-bye til next...week! Day! Hour! Month! YEAR! 8D~~ SUGAR RULES!!