Title: Baby Blue

Author's Note: It's not new news that I totally love this Leo, and this one-shot was made as a writing practice, but I liked it enough to post it. Hope you enjoy it!

If Leo heard the phrase 'Baby Blue' one more time, he swore he was going to portal that person all the way to the nearest port, and dump their sorry self over the docks. Complications aside, it was a good plan. If the portal wouldn't work, he'd dump a glass of water on them. Simple.

Because if the glares he sent their way wasn't a sign worthy enough to warn, nor the threat with the sword, Leo swore to himself that he would execute his plan. No exceptions.

Leo had just about had it with the annoying nickname…

And with these thoughts, Leo made it into their living room. The old couch was occupied by the one and only Splinter. Leo didn't bother with a greeting- the mutant was fast asleep. But the projector was left running. But Leo knew better than to turn it off, lest he wanted a sever whap on the head with his father's tail. Nope, the longer undisturbed, the better it was for the rest of them.

Leo strode past the living room and into the kitchen. He smelled Mikey's work before he could have seen it, and automatically both brother's faces lit up in grins. Mikey, because of his brother's presence, and Leo because of what Mikey had in his presence.

Leo slid into the chair beside Mikey, "So… Mikey…" the turtle put his elbows on the table and chin in his hands, "You sharing?"

Mikey's grin widened, and he pushed the fresh pizza box into Leo's hands, "Sure Baby Blue!"

Leo stopped his hands dead in their tracks. His eye twitched, and his teeth grit in his mouth so hard that it pained his jaw.

The turtle was halfway towards reaching to his swords, when he was cut short by Mikey offering Leo a bitten slice of pizza, "Ya sure you don't want bro?"

And Mikey waved the piece around, "It's tastes good…"

And Mikey wobbled his slice, "Come on Baby Blue…"

Leo's body stiffened, and he gripped his sword's handle. But something stopped him, whether it was the tempting pizza, or Mikey's huge innocent eyes, or the sheer ridiculousness of his annoyance and Leo sighed.

The blue turtle accept Mikey's slice and eyed it daringly, "How much of your spit is on this one?"

Mikey grinned a mouth full of cheese, "Not enough!"

Leo passed it back to Mikey, and chose to steal one clean piece from the box as he walked around the table to claim a cup of water. Leo was just about to take his first bite when a thunderous roar caused the ground to shake. He and Mikey shared the same horrified look- and Mikey did what any brother would do in this situation.

He threw the pizza box to an offended Leonardo, "Bye Leo!"

Raph dashed into the kitchen with a loud, "THAT'S MY PIZZA!"

Leo held the box protectively with one hand, and his cup in the other, "It was on the table Raph- and that means it's free food now!"

Raph playfully (or maybe not) pounded his fists together, "Give me my pizza Baby Blue!"

Leo didn't waste a second.

One soaking Raphael was left in the kitchen without any pizza as a triumphant Leo leapt through his portal and into the safety of his room.