Disclaimer: I don't own GW or any of its characters.

Originally written by Fire-Ice-Henna… but now it's mine, ALL MINE MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Note: This was a phone conversation written for FIH's Advanced Creative Writing class in which she thought using Duo and Heero would be a great idea. Now I have gone through n fixed some stuff a bit, not too much it's still pretty much the same n I doubt anyone will really notice. Hope you enjoy.

Thanks to: Abby FIH's personal spellchecker. THANK YOU ABBY!

One phone call

Ring…Ring…RinClick

"Hn."

"Heero… look I know you told me not to but… I couldn't help it! It was like something was pulling me towards it. Ya know?"

"Duo… what are you talking about?"

"Well you know that new Starbucks just down the road? Well I kinda went their."

"NANI! But that was two days ago. Where have you been?"

"Um… well from what the police say I've been unconscious for most of the time."

"Police! What did you do Duo?"

"Look Heero, I don't have time to tell ya all the details, I only get twenty minutes, but from what they tell me it has something to do with me hanging from ceiling fans without my pants on screaming something about a penguin revolution. Weird, huh? I don't even remember it."

"Uh Duo… Just how many cups of coffee did you have before you 'blacked out'?"

"Well, I had the Grande Café Latte, double shot of espresso, double shot chocolate, double shot raspberry, and a single shot vanilla."

"… That's nice Duo, now tell me how many you had."

"It's still kinda fuzzy but I think four maybe six." His voice getting quieter as he speaks.

"…"

"Heero, your not mad are you?"

"Duo, I thought we agreed that your limit was one. One and a half at most when one of the others are with you but, what you did (sigh) I'm surprised they were even able to capture you."

"Yeah well, you did say yourself that I've been gone for two days. They just probably had to wait for me to calm down a bit after my caffeine high. Hehehe"

"Mr. Maxwell your time's up!" A disembodied voice filtered through the phone line.

"WHAT… but (the sound of fabric being rubbed against the phone) I haven't asked him to come and pay bail yet." His muffled voice protested.

"And I should care why? Now come on, I have to get you back to your cell. You've had enough time to talk to your friend."

"NONONONONONO, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME… I WILL NOT GO BACK TO YOUR ROTTING LITLLE BOXES OF DOOM WITH A CELL MATE NAMED TINY!"

"MR. MAXWELL YOU ARE COMING WITH ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!"

In a menacing tone that will make even the gods themselves cower in fear "Make me."

(The sound of scuffle taking place and the hollering of men)

"Yeow… he bit me, I can't believe he bit me!"

"Quick get the sedatives!"

The rustle of feet, the screaming of orders, and protests from a very angry young teenage boy can be heard on the other end of the line. Then…

BEEP……………………………………………………………………………………

The line went dead.

Hanging up the phone and grabbing his keys off the counter Heero sighs, "Duo… Omae O Korosu."(1)

(1)'Omae O Korosu'- 'I will kill you' or 'I'm going to kill you'

See, I told you very few changes would be made. Now all you readers out there just drop a review or flame or whatever it is some of you do. I'm going to hold off a lil while before I post the next chapter to see how well this one still does. So if you think about, the more reviews or flames this gets the faster I update ;)

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