I'll Make a Wizard out of You

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Death Eaters
Did they send me muggles,
When I asked for wizards?

You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a wizard out of you

Tranquil as a Hufflepuff,
But a Gryffindor within,
Once you find your inner magic you are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale mudblood lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a wizard out of you

I'm never gonna catch the snitch
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for not being Constant Vigilant!

This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to fly

(To Be a wizard)
We must be swift as the Hufflepuffs
(Be a wizard)
With all the force of a Ravenclaw
( To Be a wizard)
With all the strength of a raging Gryffindor
Mysterious as the dark side of the Slytherins

Time is racing toward us till the Death Eaters arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the Black Arts of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a wizard out of you?

(To Be a wizard)
We must be swift as the Hufflepuffs

(Be a wizard)
With all the force of a Ravenclaw
( To Be a wizard)
With all the strength of a raging Gryffindor
Mysterious as the dark side of the Slytherins

(To Be a wizard)
We must be swift as the Hufflepuffs
(Be a wizard)
With all the force of a Ravenclaw
( To Be a wizard)
With all the strength of a raging Gryffindor
Mysterious as the dark side of the Slytherins