Look at me! I get to interview the Dibbish!
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Jaz: Woo! I get to interview DIB! Yes! Be amazed! WAHAHAHAH! You ooze with envy, do you not!? Well, I do!! WAHHA! …wait. How does that work? Well, this may get confusin'. Anyways, have fun! WOO! Oh, and I don't own IZ. WARNING: This fic may cause serious brain damage to your ponies and bunny slippers. Oh such damage shall be rained upon- OH MY TALLEST!! IT'S HAILING!!!!! THE CHEESE SPEAKS!! **Runs away** Ahem…anyways…to the fic. (How am I telling you this if I just ran away?!?!?!)
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Jaz: **Holds a brain freezy and glances around the 'studio', which is just her dads office, where she's typing this.. O.o** Where's Dib!!!?? I must interview!!!
Dib: **is thrown in by tall, confusing looking androids (Aka: to lazy to explain.)** ACK! WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!?
Jaz: …um…I'm Jaz? And I'm the only one in here. **Watches the androids stomp away**
Dib: AHH!
Jaz: O.o Hello to you, too.
Dib: Why am I here? Who are you?? How the hell did I GET here, anyways??! **Gets up and looks around all paranoid like.**
Jaz: For an interview, Dib. ^.^
Dib: ACK!!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME!?
Jaz: Silence! Sit down!
Dib: **Raises an eyebrow and sits down next to Jaz, still looking over the room nervously.** so wait…why do you wanna interview me?
Jaz: Fer fun!
Dib: Well, fun for you, but this is creeping the living bologna outta me… O.o
Jaz: bologna?
Dib: Never mind that. **blinks** And you didn't answer me!!! How do you know who I am and where I live?
Jaz: I'M Doing the interview, here! And what do you mean I know where you live?
Dib: …Well, you sent those androids after me… O.o
Jaz: OH YEAH!
Dib: …-.- Well, just get into the interview so I can go, please. O.O
Jaz: Hey! Now was that nice?
Dib: **Shrugs**
Jaz: OKAY!!! First question! **pokes Dib in the gut and bounces in her chair.** ^-^
Dib: Ooohhhh…kaaaayy… **rubs his stomach.** …ow. What is it?
Jaz: Do you agree with ZADR? **Stifles laughter** (Yeah, right!)
Dib: What's that?
Jaz: **leans over and whispers stuff into Dib's ear.**
Dib: …o.o….O.O!
Jaz: **Whispers some more**
Dib: ACK!! EW!!!
Jaz: **bites his ear and goes back to sitting.**
Dib: OW!! **Rubs his ear.** Well, lemme tell you something… I DO NOT AGREE WITH ZADR!!! I mean, come on!! Who would honestly think I'd have feelings for Zim?!?! I hardly even know him, besides him being crazy, somewhat paranoid, very stupid and-
Jaz: Don't know him, eh?
Dib: Well still! I hate that! Why would I love the thing I wanna dissect?! Or at least send him off to Mysterious Mysteries to by dissected live!! Ooo…
Jaz: ^ ^;; Yes, okay. Umm…I see your point, and I thought you'd answer like that, and no, I am NOT a fan of ZADR. -.-; Just…ew. Anyways, next question!
Dib: Oh, goody. -_-
Jaz: Why do you enjoy the studies of the paranormal so much?
Dib: Well, I dunno. **Shrugs** They just interest me, and also, I think when I was younger-
Jaz: You where abducted by aliens and turned into a genius super baby?
Dib: Along the lines of that somewhere… O.o
Jaz: Anyways, continue.
Dib: Well, also, I just think it SHOULD be studied. I mean, don't you think it should be? It's really interesting. Plus, I just like it because… I guess no one else does, that or I'm just…crazy?
Jaz: Neat…which brings me to the next question! Why are you crazy?
Dib: I'm not! I'm perfectly…okay, define 'perfectly', but I'm sane!
Jaz: Kay…next one…why is your head so big?!
Dib: ARGH! My head's not big, dammit!!
Jaz: Yes, you're right indeed. It is very large. Okay then! Next question!
Dib: .
Jaz: Heheh..
Dib: What?
Jaz: Do you like Gretchen?!
Dib: WHAT?!? …no! I don't know her…at all! Seriously!
Jaz: Well, she likes ya. O.o She was jealous when you and Tak where- HEY! On to the next question…eheheh… Did you like Tak before you found out she was an irken?!
Dib: Typical girl questions… -.-
Jaz: EH?!? Shut up!!
Dib: …okay?
Jaz: Answer the question!!!
Dib: But you told me to-
Jaz: SILENCE!!
Dib: **Twitches**
Jaz: Anyways, go on.
Dib: Did I like Tak?
Jaz: Yes. I believe that was the question, Dibbeh.
Dib: Um…well…yeah.
Jaz: In what sence?
Dib: huh?
Jaz: More than a friend, or just a friend.
Dib: ……………………………… O.o
Jaz: Well?
Dib: Why do you wanna know, anyways?
Jaz: Cause it's an interview!!! **Beats Dib with the card things**
Dib: ACK! OW! OW! Okay, okay, OKAY!!
Jaz: TELL ME NOW, STINK!!!
Dib: o.o; Um…I guess so.
Jaz: You guess what?
Dib: I guess I did kinda like Tak in a sense over then…being…just…yeah…
Jaz: A friend?
Dib: Alright! Let's get to the next question, then. O.o
Jaz: WAHHAHAH! I KNEW IT!
Dib: ohhhh, boy. -.-
Jaz: EVER SINCE YOU HAD FIRST SEEN HER YOU DID SOMETHING…ER…WEIRD! WHAHAH! SO I ALSO KNEW WHEN YOU AND HER WHERE SITTING ON THE-Oh yeah! The next thingy question mo-bob. Er…what was it? **Dropped all her cards.** -.-
Dib: Don't ask me. Can I go now?
Jaz: NO!!! You stay, big head boy!
Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!!! Come on, peo-eh? Jaz?
Jaz: **Sitting on Dib's huge head.** yeah?
Dib: …………… What are you doing?
Jaz: Looking to see if my cards are lost on yer head!!! **Scoots around**
Dib: O.O Eh…**Bows so Jaz falls off.**
Jaz: **Tumbles off of Dib and lands on her tush** OW!!! Son of a -CARD!! I found it!
Dib: …Son of a card? O.O
Jaz: yes. Now then, next question… DO YOU LIKE MY CHARACTER JEENE!??!? ^______^
Dib: …Who?
Jaz: JEENE!
Dib: …no?
Jaz: Taaay…um…**looks around for more cards.**
Dib: -.o … -.-;
Jaz: AH-HAH!!! Another question… Do ya think that Gaz and Zim go well together?
Dib: ……………………………….
Jaz: Well?
Dib: I'm afraid it took awhile for that message to hit my brain, and when it did, I didn't get it.
Jaz: …what?
Dib: Can you please repeat that?
Jaz: Sure! Do you think that Zim and Gaz should go together as a couple? ^.^
Dib: …………….
Jaz: That's okay. Take your time.
Dib: …You're an idiot, aren't you?
Jaz: **nods insanely** YUH-HUH!!! ^_^
Dib: Well…all I have to say to that is… **Gets his back pack and beats Jazy with it several times** NO, I DO NOT THINK THAT MY SISTER AND…AND…ZIM SHOULD GO TOGETHER!!! YOU SPEAK WITH THE CRAZINESS!!!!
Jaz: Ow! OW!! OkAY!! I GET IT!!
Dib: NO YOU DON'T!! **Continues to beat Jaz** Also, Zim doesn't seem like he'd want anyone, the same goes for my sister!!
Jaz: OW!! **grabs his bag and tosses it…somewhere.** **a scream is heard from the audience.** (Wait…there IS no audience!!) Well, I'll give you the thing about Zim, but you don't know that about Gaz!!
Dib: Yes I do!! She's my sister. O.o
Jaz: Very true. Well, it was just a question.
Dib: About the stupidest one yet.
Jaz: Well, blah to you too.
Dib: Hm. Can I have a sandwich or something?
Jaz: SURE!!! **Goes off to make Dib a sand-o.** OH! AND ANDROIDS!!
Android #3: Yes?
Jaz: LOCK UP THE HOUSE!!! **Goes off**
Dib: -.-
Er…hate it? Love it? Flame it? Or…just like it? Well anyways, R/R, and I may write some more.