Maka Albarn and The Miss DWMA Pageant
A Soul Eater Fanfiction
Written By SassySimoneEvans
Author's Note: I decided to make a story where Maka joins a beauty pageant called the Miss DWMA Pageant. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater.
Chapter 1: I Don't Care!
MPOV(Maka's Point of View)
It was a very hectic Friday morning for the female population at Death Weapon Meister Academy. And by hectic, I mean "girls gathering around and looking at a poster/ sign-up sheet for the Miss DWMA Pageant on the bulletin Board" kinda hectic.
Do these girls have anything else to do? Like, oh! I don't know, getting to class on time?!
It seemed like every girl was surrounding the poster/sign-up sheet like it was Justin Bieber handing out apple pies with his face on it.
Yeah. It seems like I can't escape this thing. Wether it's in gym class, the showers, in the classroom, or even at the basketball court, my girl friends keep harking me about this! It's so annoying!
Well, I can't wait until this stupid pageant is over. And, unlike my friends, I am NOT participating in the Miss DWMA Pageant, nor I'm not caring about it.
"But, Maka.", you might be asking me. "Why aren't you going to enter the 34th Annual Miss DWMA Beauty Pageant for Female Weapons and Meisters? It would be a great opportunity!"
Well, I have 2 reasons:
Reason #1: This is just a popularity contest
I mean, by winning a crown, a sash, a bouquet of flowers, and the title of Miss DWMA, what have you accomplished in your life? That you are the prettiest girl at the academy? I've accomplished a lot of stuff; from passing the Super Written Exam and reading the entire series of The Hunger Games, to making my weapon partner/new found boyfriend, Soul Eater Evans, into a DeathScythe and saving the world from plunging into madness and insanity by the Kinshin Asura.
You see, those are accomplishments. Not winning a crown and a sash at a beauty pageant all because you're the prettiest girl at the academy. And besides, in my opinion, I am popular. I have a very good social life due to having support from amazing friends, teachers, and a loving and trustworthy boyfriend who happens to be very popular himself, due to him being a DeathScythe and all. So, there!
Reason #2: It's just an excuse for the guys to see FEC(Female Eye Candy)
If there's anything I had learned from living with a guy(and a magical cat/human hybrid) and having boy friends is this: they love to see girls either in skimpy outfits, bikinis, or nothing at all! So, this pageant is just an excuse for all the boys(except for Soul) to go and get nosebleeds all because of the contestants are wearing bikinis or mini-dresses.
I may not be the sexiest girl due to my undeveloped chest(even if it did grow a little...OK, a lot from the past 2 months, but still), my boring dirty blond hair, or my lack of a butt, but I do know that my friends will steal the spotlight with their excess makeup skills, big busts, and beautiful curves and flaunt their stuff in their bunny suits and maid outfits in the cosplay round or their beautiful dresses in the formal round. And besides, I would rather be dissected by Dr. Stein in one of his "experiments" than to show myself in front of the entire student body(especially my papa!) at a beauty pageant IN A BIKINI!
And that's why I just do NOT care. Tsubaki, Liz, Patty, Kim, Jackie, Sassy, and Mina; along with other girls at the academy; can join this pageant. And good for them! But, I'm not and if anyone asks why, I have three words for them:
I DON'T CARE!