Spencer is seen sitting in the living room, rapidly and messily eating popcorn because he was watching an "exciting conclusion" to a soap/drama.
ON TV: "Oh, Anthony. Daryl didn't kill Angela...I DID."
Spen.:"Why, just WHY would you kill YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, THOUGH?"
He continues munching popcorn.
Announcer: "Tune in next week to see Daryl and Anthony's family in court, to settle this dispute once and for all."
Spencer was scarfing down popcorn, even though this "who killed who" question was answered.
Audience: *Laughs*
Spen: I can't wait 'till-*gags* *coughs*"
Spencer was choking to death on an unpopped kernel.
Audience: Scared OOH's and murmurs
You wouldn't believe what happens next. The show's creator, Dan Schneider, comes up via the elevator.
Aud.: *cheers*
He leapt over the couch like a show-off stuntman, and Hiemliched the thing out of Spencer's throat.
Aud: *Enthusiastic cheers*
Spen: "Dan? You're not supposed to be on this show,"
Dan: "I was just about to tell you about your show's ratings, and I..."
Spen: "Well?"
Dan:"You wouldn't believe it. They are the most FLAWLESS ratings, for any of my shows, EVER,"
Audience: *cheers*
Dan: "I want to, um, congratulate you on this achievement." He looked around. "You're the only one here. You would've DIED, if it wasn't for me."
Audience: *awws*
Spencer: "No, I can't!"
Dan: "Yes, you will. You will accept my gift!"
Spen: "No, I CAN'T! WHY BOTHE-mmmm."
Dan: *French kisses Spencer"
Audience: *OOOOHHHs* *scarce clapping*
Spen: "Wow. I feel, hot."
Dan: *looks off the set* "I gotta go. See ya soon."
Dan left to the left side of the screen. Spencer sat like a statue and pondered what his mouth just endured.
I'm in love, he thought. Not just with anyone, but with... Dan Schneider.
AN: It's short, I know. This is just the first chapter! Will be updating soon enough! Yes, you've read this right. Spencer kisses Dan Schneider.