Hidden Codec Messages By Snake
Colonel: Snake, you know who that is?
(A picture Colonel in a Bikini shows up)
Snake: MY EYES!!
Colonel: Oops sorry wrong image. Let's see… how about this one?
(Clicks on a file labeled "PORN")
(A picture of Samus naked shows up)
Snake: Samus a GIRL!?
Colonel: Sorry Snake… that was your birthday present. Please look at another folder…Where is it?
(There's a file that's bigger than his computer saying in font 90 italic, bolded and underlined "MARIO")
Colonel: This
(A picture of Mario shows up)
Snake: That's you isn't it? From undercover 10 years ago. From the Mission: L-O-L Mario
Colonel: WHAT!? That doesn't even look like me
Snake: I know! That's why it's "undercover". You were always a good agent keeping your identity a secret. You nearly got us that time. Ahhh good times good times.
Colonel:…
Snake: Where did you get that mustache? It's so cool! I want one!
Colonel: You got a beard and mustache combo!
Snake: But his mustache is better than mine!
Colonel:…colonel out.
2nd character: Zexion
Snake: Hey Mei Ling who is this guy/
Mei Ling(ML): Oh that's Zexion he saved his town Altea
Snake:…wait…that's Marth!
ML: Ehhhh… what about…Hyrule?
Snake: THAT'S LINK!
ML: The Mushroomy Kingdom?
Snake: forget it. What's with the book?
ML: Oh that's the holy grail of Yaoi fangirls of sexy archives book.
Snake: Yaoi fangirls… I feel like some retarded fangirls are writing about me and some other guy doing stuff…weird
ML: He uses that book to capture yaoi fangirls thinking his being bad. But his helping the world maintain peace.
Snake: Yeah…yaoi fangirls are all yaoi and stuff and the worst part is that when I insult them they take it as compliments.
ML: Never underestimate the power of Yaoi!
Snake: Next time the Colonel ask me to pick a team…I'll make sure that it won't be you 3!
3rd character: Cloud Strife
Snake: Hey.. isn't that Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy?
Otacon: Oh good eye Snake! His F-Zero pilot number 07!
Snake: Yeah I…hey wait a second CAPTAIN FALCON IS F-ZERO PILOT NUMBER 07!
Otacon: Oh… CLOUD! Oh yeah his a pink marshmallow
Snake: That's it must talk to the script writers about this
Otacon: He holds a buster sword which was giving to him by Zack Fair
Snake: Let me guess… Yaoi fangirls write about 2 of them to!
Otacon: Wait…how did you know?
Snake: (Hiding a Yaoi comic book behind his back) Oh…no reason.
END CHAPTER