Once upon a time, in a land where quite a lot of people now live, there were two bros. The names of these two bros was Alfred and Arthur.
The older bro, Arthur, looked after the younger bro, Alfred. The two were amazing bro friends, eating Arthurs' bro cooking and making many bro fives, playing bro hide and seek, doing bro things while drinking bro drinks and eating bro food reading each other bromance… Basically they were amazing bros.
Then one day, when bro Alfred looked only a little younger than bro Arthur, bro Alfred decided he didn't want to be bros with bro Arthur anymore. This was because bro Arthur was being mean and making bro Alfred pay for drinking his bro tea and using his bro paint.
Bro Alfred told bro Arthur he didn't want to be bro's anymore, but bro Arthur didn't listen, because bro Arthur was busy and thought it was just a passing thing.
Bro Alfred tried again, but bro Arthur didn't listen, because he wanted to be bros for ever.
So eventually bro Alfred had no choice but to demand bro Arthur met him and his homies in a muddy field during the rain and that he should wear a red coat. Bro Arthur was like, sure bro, and so they made a time and a place.
When the time came bro Arthur was alone in his red coat and bro Alfred and his homies where in blue coats, then bro Arthur realised what was gonna happen and fell too his knees.
Then bro Alfred told Bro Arthur his penis didn't look big any more and then they weren't bros no more.