Disclaimer Number Uno: I don't own nor claim to own any character which appears/will appear in this story. They belong to their respective authors and/or owners. Well… Even concept isn't mine, so I dunno what to worry about :P. I hope you'll enjoy.

Disclaimer Number Zwei: This story doesn't have purpose to bash any writer, creator or even persons which perform their role. It's supposed to be interesting gimmick for mine lackluster story and to poke fun at ludicrous ideas in fiction and wrestling. I still hope you'll still enjoy it.

Xattu2Hottu's out.

Dark screen. On screen appears timer similar to those from old times, while movies where recorded at roll film. Five, four, three… There can be also heard a deep voice of narrator.

*Clearing of throat* So far, annual year known as Royal Rumble, has been place of many wonderful events in our sport's history.

Two…

One…

Hard fought victories…

There appears "old" footage of previous victors who went against all odds to achieve their dreams. Ric Flair in 1992, whom win vacated Championship, Shawn Michaels in both 1995 and 1996, when he went as a number one in both shows, and Rey Mysterio in 2006, while he dedicated it to memory of late Eddie Guererro.

…and astonishing records.

Texas Rattlesnake is shown in his 3 victories at RR, Daniel Bryan fighting to stay in Greatest Royal Rumble and also Braun Strowman, Monster among Men, eliminating 13 men on the same show.

But Rumble isn't as grand as one might think. This is also showcase of failure and funny mistakes.

Film suddenly brakes, leaving nothing for a while. Now there's a modern footage of some interesting things. Like total catastrophe which was RR 1995 (Mantaur and other oddities). Santino Marella who has been undisputed champion in having the shortest time in match. And last, but not least, now famous slide of Titus O'Neil.

You may think. "Why are bringing this up in this package of Royal Rumble. Those are supposed to hype us not turn us away for this… And why are knowing what we are…" It's not important! We're doing this because we are going to do something completely different. Instant of celebrating what's good in this Battle Royal, we will focus on the bad aspect of this show. 50 wrestlers with bizarre, out-there and polarizing gimmicks…

Now there are even footage out of WWE. We have Chris Je… I mean, Super Liger botching some moves. Then Blacktop Bully of WCW (in)fame brawling at the back of moving trailer. On the right side of screen appears "Swerve Man" Vince Russo rising WCW Heavyweight Championship, when on the left The Shockmaster crash trough the wall, tripping himself in process. Last, but not least, Double J, in his country singer gimmick, smashing guitar on somebody's skull.

… Will face against 50 characters from fiction, whom can be described as controversial, to say at least.

Bendy… No, not that from horror indy game, but from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, doing mischievous things and blaming It on others. Then there's hyped Owen from Total Drama series, next Major Force, enemy of Captain Atom, stuffing another body in yet another fridge. Next in order is Big the Cat, fishing with his friend Frogie. Last, but not least, we can see Baldi, recent horror sensation, rooming corridors of his school, with cold look on his face.

Facing each other for a change to redeem themselves from obscurity and hatedom. Only tonight… In The Worst Royal Rumble…

Logo of The Worst Royal Rumble slides down, in all their glory… Before it falls down and crashes into pieces.

Gene Okerlund: F**k it.

After this incident, camera pans to arena packed with some fans… Well, mostly these are homeless who were promised to have warmth and something to eat. There was also few true wrestling fans, but those are can be called truly committed to their hobby. Arena pans around to the entrance ramp, whose in look can be described as straight from "outlaw mudshow". Little right to ramp is also a announcer table. Behind those sits three persons: "Voice of WWE" Michael Cole, Nick Diamond of Celebrity Deathmatch fame, and professional child bully, Pyrocynical.

Michael Cole: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to this unusual, some, like myself, shaddy place at The Worst Royal Rumble.

Cole said in his heel persona, already driving viewers (and some readers) mad at this choice.

Nick Diamond: Oh come one Cole. It's great step up from some of Celebrity Deathmatch revenues.

MC: I'm sorry that I'm not used to be in such crappy place like you, Nick.

Pyrocynical: Come one guys! We didn't even begin video and you are already fighting… For f*oof*k sake. So mine name is Pyrocynical. There is Nick Diamond and this whining man is Michael Cole.

MC: Whining? I'm just stating obvious.

ND: Obvious my ass… Anyway, let's keep it professional. So today we can except a intense 100-man Royal Rumble. After all, there's big stake tonight.

PC: Yeah, winning this match will make you somebody more famous than that stealing c*oof*t PewDiePie and redeem you from being hated by everyone… Maybe I should submit myself to it.

MC: To be eliminated few seconds in? Anyway, like those goofballs said, the stake is high. Never before has Royal Rumble has seen so many competitors in one match. This match will write your name in gold letters in history. How great it's that?!

ND: That's the spirit Cole. Anyway, every participant have draft their number and there are only seconds before number one and number two will enter into ring.

PC: The intensity of this crowd is of the charts… Just kidding, I feel like people are interested in this like mine fans in videos.

MC: Let's look at the ring where ring announcer will explain the rules...

To be continued...