Author's Note: I had to write a song or poem for English and this is it. It's a song about certain vampires that I love. And then when I read this in front of the class, they thought I was mentally unstable because of course when I said this was relating to the book Twilight they had no idea what Twilight is. Tell me what you think and I can write another song if y'all want. Read this to the beat of "I'm in love wit a stripper".
Disclaimer: Do I need to disclaim this? O well just in case I disclaim certain parts of this song pertaining to any reference to Twilight, I do not claim to own the beat either.
I'm in love with a vampire
And he's hot
And he's cold
And he's shiny
Got the body of a Greek God
Chiseled into marble
And he's still really hot
While being really cold
He smells really good
And he never grows old
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