Zelda and Saria, the hero's of Hyrule?
Part one
(This is about what would happen if link didn't save Hyrule and Zelda and Saria did plus some weird stuff)
"Link!" yelled Saria as she yelled at Link from below his tree house.
"What is it!" yelled Link
"Hyrule is being taken over by Gannon."
"And."
"And we need you to save us!"
"Well get someone else." Said link
"Fine!" said Saria as she walked away.
Later she came back with Princess Zelda to get link to come and save Hyrule.
"Link!" said Zelda
"Come down now or else!"
"Or else what!" yelled link
"Or else me and Saria will do it or our selves." Said Zelda. Link started to burst into laughter
"You and Saria don't make me laugh you cant even beat me more or less Gannon."
Zelda got pissed at his remark and stormed up in the tree house and threw link out and stared grabbing all his weapons.
"What are you doing?!" asked Link
"I'm taking all your stuff and getting ready to battle Gannon since you won't. Saria go throw him in the lost woods."
"Ok" Said Saria
"What!" Said Link
"Why me. I didn't do anything."
"That's true. But since you're not going to save Hyrule s so now we have to." Said Zelda "And while you're at it when you drop him off take him to the deepest place and strip him. That should teach him a lesson."
"Why not, I'm already chucking my life long friend in a place where he may never be heard of again so I guess I can strip him to."
"I hope he kills you!"
"If he does then they'll blame you link, and if you're not out by the time we get back we will tell every body that you're a puny little wimp!"
Then Saria threw him in their where he began freezing half to death.
"So were do we go next?" asked Saria
"Well since we have no clue what were doing I suggest we ask someone with experience." Replied Zelda.
Then Saria suggested that maybe Impa would know some one so the rode to the castle and found Impa smoking marijuana .
"Impa what are you doing!" yelled Saria
"IT WASN"T ME I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!" said Impa with a guilty look on her face
"Sure ya didn't." said Zelda
" Well you have no room to talk because u just bought 5 pounds of it!"
"Zelda I can't believe you!" said Saria in shock.
"Well that's a different story that we'll talk about later, so now on to business. Impa do you know where we can get help fighting evil drug dealers?" asked Zelda" "Try asking Mario." Suggested Impa
"Ok" said Zelda and then they rode to Mario's world.
tell me if ya liked it
Part one
(This is about what would happen if link didn't save Hyrule and Zelda and Saria did plus some weird stuff)
"Link!" yelled Saria as she yelled at Link from below his tree house.
"What is it!" yelled Link
"Hyrule is being taken over by Gannon."
"And."
"And we need you to save us!"
"Well get someone else." Said link
"Fine!" said Saria as she walked away.
Later she came back with Princess Zelda to get link to come and save Hyrule.
"Link!" said Zelda
"Come down now or else!"
"Or else what!" yelled link
"Or else me and Saria will do it or our selves." Said Zelda. Link started to burst into laughter
"You and Saria don't make me laugh you cant even beat me more or less Gannon."
Zelda got pissed at his remark and stormed up in the tree house and threw link out and stared grabbing all his weapons.
"What are you doing?!" asked Link
"I'm taking all your stuff and getting ready to battle Gannon since you won't. Saria go throw him in the lost woods."
"Ok" Said Saria
"What!" Said Link
"Why me. I didn't do anything."
"That's true. But since you're not going to save Hyrule s so now we have to." Said Zelda "And while you're at it when you drop him off take him to the deepest place and strip him. That should teach him a lesson."
"Why not, I'm already chucking my life long friend in a place where he may never be heard of again so I guess I can strip him to."
"I hope he kills you!"
"If he does then they'll blame you link, and if you're not out by the time we get back we will tell every body that you're a puny little wimp!"
Then Saria threw him in their where he began freezing half to death.
"So were do we go next?" asked Saria
"Well since we have no clue what were doing I suggest we ask someone with experience." Replied Zelda.
Then Saria suggested that maybe Impa would know some one so the rode to the castle and found Impa smoking marijuana .
"Impa what are you doing!" yelled Saria
"IT WASN"T ME I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!" said Impa with a guilty look on her face
"Sure ya didn't." said Zelda
" Well you have no room to talk because u just bought 5 pounds of it!"
"Zelda I can't believe you!" said Saria in shock.
"Well that's a different story that we'll talk about later, so now on to business. Impa do you know where we can get help fighting evil drug dealers?" asked Zelda" "Try asking Mario." Suggested Impa
"Ok" said Zelda and then they rode to Mario's world.
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