Switched!

Disclaimer: This is a story mainly about one of the cutest couples I like; Ron and Hermione. It also has me in it, but only for entertainment of Hermione being in a different place. You'll see.

Chapter 1- What happened?

I'm leaving my body, what's happening? Who is that? I want my husband! Ron! Ron help!

Hermione Gran…I mean Weasley woke up with a start one morning not even a month after she was married. A strange tune was playing from a muggle cell phone.

"Turn you're cell off Monie!" a girl who looked like she was about six years old moaned.

"What?" Hermione replied not knowing who this 'Monie' was.

"Your cell, turn it off… and stop speakin' Brit." The girl said. She was obviously American. Hermione found a cell phone lying on the ground and turned it off. All Hermione could do was stare at the girl as she turned on the Tele and put on a cartoon of some sort called 'Yu-Gi-Oh.'

"Um, excuse me, but who are you?" Hermione asked politely.

"Monie, I'm Julie remember, and why are you talkin' brit?" Julie replied.

'I am not this 'Monie' girl you speak of. My name is Hermione Gran… Weasley. Mrs. Weasly. I'm still not used to that." Hermione corrected.

"Mon, I don't feel like acting this morning, and quit acting like Hermione."

This girl would not believe her.

"I am not this girl you speak of. I am Hermione Jane Weasley! Mrs. Weasley! And I must get back to my husband. Can't you see…"Hermione said, but as she looked in the mirror, she saw that she was not really her. She was so confused. How could this happen?

"See," Julie said very sarcastically. "You're Monie, not 'mione.'" She said with a laugh. But wait, how did she know what Ron calls her? How did she know about this, and why was Julie so calm about her behavior"

"Listen, I don't know how it happened, but I don't know, I think we switched bodies somehow and…"

"Right and I are a goblin who works for Gringotts."

"Can you please listen to me?" Hermione pleaded.

Julie now was thinking to herself about something, but Hermione did not know what. Finally, she spoke.

"Alright, I know what will snap you out of it! "Julie said with a smile that made Hermione a little frightened.

"And what is that?"

"TOM FELTON LOOKS LIKE A CONSTIPATIED MONKEY!" Julie exclaimed and started to remind her of Luna Lovegood with her laughter.

"I have no idea what you are talking about."

"What the hell is going on? I'm trying to sleep in." A boy was now at the doorway of the bedroom, and was a little annoyed.

"Monie is acting like Hermione for some reason." Julie said.

"Who?" he said.

"Duh, Hermione Granger…Emma Watson… The girl in Harry Potter!"

"Oh yea, she's hott."

"Oh brother." Julie said shaking her head.

"I said I'm Hermione Weasley now. And I am not acting." Hermione said firmly. "So if you all aren't going to believe me, I'll go out and find someone who will." She said as she got shoes on and stormed out of the room.

Julie ran after her, and stopped her from leaving.

"Fine, I'll play along, but I'll just have to ask you something that Harry Potter fan would know if they studied the second book like I did, because I know the real Monie wouldn't know it."

"Ask away, but it was a long time ago."

"Ok…What are the ingredients in a Polyjuice Potion?" Julie said with I grin. Hermione suspected that she was thinking that she wouldn't know it.

"That's easy; lacewing flies, leeches, bicorn horn, knotgrass, fluxweed, boomslang skin, and of course the bit of the person your turning into." Hermione said intelligently.

Julie looked very surprised, but still not completely impressed.

"And what is the approximate amount of time does the lacewing flies take to get ready?"

"Well…the lacewing flies have to be stewed in 21 days, and also the fluxweed has to be picked at the full moon." She added. "Well, do you believe me or not?" Hermione said impatiently.

Julie seemed to be in shock now. She went into the living room, and sat down very slowly.

"Oh my god. Monie would never know all that. She never memorized the books, and she could never possibly remember that without laughing or stuttering. You really are her aren't you?" Julie finally said after a moment of silence.

"That's exactly what I've been trying to tell you the whole time!" Hermione said.

Than something much unexpected happened. Julie started giggling, and it got louder and louder, and than, she… she… got up and ran to hug Hermione. She would not let go.

"Uh, I don't get it." Hermione said looking to the boy to try to get some answers.

"I don't either." He said.

"Chris, listen, she's not your cousin, and she's… she's the girl from Harry Potter…. And… and… she's ohhhhh!" Julie finally said very excitingly.

"Ok, I'm going upstairs and going to sleep." Chris said.

"Ok, you do that." Julie said. "Sorry about him." She said to Hermione. "He's Monie's cousin, and he hates Harry…oh, you don't know, I gotta explain."

"Yes, please do." Hermione said.

"Well, here, there are books based on Harry, Ron, and you in Hogwarts years. They are all in Harry's point of view, but once in a while it's in you and Ron's." She suddenly grinned. "Wait, you said you were Hermione Weasley?"

"Yes…"

"I KNEW it!" Julie was now prancing around the room giggling.

"Knew what?"

"Well… heh, um well… I kind knew since fourth year that you liked each other, but there are signs from year one."

Now Hermione was sitting down.

"Year one?"

"Yea, the Troll. The friendship started with a troll."

"Yea, I guess you're right." Hermione was smiling now.

"I wonder where Monie is then." Julie said finally.

"Yes, well, I aspect she's in my body… oh no…"

"What?"

"I found out something yesterday, and I didn't tell Ron yet…"

"What?"

I'm leaving my body. I'm now sleeping next to a red-haired boy…no, no… it can't be…

Monica Corney woke up feeling very strange. She was feeling sick, and she got up to run for the bathroom, which was now closer than she thought. After she threw up, she looked in the mirror, only to find another woman. She had bushy hair, and she was described just like Hermione Granger. She tried her best not to scream, because she didn't want to wake anyone up.

She could not believe it. She was in Hermione Granger's body. However, she looked at her left hand to find a wedding ring.

"Mione? Are you ok?" A boy asked from the bedroom. He had red hair and freckles, so that answered all the questions to who she was married to. Hermione was married to none other than Ron Weasley. She was now Mrs. Weasley.

"I'm fine Ron." Monica answered in her perfect British accent.

Monica hoped that Hermione didn't change much, because she only just got the hang of acting like her, and this would definitely prove her acting skills were good. But why was she sick? Why was she Hermione? She didn't know what to think, because she surely didn't want to make Hermione out to be insane, or something.

End of chapter one.