Authors note: I haven't made fanfics in a long time. I haven't finish either.(I'll continue with one soon) In the meantime I'll use a little story that my brother thought of.( I'm only making it more detailed, he only told me the plot) This takes place in Termina if you wanted to know. Tell me if you like it! So, on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda at all! They belong to Nintendo and all other companies who has it. Don't sue me, I have no money.
When Cuccos attack!!!
It was a nice, sunny day in Termina. Grog the Cucco caretaker was on a little walk with his cucco chicks. He walked into a forest where he usually lets the chicks explore on their own. He was going to sit at a tree, when he found a black egg.
Grog: A black cucco egg? Who would be crazy to leave this here!
He picked it up, gathered the chicks, and went home. To his surprise, it hatched. It was different from all the other Cuccos. It was black.
Grog: Hello little cucco!
The cucco could talk.
Black Cucco: You will do my evil deed to try to rule Termina! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACK*coughs*
The evil cucco slapped him a couple of times. Suddenly, the Caretaker was hypnotized. At first, he was just standing there. But then, he turned into a maniac. He put on a black Bremen's mask and marched all around until all of the cuccos grew.
Grog: FLY MY PRETTIES! DESTROY EVERYTHING! HEHEHEHEAHAHAHAHA!
The cuccos flew out of the pen and pecked at everything. They ripped laundry, attacked people, played bulls-eye the unsanitary way, and so on.
This got Link mad.
Real mad.
The kind of "I'm gonna have cucco tonight" mad.
Link was riding around with Epona, when a cucco decided to steal something from him. It decided to steal the pretty blue instrument that he had. It reached out its sharp claws and took it.
Link: Hey! Give that back!
The cucco paid no heed to the hero's warning and mockingly laughed at him. This got him an arrow in the back. Link stopped Epona and retrieved the Ocarina. He would have left, if it weren't for the strange cucco.
This cucco didn't die.
This cucco multiplied.
So now there were two revengeful cuccos glaring at Link. They didn't peck at him, they just screeched like crazy.
Link: Crap!
Every cucco stopped what they were doing, and hurried to the scene. Soon, whole flocks of cuccos were on his tail. Epona had sped off earlier, due to the screeching of the duet of cuccos. This left Link with one option;
Link: RUN!!
And run he did. He jumped fences and shot arrows at the flock at the same time. This did him no good at all. They kept on multiplying. He tried an Ice arrow and froze some of them, but the other cuccos chipped them out and kept going. He tried a light arrow and blinded some, but they multiplied and grew even MORE furious then before. Finally, he tried a fire arrow. He shot it, and hit a tight group of cuccos in the middle. They definitely stopped then. And he did more then stop them, he fried them.
Link: Mmmmmm. Fried cucco…
He shot the entire army of cuccos down in two hours. The floor looked nothing less than a cookout.
Link: What am I gonna do with all of these cuccos?
He thought of a plan and decided to haul all of the roast cuccos into clock town. With the help of some townsfolk, they got them all in. That afternoon, the Clock town inhabitants had roast cucco.
Grog: NOOO! HE ATE MY CUCCOS! THIS MEANS WAR!! WAR!!
Evil Cucco: So he defeated all of those cuccos on his own…. This isn't over yet, Link!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
To be continued.