Once upon a time there were two pathetic guys sitting in a loft. Their names were Mark and Roger, and they were both starving artists who dreamed to become famous. They only found joy in randomly breaking out into song and dance. Often, this drew attention to them and caused people to back away slowly the run. A very good example of this was on Memorial Day, in May of 1999. Roger and Mark thought it was incredibly hot, so they decided to go for a swim… in a fountain in Tompkins Square Park...
As random passersby stared with interest at the two men swimming lazily around the fountain, Roger, the man who was wearing very thoroughly soaked plaid pants stood up and began belting out a song he had written for his girlfriend who died two years ago.
Roger:
Your eyes, as we said our goodbyes
They were so beautiful
And I find
That your eyes
Weren't actually that beautiful
That Mark's were so much more beautiful
They were blue as the sky
And I tried
To see your eyes
But I find
That marks took me by surprise
The night he came into my life
Where there's moonlight
I see his eyes
Why'd I let him slip away?
So I could be with you
You were just a stripper
And I… just thought you were hot!
Why'd I let him slip away when I'm longing so
To hold him
Now I die for one more day
Cuz I wasted my time on you
Then mark stood up and ran over to roger. He jumped into Roger's arms and then began an exotic rendition of Angel and Collins' love song.
Mark:
Eo with a thousand sweet kisses
Even if you have AIDS
With a thousand sweet kisses
Even if you're dying
With a thousand sweet kisses
Even if you're a failed rock star
With a thousand sweet kisses
I'll always love you!!
People who walked around in Tompkins Square Park that day were unbelievably confused as to why these full grown men were singing love songs to each other, in a fountain no less. Suddenly a police man came by and stopped next to them.
Police man: You two are arrested!
Roger: For what?
Police man: For public displays of homosexuality
Roger: not for being half naked in public?
Police man: no
Mark: or disturbing the peace?
Police man: no
Mark: or being in the fountain?
Police man: no
Both: THAT'S HOMOPHOBIC!! Let's find Maureen and make a protest. And sing about how homophobia is wrong!!
Police man: Ahhhhhh!! The gayness is too creepy. Get away from me!!
The police man ran away and Roger and Mark were left smiling in the fountain, dripping wet, and then proceeded to start making out.
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Authoress' note:
Katie: Okay, so this fic is written by Anni and Katie. Kate being the better author of the two, basically wrote down all of Anni's ideas and made Anni look good. The two authoress' are now dancing to the tune of la vie boheme and eating cake, and are now dubbed the most random girls in the world.
Anni would you like to say anything?
Anni: Yea. Ok, to sum it all up, I think I wrote about 2 sentences in this whole story. Isn't that fantastic?
Katie: Yes I think it is fantastic. Now lets find which ones you wrote… lets see…
"They only found joy in randomly breaking out into song and dance. Often, this drew attention to them and caused people to back away slowly the run."
That really sums up the entire plot Anni. I think you made a wonderful contribution to the story!
Anni: thank you. I don't write very much but I have ideas!! Yea…. Um….. hmmm… oh yea! I have something to say about our partner Jamie! She doesn't actually exist. She is someone Katie Ysa and I made up just because she's fun. Katie is a bigger RENThead then I am, but I still like rent. My friend Rachel introduced rent to me when I was little but I didn't listen to it until Ysa started to become a RENThead. We casted rent with a bunch of our friends and I'm Joanne!! Only, I can't sing that part in seasons of love seeing as I'm the alto of the altos.
Katie: And I'm the soprano of the sopranos. I can sing her part in seasons of love instead. But you know Anni, Joanne only sings that in the movie. It's sung by the "seasons soloist" in the show.
Anni: I kno, I'v seen the show. But I cant rember who we(ysa and i) casted you as! Hmmm…
Katie: You cast me as maureen. And i was the stunt double (we didn't really need one, but i knew i was the only one brave enough to be a stunt double, so i dubbed myself as such)
Annie: O yeah! And you sang the high ntoe for me in seasons of love!!
Katie: I rocked the socks off that high note!
Anni: Stop rubbing your voice in my face
Katie: Sorry
Anni: This authoress' note is starting to get longer that the fic... we should end it
Katie: Okay
Both: bye!!
Katie: oh yeah, and remember to go to fiction press and read my musical- /s/2526865/1/DariBaby
Anni: Katie!! Stop doing PR for your stupid-
Katie: AMAZING!!
Anni: -musical, during our fanfiction!
Katie: Funsucker!!
Anni: yeah yeah yeah
Both: Bye
Anni: For real this time!
