Pain's Koolaid Addiction
I don't own Naruto, anything I make fun of, or Koolaid.
Pain has a Koolaid addiction after his first glass.
It was raining one cold morning, Konan and Pain were in the kitchen of the Akatsuki lair. Pain was reading the newspaper, looking at the Walmart ads. Konan was pouring drinks.
"Pain, do you want some Koolaid?" Konan asked.
"What is 'Koolaid'?" Pain asked.
"It's a beverage." Konan said, handing him a glass.
Pain sniffed the glass, and put a flashlight over it as if to interogate it. Pain glared for a minute and said:
"Is it poison?" Pain asked.
"No." Konan replied, drinking water. "Try it."
Pain gulped down the whole glass and licked his lips clean. He stared for a minute, checked if he was still alive, and looked back at Konan. She looked at him and asked:
"Well?"
Pain walked over towards the fridge and took the three quartz of Koolaid that was still in the fridge, then walked to the table and drunk all of it. Pain looked at Konan once more and said:
"Make more."
Konan did what Pain had requested and made at least 17 quarts of Koolaid in the next 40 minutes. Pain, again, drunk it all.
"Pain, if you don't stop drinking Koolaid, the Koolaid guy is going to burst through the wall." Konan said, pointing to the small picture of the Koolaid guy on the packet.
Pain got curious and started drinking the next glasses. They heard rumbling and then a figure burst through the wall, shouting:
"OH YEAH!!!!"
"OH SHIT!!! PAIN, I TOLD YOU SO!!!" Konan shouted.
Konan blinked and realized that the Koolaid guy was on the ground, dying. She also realized that Pain was inside the glass bowl that was the Koolaid Guy, licking the last of the Koolaid.
"This guy..." The Koolaid Guy panted. "He's going to be the death of me..."
The Koolaid guy then died.
"Nice going, Pain, you killed the Koolaid guy..." Konan said.
Then Pain stepped out of the Koolaid guy, licking his fingers, and asked:
"Got Koolaid?"
I have no clue how I wrote this. Review if you like.