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SPN100 Challenge: Comic. #1: Dean sets the format of the last laugh. #2: Jumping out at the Winchesters is never a good idea, even if it is for a charitable cause. 2 x 100 word drabbles.
Comic Relief
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A/N: Dean sets the format of the last laugh.
The Font of All Comedy
Sam opened the parcel and lifted out the review copy of his first published book.
"'The Road So Far'," he said, holding it up with obvious pride. "My agent reckons it'll be the road novel of our generation."
"Yeah," Dean grunted, "looks great."
Frowning at his brother's odd tone, Sam flipped through the book only to draw in a sudden horrified breath.
"Oh, they probably thought I was you when they phoned and I insisted on that type face," Dean added.
Sam looked pale and shaken. "But comic sans, how could you?"
Dean snorted. "Dedicated to my pain-in-ass brother, indeed!"
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Red Nose Day
A/N: Jumping out at the Winchesters is never a good idea, even if it is for a charitable cause.
"Well, you'll be saving on face paint for a while!" said Dean, trying to placate the distressed man while inspecting his red, swollen nose.
"Maybe re-think jumping out at passers-by," screamed Sam, still shaking from the adrenaline rush.
"It was for comic effect," sobbed the man.
"You'll have to forgive my brother," said Dean, "but you did trigger his PTSD."
"I'm dressed as a clown!" said the man, incredulously.
"What can I say? Blame an appalling imitation of Ronald McDonald at a vulnerable age. The poor guy still can't even look at a burger," said Dean, choking back his emotions.
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