Disclaimer: I do not own the Storm Hawks.

Storm Hawks—Finn's Biggest Fear

By WhispertheWolf and callmefall

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" was heard all through Terra Neon. The source of the sound was unknown thus far, except to the Storm Hawks.

Aerrow groaned. "Here we go again."

Piper said, "You would think he'd over this by now."

At that moment, Finn came running up to Aerrow, screaming like a girl, "Help, it's out to get me!" He grabbed the collar of Aerrow's shirt with a crazed look. "It's gonna eat me!" he said, shaking Aerrow very hard. "I'm a delicacy!"

Aerrow's eyes were rolling around in their sockets. He felt extremely dizzy. "Finn," he said warningly, "let go. Now!" Finn released Aerrow's shirt, leaving the Sky Knight to fall to the ground.

He instead grabbed Piper, yelling, "Piper, you gotta help me!"

"Finn . . ." she said testily. "I swear to you, there is nothing to be afraid of."

"What?" Junko asked. "What's he afraid of?"

Finn pointed a shaky finger. "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!" Junko yelled.

"It's after me, man!" Finn screamed.

Many of the occupants of Terra Neon looked at them like they were crazy. "Could you keep it down?" asked one annoyed visitor. "We're trying to enjoy our vacation here."

Both Finn and Junko were hiding behind Piper now without much success. "Guys!" Piper groaned. "Could you be any more embarrassing?" She moved away, giving them absolutely no cover.

"Probably," Aerrow said, just as annoyed as Piper.

"Perhaps they have mindworms," Stork suggested. Finn screamed again. "Nope. That's definitely just them."

"Finn, I swear, if you try to hide behind me again," Piper warned.

She didn't even have to finish the threat. Finn cowered away. "You're almost as scary as He is!"

"Finn," Aerrow told him, "you have got to learn to face this fear. It's illogical."

"But He wants to eat me!" Finn squeaked.

"And why would he want to eat you?" Aerrow countered. "He's just a normal guy."

"He doesn't look like a normal guy to me!" Finn complained.

"Yeah, me either," Junko said. "Normal guys don't wear make-up."

Stork agreed. "You know, he does have a point. Besides, he could be carrying all kinds of diseases."

Then the source of Finn's and Junko's terror walked up, saying in a goofy voice, "Hey, kids! Want a balloon?"

"Oh, goody!" Junko exclaimed, forgetting his fear and reaching for the balloon.

Finn, on the other hand, passed out. Piper smacked her forehead, grumbling, "For Atmos's sake, it's just a CLOWN!"

This is another fanfic callmefall and I came up with to keep you guys from dying of boredom while I figure out what I'm doing with The Drifter.